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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. wow noopept on 958mg of bundy is like

    "brain, can you repair my cingulate cortex?"

    "operating now, you will twist all of your muscles in 5..4..3..2..1.."

    "hey noopept, can you grow my wisdom tooth?"

    *muscles start contracting to push out wisdom tooth*

    wtf im like laying down in the dark biohacking myself
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Can someone explain to me why its ok for a woman to have sex toys but not men?

    Someone finds a vibrator in a woman's room its all "you go girl, you don't need no man"

    But someone finds a fleshlight or an onahole and suddenly its "that's not normal, go outside and meet someone you sick fuck"

    Not that I think a man having a sex toy is wrong or makes him a suck fuck, but the difference between the social implication is because vibrators are better than penises and could be reasonably be selected over a penis on their own merits. Male sex toys however never really provide more pleasure than actual sex does, meaning the only reason you really have one is if you aren't having as much sex as you want to.
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    The Bible clearly states: “The living are conscious that they will die; but as for the dead, they are conscious of nothing at all . . . Their love and their hate and their jealousy have already perished . . . There is no work nor devising nor knowledge nor wisdom in Sheol [mankind’s common grave], the place to which you are going.” (Eccl. 9:5, 6, 10) These inspired Bible verses make it clear that when someone dies, he is no longer conscious. He cannot think, feel, communicate, or comprehend anything.

    Sauce: https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/2009127

    If that's true then Heaven and Hell make no sense and they would basically useless unless hell is just a demon hangout and Heaven is just a really big supernatural house for God. I'm pretty sure if I was burning in a lake of fire with billions of other evil assholes I'd be pretty aware of it.
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  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Instead of shooting threes just body that fool into the paint. You mention his height like you tower over him if youre only like 5'9 then i guess yea keep working on your 3

    Captain Curry.
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  5. Originally posted by CASPER What makes you say that? Perhaps you can save me the appraisal fee.

    Considering the salesman at the AP Boutique in Beverly Hills couldnt even say for certain, Im interested as to what caught your eye.

    I've never seen an AP with what appears to be a shitty Chinese movement hidden behind the big obvious AP self-winding weight. I could be wrong but I've seen a lot of AP watches and other watches, you just don't see as much machinery in the back usually.

    Try to tip it around and see the smoothness at which the weight works.

    But what really tips me off is the idea that someone gave you a $10K+ watch as collateral for... Drugs?
  6. Originally posted by RisiR † Captain Curry.

    Lmao, that's a good double entendre.
  7. Originally posted by RestStop I've noticed the reverse double standard when it comes to dating "inter-racially". I can't how many times I've talked with a white female friend about this "I mean it's okay for you to date a black girl, RestStop…that's different" LOL. I mean perhaps they're just being nice because were friends but idk I've heard this from people who were more or less strangers as well.

    I guess the stigma of a white girl dating a black guy is just too much to handle for some(read: most) people.

    Whitey's can't handle the idea of a big ugly nigger putting his thick nigger lips on their pure white daughter's little pink nipples and her pretty little rose petal lips wrapped around his dark cock.
  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Vibrators were invented because women used to become mysteriously "hysterical" and would go see doctors who would "cure" them by "massaging" their pussy with their fingers and warm water. So many women required these treatments that doctors spent most of their time doing this and it was exhausting. Eventually they started teaching husbands to do this, and vibrators were invented because it made it even easier.
  9. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by RestStop The Bible clearly states: “The living are conscious that they will die; but as for the dead, they are conscious of nothing at all . . . Their love and their hate and their jealousy have already perished . . . There is no work nor devising nor knowledge nor wisdom in Sheol [mankind’s common grave], the place to which you are going.” (Eccl. 9:5, 6, 10) These inspired Bible verses make it clear that when someone dies, he is no longer conscious. He cannot think, feel, communicate, or comprehend anything.

    Sauce: https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/2009127

    If that's true then Heaven and Hell make no sense and they would basically useless unless hell is just a demon hangout and Heaven is just a really big supernatural house for God. I'm pretty sure if I was burning in a lake of fire with billions of other evil assholes I'd be pretty aware of it.

    Heaven and hell aren't places you go to when you die they are mental states you live in here and now. Life can be heaven or hell depending on how you live it.
  10. Originally posted by Open Your Mind Vibrators were invented because women used to become mysteriously "hysterical" and would go see doctors who would "cure" them by "massaging" their pussy with their fingers and warm water. So many women required these treatments that doctors spent most of their time doing this and it was exhausting. Eventually they started teaching husbands to do this, and vibrators were invented because it made it even easier.

    Lmao so back in the day there was no foreplay? You'd just jam your unwashed dick up in there and thrust for your own pleasure.
  11. holy shit, 150mg of noopept snorted makes a GRAM of bundy have almost no effects

    A GRAM OF bundy GETS BEATEN BY A TINY LINE OF NOOPEPT WTF

    also my salvia came mmm
  12. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Lmao so back in the day there was no foreplay? You'd just jam your unwashed dick up in there and thrust for your own pleasure.

    I'm not from then, how would I know?
  13. Originally posted by Wick Sweat Lmao so back in the day there was no foreplay? You'd just jam your unwashed dick up in there and thrust for your own pleasure.

    Women were basically considered bangmaids back then
  14. The Egyptians invented vibrators by putting bees in a tube
  15. Originally posted by Captain Falcon The Egyptians invented vibrators by putting bees in a tube

    "My Queen, the bees are escaping!"

    "Let them," Cleopatra said, her legs spreading wide.
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  16. Originally posted by Open Your Mind Heaven and hell aren't places you go to when you die they are mental states you live in here and now. Life can be heaven or hell depending on how you live it.

    I gotta disagree with you here obbe. Heaven is a state of everlasting life and eternal happiness (i.e. fake). Our lives here and now are temporary and will not possibly last forever. So by definition, no mental state can be equivalent to what is commonly referred to as heaven.
  17. Originally posted by D4NG0 It's not. A woman with sex toys is a dirty whore.

    The social difference exists because it's literally the easiest thing in the world for a woman to get laid, whereas for a man it takes effort. Therefore male sex toys = faggot/pathetic loser and female sex toys = dirty whore who can never get enough dick.

    So, what's the difference between masturbating and using a sex toy?
  18. Originally posted by Fox Paws I gotta disagree with you here obbe. Heaven is a state of everlasting life and eternal happiness (i.e. fake). Our lives here and now are temporary and will not possibly last forever. So by definition, no mental state can be equivalent to what is commonly referred to as heaven.

    smoke bundy
  19. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 So, what's the difference between masturbating and using a sex toy?

    And for that matter what’s the difference between masturbating and having sex with a clone of yourself
  20. Originally posted by Fox Paws And for that matter what’s the difference between masturbating and having sex with a clone of yourself

    What's the difference between having sex with a clone of yourself and watching your clone jerk off with a sex toy?

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