The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-11-07 at 5:34 AM UTC

   #2901
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by electrike snake cant make threads if u could have any 5 items from amazon NDD to ur lazy ass for free what woud it be
   forme
   1, half oz of pollen shsh {fuKC afghan}
   2, like a 8 baller ov more amnesia haze {need that a!!!!}
   3, sum tads of da new fresh laid swizz xtal
   4, an oz of speed {cuz it dries to about 2g}
   5, new unbroken drawning tablet{so i can getstostoned and draw mash again}

   
   now that u turned 13 your thoughts are becoming coherioli
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Depends how retarded the buyer is and whether or not it has DEA numbers on it. Probably not much though honestly.

   
   at least where im at almost all prescriptions are done and verified electronically nowadays
2. 2017-11-07 at 11:46 AM UTC

   #2902
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by CASPER Youre on a fucking roll my dude.
   
   Oh yeah…I found my hippie guy again. Hit me up if youre so inclined

   
   He steezin that peacoat
3. 2017-11-07 at 5:03 PM UTC

   #2903
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A while ago I had somebody try to sell me a prescription pad they stole from their doctor for $50. Same guy also tried to get me to sell fake weed with him because he bought an ounce of it. It wasn't spice, just something that looked like nugs but smelled like tea.
4. 2017-11-07 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #2904
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My weed always smells like fake prescription pad.
5. 2017-11-07 at 5:56 PM UTC

   #2905
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My prescription pad always smells like fake spice
6. 2017-11-07 at 6:10 PM UTC

   #2906
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My spice always smells like fake tea.
   
   Really.
7. 2017-11-07 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #2907
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll dip my dick in cinnamon so that you can taste it with your teeth, and with your tongue and tonsils, your mouth will burn and feel the heat.
8. 2017-11-07 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #2908
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Jars of formaldehyde is where I soak my dick
   
   Put it down your throat so you can taste my sherm stick
   
   Soon you'll be laughing as you're begging me for more
   
   But sorry I am thirsty so I'm going to the store
   
   I'll be right back
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2017-11-07 at 6:42 PM UTC

   #2909
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mmQ Jars of formaldehyde is where I soak my dick
   
   Put it down your throat so you can taste my sherm stick
   
   Soon you'll be laughing as you're begging me for more
   
   But sorry I am thirsty so I'm going to the store
   
   I'll be right back

   
   I want an mmQ action f8gure
10. 2017-11-07 at 7:19 PM UTC

    #2910
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Feightgure.
11. 2017-11-07 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #2911
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    is it just me or does this song go hard af (fam)
    
    
12. 2017-11-07 at 7:29 PM UTC

    #2912
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ Feightgure.

    
    Sounds like a German saying fuck you in English
13. 2017-11-07 at 7:29 PM UTC

    #2913
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    this one too
    
    
14. 2017-11-07 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #2914
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Got hair like me
    
    
    Right now my hair looks like Jim Morrison's
15. 2017-11-07 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #2915
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    my rs client is working again
16. 2017-11-07 at 8:38 PM UTC

    #2916
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by just one more mongol my rs client is working again

    
    Kewl bruh
17. 2017-11-07 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #2917
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    no1curr
18. 2017-11-07 at 9:19 PM UTC

    #2918
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by $5 whore Wow the first page of this thread is straight up faggotry.

    
    me too thanks
19. 2017-11-07 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #2919
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
20. 2017-11-07 at 9:31 PM UTC

    #2920
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by just one more mongol no1curr

    
    We should do kalphite queen