The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-12-03 at 8:19 PM UTC

   #4181
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by benny vader the only way you can redeem yourself is to get your half sister pregnant.

   
   Have you ever meet your half-siblings? Due to heredity there's a chance you may find you're surprisingly similar in certain ways. The bad side is that because you weren't raised together from an early age you may find yourself highly attracted to them (that includes sexually), which could be awkward depending on how you feel about it. Personally, I'd be down with it.
2. 2017-12-03 at 10:28 PM UTC

   #4182
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by benny vader the only way you can redeem yourself is to get your half sister pregnant.

   
   rofl. Coincidentally, my half sis is....rather above average looking.
   
   So not only did I get screwed when it comes to my fathers attention and resources, i got screwed genetically too. lol.
   
   
   
   Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-12-04T00:36:50.604682+00:00
3. 2017-12-03 at 10:30 PM UTC

   #4183
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Malice Well, may be moving to Pomona CA today with my dad and attend Mt. San Antonio College later on, which doesn't seem bad. It's close enough and convenient. I'd also get a free bus pass, which is nice because I fucking hate driving.
   
   CASPER, do you know anything about the area? Any recommendation for the best dispensary? I'm going to miss Purple Star. I've had serious sleep issues since I entered middle school and need a reserve of the chron to stave off insomnia and sleep deprivation. Better than being dependant on sleeping pills.

   
   Oh cool man! Thats like 30 min from here. I dont know anything in that area specifically, but all dispensaries here will be open for recreational use come january. There are probably as many weed shops in LA as they are Starbucks....maybe more. Im sure youll find something to your liking.
4. 2017-12-04 at 12:12 AM UTC

   #4184
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Christianity is a cult confirmed. False(non visable) God and Financial scam(collection plates to invisable God).
5. 2017-12-04 at 12:25 AM UTC

   #4185
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
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6. 2017-12-04 at 12:27 AM UTC

   #4186
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by CASPER eew dude wtf

   
   skeletor does drag
7. 2017-12-04 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #4187
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by RestStop Financial scam(collection plates to invisable God).

   
   whether it's a scam is dependent on the church itself I guess, but I read that the basis for collection and other church activities being tax-free isn't because it's religious, it's on par with charities doing public works - people are giving money without the expectation of receiving anything in return (ie. a business)
8. 2017-12-04 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #4188
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by aldra whether it's a scam is dependent on the church itself I guess, but I read that the basis for collection and other church activities being tax-free isn't because it's religious, it's on par with charities doing public works - people are giving money without the expectation of receiving anything in return (ie. a business)

   
   
9. 2017-12-04 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #4189
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by CASPER rofl. Coincidentally, my half sis is….rather above average looking.
   
   So not only did I get screwed when it comes to my fathers attention and resources, i got screwed genetically too. lol.
   
   
   
   Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-12-04T00:36:50.604682+00:00

   
   Got DANG nigga if that is your half sister well idk...I think you know where I'm going with this without being disrespectful.
10. 2017-12-04 at 12:40 AM UTC

    #4190
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop Christianity is a cult confirmed. False(non visable) God and Financial scam(collection plates to invisable God).

    
    I take issue with people actually tithing and the type of car a pastor should have purely from donations to God. When I was younger the pastor gave a sermon including a personal anecdote about haggling over the price of a Cadillac at the dealership for his wife.
    
    I was just a kid but I was like "yo, that's just from these donations he just asked for. A lot of people in this congregation can't afford Caddys."
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop, 
    • aldra
11. 2017-12-04 at 12:47 AM UTC

    #4191
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by aldra whether it's a scam is dependent on the church itself I guess, but I read that the basis for collection and other church activities being tax-free isn't because it's religious, it's on par with charities doing public works - people are giving money without the expectation of receiving anything in return (ie. a business)

    
    Just because there isn't reciprocity doesn't make an exchange tax exempt. Large gifts between family members for example aren't tax exempt. And religious organizations have a tax status independent of charities, if it was the same principle why distinct legal statuses?
12. 2017-12-04 at 12:51 AM UTC

    #4192
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I wonder what's up with the vatican being able to do whatever the fuck they want then. "Ah them niggaz be closest to God n shit fam"..that's like letting me sell meth because I know the biggest meth cook.
13. 2017-12-04 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #4193
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    They're their own country..
14. 2017-12-04 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #4194
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'd like to set up a Kemetic temple.
15. 2017-12-04 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #4195
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Lanny Just because there isn't reciprocity doesn't make an exchange tax exempt. Large gifts between family members for example aren't tax exempt. And religious organizations have a tax status independent of charities, if it was the same principle why distinct legal statuses?

    
    I meant the... ideological basis? not necessarily legal. I'd say tax breaks for charities and churches should be one and the same but it'd be unlikely to happen; can't imagine a church getting (properly) audited and not throwing a tantrum.
    
    also, if I strip out the pk code in quotes, does that mean the 'author' field doesn't change if they anonymise their account?
    

    Originally posted by CASPER rofl. Coincidentally, my half sis is….rather above average looking.
    
    So not only did I get screwed when it comes to my fathers attention and resources, i got screwed genetically too. lol.
    
    
    
    Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-12-04T00:36:50.604682+00:00

    
    Best guess for this image: Photograph
    
    
    thanks google
16. 2017-12-04 at 12:56 AM UTC

    #4196
    RestStop Space Nigga
    ^ Google get's it right. Indeed it is a photograph lol
17. 2017-12-04 at 12:59 AM UTC

    #4197
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery They're their own country..

    
    Ok sure, but you know that's really not true though.
18. 2017-12-04 at 1:01 AM UTC

    #4198
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Found my Crouton lanza =D
19. 2017-12-04 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #4199
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'd like to set up a Kemetic temple.

    
    How difficult and expensive would this be?
20. 2017-12-04 at 1:05 AM UTC

    #4200
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Location and building materials would narrow down a lot of it.