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  1. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.



    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.



    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.



    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.



    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.

    Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do:
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  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Dr. Scrawny: How Lanny Stole Christmas Did not read

    TL;DR
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'd date Millie.
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Not really feelin' this new young thug song but posting it anyways because fuck it that's why :

  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Tfw when a nigga hits you with that dank collateral



  6. spice, Crouton, T-PAIN, noopept

    salvia coming tomorrow

    ill prob drink, smoke krojus, do bundy this weekend too
  7. 1g of T-PAIN lol
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CASPER Tfw when a nigga hits you with that dank collateral


    Not an Audemar is it?
  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by RestStop Not an Audemar is it?

    Yup :)
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Wonder how malice is doing with his family.
  12. Wtf is wrong with these new wave retarded looking/sounding rappers. People like Lil Pump must seriously have a legit mental illness.
  13. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Wtf is wrong with these new wave retarded looking/sounding rappers. People like Lil Pump must seriously have a legit mental illness.

    All the ghosts of Union soldiers watching Youtube like "We fucked up."
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Should I reach out to Millie?
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 All the ghosts of Union soldiers watching Youtube like "We fucked up."

    kek, slavery wasn't a major factor in that war
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Wtf is wrong with these new wave retarded looking/sounding rappers. People like Lil Pump must seriously have a legit mental illness.

    LIPUH!! PESKETTI!!!
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Richard Millie cost me about an Aston Martin,
    Left my Tesla sittin' at the house on the charge,
    I just me the owners of Chanel DiaDior,
    they say I'm spendin' too much money in the store.
  18. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 1g of T-PAIN lol

    you always try to find something to be a snob about to distract yourself from the fact that you're a complete loser
  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by jimmy you always try to find something to be a snob about to distract yourself from the fact that you're a complete loser

    you always try to find something to be a snob about to distract yourself from the fact that you're a complete loser
  20. Originally posted by aldra kek, slavery wasn't a major factor in that war

    You're out of your league aussie boy. The war was largely due to economics, and slavery was a big part of that. The Morill Tax introduced a federal tax on all imported goods, which effected the south more heavily than the north due to the north being more industrialized. The south had to import a lot more than the north because of this. They were a lot more agricultural, in part because the slave industry was so much bigger down there. You have to remember that by the 1820's or so the North had largely made slavery illegal.

    That's why you have dudes like Calhoun who actually pushed to get South Carolina to introduce a bill in the early 1800's to nullify the Morill Tax (thereby nullifying federal law) even after Andrew Jackson lessened it. Andrew Jackson hated Calhoun so fucking much that he threatened to come to South Carolina and hang him, lol. The nullification was obviously overturned because federal>state when it comes to taxes. The Morill tax put the south at a massive disadvantage, and when the Republicans came about, they were afraid that they'd be put at a further disadvantage if slavery became illegal. This is why Abraham Lincoln campaigned with the promise that he did not intend to emancipate the slaves, which he maintained up until the middle of the Civil War.

    Slaves were a critical economic factor, and definitely something that those from the Union cared about, as we can see from the way they advertised to potential soldiers and the speeches given to soldiers during war. The economic factor of keeping slavery can not be understated. To say it wasn't a major factor in the war is completely, objectively wrong.

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