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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-09 at 4:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 What's the difference between having sex with a clone of yourself and watching your clone jerk off with a sex toy?
Well in that scenario there is no personal sexual gratification for the original to simply watch the clone. The clone is getting all of the payoff here.
The ideal solution is to both blow each other at the same time. -
2017-12-09 at 4:42 PM UTC
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2017-12-09 at 5:03 PM UTC
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2017-12-09 at 5:04 PM UTC
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2017-12-09 at 5:32 PM UTC
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2017-12-09 at 5:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon I've never seen an AP with what appears to be a shitty Chinese movement hidden behind the big obvious AP self-winding weight. I could be wrong but I've seen a lot of AP watches and other watches, you just don't see as much machinery in the back usually.
Try to tip it around and see the smoothness at which the weight works.
But what really tips me off is the idea that someone gave you a $10K+ watch as collateral for… Drugs?
I thought that was a tipoff too, but this man and his wife were pharma execs at some smaller company who'd bought the rights to a handful of once-obscure drugs, and somehow ended up in the South Bay living in a shitty apt. Hes got a $300/day china white habit, and his wife knows he USED to have a problem, and goes to NA and stuff. So anywhere he goes, she follows. She watches the gps on his phone to and from work. If theyre together and he goes into a gas station to pay for gas, often she will come in with him. So one would have to meet him by the coffee dispensers or something.
But no...the guy's wife wanted to go christmas shopping, and he realized he blew through all his fucking money on drugs. And at this point if she realized that, shed probably divorce him. So he asked to borrow a grand just to keep up the charade. Gave him $500. He was supposed to receive his paycheck thursday night, so he has until 3pm today to pay or he forfeits it. I questioned why he wouldnt just go out himself, but if he were to try to go to a pawn shop or something to sell it, his wife would know. HENCE...she would know something was up...
A preliminary appraisal at a high end shop, I was told that if it was indeed a forgery, it was one of the best ones hes seen in a while, and that I should still be able to ditch it for a few grand. It has a lot of weight, the movement is VERY smooth, and I actually sat down with a jedieler's loupe to check out the movement of the (minutes, seconds?) far in the back. Its very smooth and precise, and most of the gears all seem to be interacting with the others. So idk. Worst case scenario, I got a cool fake watch. -
2017-12-09 at 5:58 PM UTC$300/day drug habit...a bullet to the head is easier at that point. And he sounds whipped as fuck too and living in constant fear.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-09 at 6:07 PM UTCGod bitcoin transaction times are pissing me off. Literally losing money by the second waiting for confirmations. What a shit token. All in on monero after (if) I get my coin back into my own wallet.
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2017-12-09 at 6:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon I wasn't shooting threes in this instance, it's just that I'm decent at shooting now so I can make shots.
A referee in a 1-on-1 pick up game calling chsrges is just about the most ridiculous thing I've heard in my entire life.
As far as bodying the fool into the paint, I'm 5ft11 or 6 ft so I could have destroyed him and I tried but there were two problems: one, an old nigga was refereeing and the first three times I tried it, he started yelling at me about charging. And two, this guy was really fast, like if I tried to rush him, he would steal faster than I could react, so the only way I had to drive was to move laterally, then cut back when he started gaining speed to keep back.
As far as him stealing the ball from you: back that thang up and keep you butt and body between him and the ball, tell the "ref" to shut the fuck up, and keep your dribble a lot lower. Post movement is hard to master and probably really unnatural for you but if you can get used to playing with your back to the basket you should be able to beat him easy. -
2017-12-09 at 6:25 PM UTC
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2017-12-09 at 6:29 PM UTCI'm taking a final exam online and if I get a zero I will still pass this class with an A lol.
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2017-12-09 at 6:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by SpatianHaigency A referee in a 1-on-1 pick up game calling chsrges is just about the most ridiculous thing I've heard in my entire life.
As far as him stealing the ball from you: back that thang up and keep you butt and body between him and the ball, tell the "ref" to shut the fuck up, and keep your dribble a lot lower. Post movement is hard to master and probably really unnatural for you but if you can get used to playing with your back to the basket you should be able to beat him easy.
He wasn't really refereeing but he kept bitching about it. I didn't have to listen to him but whatever, he had that Old Black Man bonus +10 to speechcraft and I stopped pushing like that.
And that's solid advice, yeah I'm having a hard time dribbling and moving backwards. I need to work on my basic dribbling too, my ball handling is ass, specially with my left hand, and that's another thing he seemed to know, I favour my right a lot so after a couple of cutbacks he knew I was just going to try to drive from the right.
I am a level 1 noob to b-ball though, so I was happy getting squished with 6 points. It still pissed me off but I expected to get obliterated and maybe make one or two lucky shots, I've only played ball years ago in school.
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2017-12-09 at 6:51 PM UTCYou gotta put him on his ass. Have you never seen a movie? It's streetball.
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2017-12-09 at 6:53 PM UTCim binging on salvia lol
a number told me to get of the its way
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2017-12-09 at 7 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I thought that was a tipoff too, but this man and his wife were pharma execs at some smaller company who'd bought the rights to a handful of once-obscure drugs, and somehow ended up in the South Bay living in a shitty apt. Hes got a $300/day china white habit, and his wife knows he USED to have a problem, and goes to NA and stuff. So anywhere he goes, she follows. She watches the gps on his phone to and from work. If theyre together and he goes into a gas station to pay for gas, often she will come in with him. So one would have to meet him by the coffee dispensers or something.
But no…the guy's wife wanted to go christmas shopping, and he realized he blew through all his fucking money on drugs. And at this point if she realized that, shed probably divorce him. So he asked to borrow a grand just to keep up the charade. Gave him $500. He was supposed to receive his paycheck thursday night, so he has until 3pm today to pay or he forfeits it. I questioned why he wouldnt just go out himself, but if he were to try to go to a pawn shop or something to sell it, his wife would know. HENCE…she would know something was up…
A preliminary appraisal at a high end shop, I was told that if it was indeed a forgery, it was one of the best ones hes seen in a while, and that I should still be able to ditch it for a few grand. It has a lot of weight, the movement is VERY smooth, and I actually sat down with a jedieler's loupe to check out the movement of the (minutes, seconds?) far in the back. Its very smooth and precise, and most of the gears all seem to be interacting with the others. So idk. Worst case scenario, I got a cool fake watch.
I don't mean that the movement is shitty because it's not smooth. At this point, smooth movements are very cheap from China.
For example, the TY2706 movement costs like 20 bucks at individual cost (bulk can get down to like $5), and it's the movement that's used in a lot of luxury replicas and basically all the stupid watch company startups you see popping up ("Quality luxury watches at an affordable price by cutting out the middleman, go to watchstartup.com/affiliatelink for 20% off and use promo code SOCIALMEDIAGUY for free shipping").
The thing is, I haven't seen an AP watch with a movement in the back that looks like that at all. The self winding weight (the big golden pizza slice, it spins around to wind up the watch as you move your wrist) looks very legit but I mean the stuff in the back of it.
It's likely a working movement, not just some fake gears and shit, but I've just never seen an AP with movement that looks like that. They generally have a more elegant look behind the weight, like so:
Could you post a more dead-on picture of the watch?
And sorry if it seems like I'm trying to shit on your watch, I don't mean to at all, at the very least it will look dope as fuck. I'm just interested in it. -
2017-12-09 at 7:02 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-09 at 7:06 PM UTCwif i keep on getting into arguments with hallucinationa
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2017-12-09 at 7:07 PM UTCOh god. That movie is something special.
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2017-12-09 at 7:20 PM UTCMy test has this question, "John Brown is often described as a terrorist. Do you agree with this description? Why or why not? What attributes might make him fit this profile? Or, what attributes make him fit some other profile?"
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2017-12-09 at 8:07 PM UTC
