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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-06 at 3:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Oh man. I worked laundry in county for a month. I won't begin to describe to you the horrors of the female inmates' underwears. Pretty sure I saw the full spectrum of colors one way or another, not to mention physical matter that I didn't even… Nevermind I said I wasn't gonna begin.
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2017-12-06 at 3:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery So earlier at the McDonald's drive thru, the total is $3.01, and my cousin gives the woman a ten and goes to reach for change saying "I got a penny." She goes, "Don't worry about it," so he says alright. Then she fucking gives him 6 dollars and ninety-nine fucking cents. I was cracking up so hard at his expression and him going "The fuck, man?" as we pulled away. People are dumb. Nigga wanted his seven bucks. Why the fuck did she tell him not to worry about the penny if she was gonna go and give him fuckin 99 cents?
Maybe she thought he was reaching toward his change and said "damn, I only have a penny" so she was like "ah don't worry I gotchyu" thinking he was upset he only had a penny left and she was helping him out by replenishing his change. Or something. -
2017-12-06 at 3:37 AM UTCWent to swallow five Benadryl and a melatonin pill all at once with no water just now and it got stuck in my throat so I had to grab the bottle of whiskey and swig it down because I had no other liquid in my bedroom #Winning
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2017-12-06 at 3:40 AM UTC
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2017-12-06 at 4:01 AM UTC
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2017-12-06 at 4:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery So earlier at the McDonald's drive thru, the total is $3.01, and my cousin gives the woman a ten and goes to reach for change saying "I got a penny." She goes, "Don't worry about it," so he says alright. Then she fucking gives him 6 dollars and ninety-nine fucking cents. I was cracking up so hard at his expression and him going "The fuck, man?" as we pulled away. People are dumb. Nigga wanted his seven bucks. Why the fuck did she tell him not to worry about the penny if she was gonna go and give him fuckin 99 cents?
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2017-12-06 at 4:05 AM UTCSo a CI just left a note on my back patio door...I'm half tempted to load my .40 and open that whores chest like a water balloon.
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2017-12-06 at 4:27 AM UTCroseanne was such a comfy show
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2017-12-06 at 4:33 AM UTCWhatever happened to Iron John? That nigga was like 70% of redfern. I think I briefly talked to him on here like at the birth of this site but ain't seen that dude since.
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2017-12-06 at 4:37 AM UTC
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2017-12-06 at 4:58 AM UTCMan, Filipina chicks have the greatest bodies.