2017-11-20 at 4:41 AM UTC
if i was your patient i would exploit you for controlled substances soooo harrrd
2017-11-20 at 4:42 AM UTC
Joke's on you, I can only recommend and refer out for droogz.
2017-11-20 at 4:45 AM UTC
im going to find your PI and become your patient and you cant do shit about it
2017-11-20 at 4:46 AM UTC
Knock yourself out, but I can decline clients so don't get too excited.
2017-11-20 at 5:04 AM UTC
If you were my client I'd regurgitate textbook phrases for $120 an hour and prescribe us both drugs to laugh about it.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2017-11-20 at 5:06 AM UTC
if you were my client i'd ask you if youre sad and if you said yes i'd give you zoloft.
i'd also make up some theory about how its a result of that thing that happened when you were 8 that you sort of remember
2017-11-20 at 5:39 AM UTC
well you clearly do have a substance abuse disorder
2017-11-20 at 5:40 AM UTC
fuck i smoked like 0.5g of spice and drank 7 beers yesterday and i've been having EVERYTHING WITHDRAWALS for the last 12 hours
2017-11-20 at 5:43 AM UTC
you go into psychology either if you're a jedi or dont understand real science
2017-11-20 at 6:41 AM UTC
I don't think my past drug use could even be considered "abuse," I wasn't ever that bad with drugs
2017-11-20 at 7:03 AM UTC
you smoked meth repeatedly and require a certain degree of mu-agonism to function in day to day life
2017-11-20 at 7:04 AM UTC
you compare the people on this site and the people you meet every day, since this is you're only social interaction because of your mental illness you don't have a representative population for like a census based ethnicity percentage possibly weigh every other factor ever too2
2017-11-20 at 2:23 PM UTC
My drug abuse is weird. If I steadily use meth as in I constantly have it a gram can last me a whole week but if I go a week without it I'm lucky to get it to last 72 hours and I insist on higher doses too.
2017-11-20 at 8:56 PM UTC
That's not weird. Your brain has adapted to using meth as a signaling molecule
2017-11-20 at 9:03 PM UTC
Just when I was getting myself sorted! And putting all the bad shit that’s happened in the past this happens and just knocks me back to square one! I give up I’m not trying anymore! The old me is back!😢🤬🤬🤬🤬
2017-11-20 at 9:32 PM UTC
$55 in tips for less than 5 hours of work. Plus my hourly $4.25.