I'll give you the whole shaft for the half price Pickin' up a tenth at a quarter to five Got a bakers dozen of bullets to end your life You can find me in your crib, fucking your wife Catch me slangin, i do drugs and fine wine I had more words for this verse but i snorted the lines
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Coming back from the club with my homie and a bitch and got a Muslim uber driver who recognized me and knew I was high as fuck, he was passive aggressive all the way, I responded by being as polite, courteous, friendly and sober as humanly possible, I didn't give him a tip either.
Don't get caught smoking heroin in a grocery store bathroom by a rent a cop like Metaphysicist did, he bribed the guy to keep quiet and told him "it's not heroin it's opium".
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[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix
I picked up some Green Crack last night and was in Walmart afterwards and some dude had a service dog at the self checkout and it was all over my pocket where the weed was sniffing me up and down as I rang out my shit
&^ i wud have just murked his head dwn the toilet and tooken his phone leave him in the bushs"&^ u cant even get cought in uk i walk past people shooting every day no1 cares my dog freak them out tho
Originally posted by bling bling
&^ i wud have just murked his head dwn the toilet and tooken his phone leave him in the bushs"&^ u cant even get cought in uk i walk past people shooting every day no1 cares my dog freak them out tho
Fucking amateur roasting the bottom of his foil and not tilting it enough