The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-11-20 at 4:41 AM UTC

   #3401
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   if i was your patient i would exploit you for controlled substances soooo harrrd
2. 2017-11-20 at 4:42 AM UTC

   #3402
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Joke's on you, I can only recommend and refer out for droogz.
3. 2017-11-20 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #3403
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   im going to find your PI and become your patient and you cant do shit about it
4. 2017-11-20 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #3404
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Knock yourself out, but I can decline clients so don't get too excited.
5. 2017-11-20 at 5:04 AM UTC

   #3405
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   If you were my client I'd regurgitate textbook phrases for $120 an hour and prescribe us both drugs to laugh about it.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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6. 2017-11-20 at 5:06 AM UTC

   #3406
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   if you were my client i'd ask you if youre sad and if you said yes i'd give you zoloft.
   
   i'd also make up some theory about how its a result of that thing that happened when you were 8 that you sort of remember
7. 2017-11-20 at 5:23 AM UTC

   #3407
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ If you were my client I'd regurgitate textbook phrases for $120 an hour and prescribe us both drugs to laugh about it.

   
   
   

   Originally posted by jimmy if you were my client i'd ask you if youre sad and if you said yes i'd give you zoloft.
   
   i'd also make up some theory about how its a result of that thing that happened when you were 8 that you sort of remember

   
   Hell that's all psychiatrists do it seems like, and they get paid shit loads of money
   
   Most of them are dumb as fuck too. One of them gave me "substance abuse disorder" because I took Crouton
   
   I told him I have bad reactions to ssris, so what does he do? Prescribes me fucking trazadone for sleep.
8. 2017-11-20 at 5:39 AM UTC

   #3408
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   well you clearly do have a substance abuse disorder
9. 2017-11-20 at 5:40 AM UTC

   #3409
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   fuck i smoked like 0.5g of spice and drank 7 beers yesterday and i've been having EVERYTHING WITHDRAWALS for the last 12 hours
10. 2017-11-20 at 5:43 AM UTC

    #3410
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you go into psychology either if you're a jedi or dont understand real science
11. 2017-11-20 at 6:38 AM UTC

    #3411
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by jimmy well you clearly do have a substance abuse disorder

    
    Yes but he didn't know that I did anything besides Crouton
12. 2017-11-20 at 6:41 AM UTC

    #3412
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't think my past drug use could even be considered "abuse," I wasn't ever that bad with drugs
13. 2017-11-20 at 7:03 AM UTC

    #3413
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you smoked meth repeatedly and require a certain degree of mu-agonism to function in day to day life
14. 2017-11-20 at 7:04 AM UTC

    #3414
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you compare the people on this site and the people you meet every day, since this is you're only social interaction because of your mental illness you don't have a representative population for like a census based ethnicity percentage possibly weigh every other factor ever too2
15. 2017-11-20 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #3415
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny It's the possession particle, indicates the following term is of or belongs to the preceding term. Frequently in titles it will follow a personal pronoun and gets translated as "my" or "his".

    
    Ah, in Chinese there's the same thing but it's 'de' (pronounced duh) Also more broad than personal possessives.
16. 2017-11-20 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #3416
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
17. 2017-11-20 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #3417
    RestStop Space Nigga
    My drug abuse is weird. If I steadily use meth as in I constantly have it a gram can last me a whole week but if I go a week without it I'm lucky to get it to last 72 hours and I insist on higher doses too.
18. 2017-11-20 at 8:56 PM UTC

    #3418
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's not weird. Your brain has adapted to using meth as a signaling molecule
19. 2017-11-20 at 9:03 PM UTC

    #3419
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    Just when I was getting myself sorted! And putting all the bad shit that’s happened in the past this happens and just knocks me back to square one! I give up I’m not trying anymore! The old me is back!😢🤬🤬🤬🤬
20. 2017-11-20 at 9:32 PM UTC

    #3420
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    $55 in tips for less than 5 hours of work. Plus my hourly $4.25.