The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-12-01 at 6:51 AM UTC

   #4041
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   should've given him the whole shaft
2. 2017-12-01 at 6:57 AM UTC

   #4042
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I'll give you the whole shaft for the half price
   Pickin' up a tenth at a quarter to five
   Got a bakers dozen of bullets to end your life
   You can find me in your crib, fucking your wife
   Catch me slangin, i do drugs and fine wine
   I had more words for this verse but i snorted the lines
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3. 2017-12-01 at 9:24 AM UTC

   #4043
   SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Coming back from the club with my homie and a bitch and got a Muslim uber driver who recognized me and knew I was high as fuck, he was passive aggressive all the way, I responded by being as polite, courteous, friendly and sober as humanly possible, I didn't give him a tip either.
   
   Edit: https://streamable.com/y50hp
   
   Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-12-01T06:47:01.787914+00:00

   
   Why is your beer in a paper bag did you sneak it in why not just remove the bag then
4. 2017-12-01 at 1:16 PM UTC

   #4044
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Why is your beer in a paper bag did you sneak it in why not just remove the bag then

   
   It's just a PBR, no bag
5. 2017-12-01 at 1:23 PM UTC

   #4045
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fuck it I'm not getting out of bed today
6. 2017-12-01 at 1:39 PM UTC

   #4046
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Fuck it I'm not getting out of bed today

   
   Me too nigga
7. 2017-12-01 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #4047
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
   
   eat shit
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8. 2017-12-01 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #4048
   RestStop Space Nigga
   What is smoking heroin like? Should I get black tar or #4 for smoking?
9. 2017-12-01 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #4049
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop What is smoking heroin like? Should I get black tar or #4 for smoking?

   
   Tar is said to be better for smoking.
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10. 2017-12-01 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #4050
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    &^lmaoing at u 2s life&^
11. 2017-12-01 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #4051
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Don't get caught smoking heroin in a grocery store bathroom by a rent a cop like Metaphysicist did, he bribed the guy to keep quiet and told him "it's not heroin it's opium".
12. 2017-12-01 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #4052
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I picked up some Green Crack last night and was in Walmart afterwards and some dude had a service dog at the self checkout and it was all over my pocket where the weed was sniffing me up and down as I rang out my shit

    
    dat paranoia
13. 2017-12-01 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #4053
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    &^ i wud have just murked his head dwn the toilet and tooken his phone leave him in the bushs"&^
    u cant even get cought in uk i walk past people shooting every day no1 cares my dog freak them out tho
    
    
14. 2017-12-01 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #4054
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    shef life
15. 2017-12-01 at 7:34 PM UTC

    #4055
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling &^ i wud have just murked his head dwn the toilet and tooken his phone leave him in the bushs"&^
    u cant even get cought in uk i walk past people shooting every day no1 cares my dog freak them out tho
    
    

    
    Fucking amateur roasting the bottom of his foil and not tilting it enough
16. 2017-12-01 at 7:37 PM UTC

    #4056
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Fucking amateur roasting the bottom of his foil and not tilting it enough

    
    This.
17. 2017-12-01 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #4057
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Sophie I had more words for this verse but i snorted the lines

    
    Damn nigga, straight fire. Really, I like that line.
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18. 2017-12-01 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #4058
    

    bling bling Dark Matter

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Fucking amateur roasting the bottom of his foil and not tilting it enough

    
    it is said u smoke plastic
19. 2017-12-01 at 9:34 PM UTC

    #4059
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Shard :
    
    
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20. 2017-12-01 at 9:55 PM UTC

    #4060
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That looks like the shit that sunk the Titanic