The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-11-14 at 1:53 AM UTC

   #3181
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A lot of bitches fuck with me...
   
   
2. 2017-11-14 at 2:58 AM UTC

   #3182
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Fake watches? Like they don't actually tell the time?

   
   they're actually hospital wristbands with numbers written on them
3. 2017-11-14 at 3:28 AM UTC

   #3183
   Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat You precums like a Clydesdale.

   
   I really don't know what you're talking about.
   
   

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat So $750 wasted on fake affection in then last 6 weeks but still a more sound decision than flying hydro out

   
   I could be a dick, but I'll just say that I would fly her out every week if I could. Next time I see her she said I can finally have sex with her.
4. 2017-11-14 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #3184
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller I really don't know what you're talking about.
   
   
   
   I could be a dick, but I'll just say that I would fly her out every week if I could. Next time I see her she said I can finally have sex with her.

   
   I could be a dick, and I will. That sounds like a whipped thing to say. Lol.
5. 2017-11-14 at 3:34 AM UTC

   #3185
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller I really don't know what you're talking about.
   
   
   
   I could be a dick, but I'll just say that I would fly her out every week if I could. Next time I see her she said I can finally have sex with her.

   
   
6. 2017-11-14 at 3:35 AM UTC

   #3186
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Especially considering she is a prostitute.
7. 2017-11-14 at 3:38 AM UTC

   #3187
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Especially considering she is a prostitute.

   
   Looks like she found herself the best client in the world. Sends her T-PAIN, buys flights, doesn't require sex, what more could a girl want?
8. 2017-11-14 at 3:44 AM UTC

   #3188
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by hydromorphone I would say I need help, but there is no help. I just have to internalize this more. I've pushed the only real person I had away from me recently, so that definitely should help in my cause to end my suffering, one way or another.

   
   Just for posterity. Three days ago, folks. The wheels are turning. Best get your gorgoneions ready.
9. 2017-11-14 at 4:05 AM UTC

   #3189
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Sploo talks shit about me repeating phrases, but he has a zimmy flodge sponge boiiiz IQolio.
10. 2017-11-14 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #3190
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hey Sophie, this is for you:
    
    
11. 2017-11-14 at 4:25 AM UTC

    #3191
    Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Looks like she found herself the best client in the world. Sends her T-PAIN, buys flights, doesn't require sex, what more could a girl want?

    
    I have never sent her T-PAIN. She has sent me some though. Don't hate me cuz you ain't me.
12. 2017-11-14 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #3192
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Sploo talks shit about me repeating phrases, but he has a zimmy flodge sponge boiiiz IQolio.

    
    
13. 2017-11-14 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #3193
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller I have never sent her T-PAIN. She has sent me some though. Don't hate me cuz you ain't me.

    
    Sending hydro money = sending hydro T-PAIN.
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14. 2017-11-14 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #3194
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No, just crazy.

    
    I literally drove him insane by ripping down his delusions of grandeur lol.
15. 2017-11-14 at 4:44 AM UTC

    #3195
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hellyes they made another one
    
    
16. 2017-11-14 at 4:50 AM UTC

    #3196
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I literally drove him insane by ripping down his delusions of grandeur lol.

    
    but you're not significant to anyone
17. 2017-11-14 at 4:52 AM UTC

    #3197
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He is my boyfriend and he's significant to me.
18. 2017-11-14 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #3198
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 He is my boyfriend and he's significant to me.

    
    this is how you make "friends"
19. 2017-11-14 at 4:56 AM UTC

    #3199
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Da fuck do you know about making friends?
20. 2017-11-14 at 4:57 AM UTC

    #3200
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i have friends and then i fuck them over at some point and then i dont have friends
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