The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-12-06 at 3:27 AM UTC

   #4381
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Oh man. I worked laundry in county for a month. I won't begin to describe to you the horrors of the female inmates' underwears. Pretty sure I saw the full spectrum of colors one way or another, not to mention physical matter that I didn't even… Nevermind I said I wasn't gonna begin.

   
   Don't leave me hanging like that
2. 2017-12-06 at 3:35 AM UTC

   #4382
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery So earlier at the McDonald's drive thru, the total is $3.01, and my cousin gives the woman a ten and goes to reach for change saying "I got a penny." She goes, "Don't worry about it," so he says alright. Then she fucking gives him 6 dollars and ninety-nine fucking cents. I was cracking up so hard at his expression and him going "The fuck, man?" as we pulled away. People are dumb. Nigga wanted his seven bucks. Why the fuck did she tell him not to worry about the penny if she was gonna go and give him fuckin 99 cents?

   
   Maybe she thought he was reaching toward his change and said "damn, I only have a penny" so she was like "ah don't worry I gotchyu" thinking he was upset he only had a penny left and she was helping him out by replenishing his change. Or something.
3. 2017-12-06 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #4383
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Went to swallow five Benadryl and a melatonin pill all at once with no water just now and it got stuck in my throat so I had to grab the bottle of whiskey and swig it down because I had no other liquid in my bedroom #Winning
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
4. 2017-12-06 at 3:40 AM UTC

   #4384
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Don't leave me hanging like that

   
   Like have you ever seen dried out bugs that were dead and encrusted in shit but still moving around?
5. 2017-12-06 at 3:55 AM UTC

   #4385
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Like have you ever seen dried out bugs that were dead and encrusted in shit but still moving around?

   
   Mmm...not yet
6. 2017-12-06 at 3:55 AM UTC

   #4386
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2017-12-06 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #4387
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Mmm…not yet

   
   Well let those undies simmer for a few more years. And then ask yourself how these bitches can replicate that even though they get their shit washed twice a week.
8. 2017-12-06 at 4:05 AM UTC

   #4388
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery So earlier at the McDonald's drive thru, the total is $3.01, and my cousin gives the woman a ten and goes to reach for change saying "I got a penny." She goes, "Don't worry about it," so he says alright. Then she fucking gives him 6 dollars and ninety-nine fucking cents. I was cracking up so hard at his expression and him going "The fuck, man?" as we pulled away. People are dumb. Nigga wanted his seven bucks. Why the fuck did she tell him not to worry about the penny if she was gonna go and give him fuckin 99 cents?

   
   Because she's a stupid fucking CUNT.
9. 2017-12-06 at 4:05 AM UTC

   #4389
   RestStop Space Nigga
   So a CI just left a note on my back patio door...I'm half tempted to load my .40 and open that whores chest like a water balloon.
10. 2017-12-06 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #4390
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Enter Because she's a stupid fucking CUNT.

    
    Yeah she must have been BLACK, for sure.
11. 2017-12-06 at 4:07 AM UTC

    #4391
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by RestStop So a CI just left a note on my back patio door…I'm half tempted to load my .40 and open that whores chest like a water balloon.

    
    Read the note to us please.
12. 2017-12-06 at 4:11 AM UTC

    #4392
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop So a CI just left a note on my back patio door…I'm half tempted to load my .40 and open that whores chest like a water balloon.

    
    Selling weed to my boys to get a lease on the Porsche
13. 2017-12-06 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #4393
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ Read the note to us please.

    
    RestStop,
    
    I came by to check on you. Please call me asap, love, Raven.
14. 2017-12-06 at 4:14 AM UTC

    #4394
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
15. 2017-12-06 at 4:27 AM UTC

    #4395
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    roseanne was such a comfy show
    
    it's coming back for a new season, too!!!
16. 2017-12-06 at 4:33 AM UTC

    #4396
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Whatever happened to Iron John? That nigga was like 70% of redfern. I think I briefly talked to him on here like at the birth of this site but ain't seen that dude since.
17. 2017-12-06 at 4:37 AM UTC

    #4397
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by RestStop Whatever happened to Iron John? That nigga was like 70% of redfern. I think I briefly talked to him on here like at the birth of this site but ain't seen that dude since.

    
    Bill Krozby Will tell u that they talk every day on 1fmgd.com or some site like that
18. 2017-12-06 at 4:41 AM UTC

    #4398
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ Bill Krozby Will tell u that they talk every day on 1fmgd.com or some site like that

    
    Well glad he's alive in the very least.
19. 2017-12-06 at 4:49 AM UTC

    #4399
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by RestStop Well glad he's alive in the very least.

    
    Why?
20. 2017-12-06 at 4:58 AM UTC

    #4400
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Man, Filipina chicks have the greatest bodies.