The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-11-06 at 6:32 AM UTC

   #2841
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Never had a seizure in my life and have come off high dose benzos cold turkey several times.
2. 2017-11-06 at 6:40 AM UTC

   #2842
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   floooooooooooooooooodge spooooooooooooooonge boooooooooooooooiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzz
   
   https://vocaroo.com/i/s1QsObrY8ziU
   
   
3. 2017-11-06 at 6:43 AM UTC

   #2843
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Never had a seizure in my life and have come off high dose benzos cold turkey several times.

   
   because getting your noodle floodled by your uncle when you were 5 destroyed your brain
4. 2017-11-06 at 6:52 AM UTC

   #2844
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   *Only fucks the ass cuz it smellz better than her damn cha cha*
5. 2017-11-06 at 6:53 AM UTC

   #2845
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ *Only fucks the ass cuz it smellz better than her damn cha cha*

   
   hey can u do a "flodge sponge boooizzz" on vocaroo PLEASE ill listen to it 500 times
6. 2017-11-06 at 6:58 AM UTC

   #2846
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by just one more mongol hey can u do a "flodge sponge boooizzz" on vocaroo PLEASE ill listen to it 500 times

   
   You don't have the IQ to understands the days and rhye ways and the plays and the seats and the filets and the gays and the Billy Mays and the Fish Filets, anatomy Gray's.
7. 2017-11-06 at 7:01 AM UTC

   #2847
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ You don't have the IQ to understands the days and rhye ways and the plays and the seats and the filets and the gays and the Billy Mays and the Fish Filets, anatomy Gray's.

   
   https://vocaroo.com/i/s1H5HOYX7EQ3
8. 2017-11-06 at 7:14 AM UTC

   #2848
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   The doctor said I should taper off the benzos, but I said seize the day
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
9. 2017-11-06 at 7:19 AM UTC

   #2849
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny The doctor said I should taper off the benzos, but I said seize the day

   
   how many times a day are you gelatinous because you aren't me?
10. 2017-11-06 at 7:19 AM UTC

    #2850
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i make you a fucking plasma
11. 2017-11-06 at 7:19 AM UTC

    #2851
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by just one more mongol https://vocaroo.com/i/s1H5HOYX7EQ3

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by mmQ You don't have the IQ to understands the days and rhye ways and the plays and the seats and the filets and the gays and the Billy Mays and the Fish Filets, anatomy Gray's.

12. 2017-11-06 at 7:21 AM UTC

    #2852
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    0, actually when things are going bad like it rains and I don't have an umbrella or some bum is screaming and I'm trying to ignore him I always think to myself "it could be a lot worse, I could be sploo" and then I smile. It's like a super power for getting over anything. "At least I've never taken enough bundy that I shat myself and made my parents clean it up".
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery, 
    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2017-11-06 at 7:21 AM UTC

    #2853
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ill send the 1st person who does a flodge sponge boiiiz an envelope filled to the brim with my semen so your gf can have an beta baby
14. 2017-11-06 at 7:22 AM UTC

    #2854
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny 0, actually when things are going bad like it rains and I don't have an umbrella or some bum is screaming and I'm trying to ignore him I always think to myself "it could be a lot worse, I could be sploo" and then I smile. It's like a super power for getting over anything. "At least I've never taken enough bundy that I shat myself and made my parents clean it up".

    
    i am in a neverending state of profound inner peace
15. 2017-11-06 at 7:25 AM UTC

    #2855
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny 0, actually when things are going bad like it rains and I don't have an umbrella or some bum is screaming and I'm trying to ignore him I always think to myself "it could be a lot worse, I could be sploo" and then I smile. It's like a super power for getting over anything. "At least I've never taken enough bundy that I shat myself and made my parents clean it up".

    
    also lol it's opposite day so 0 actually equals 9
    
    you think "wow i wish that were me" to yourself 9 times a day
    
    you should probably suck your dads dead cock so you find some genetic information that can replace the cucked datas you have
16. 2017-11-06 at 8:55 AM UTC

    #2856
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by just one more mongol also lol it's opposite day so 0 actually equals 9

    
    This is why you don't do well on IQ tests
17. 2017-11-06 at 8:58 AM UTC

    #2857
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny This is why you don't do well on IQ tests

    
    why do you lie to yourself?
18. 2017-11-06 at 9:01 AM UTC

    #2858
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i mean 0 is actually opposite to 9 on the number line that the keyboard entry options present, and then the true opposite of 9 is 2, but you fell into my trap, which mathematically implies as an objective axiom that you should kill yourself
19. 2017-11-06 at 9:04 AM UTC

    #2859
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by just one more mongol implies as an objective axiom that you should kill yourself

    
    low IQ posting, not even a good shitpost
20. 2017-11-06 at 9:05 AM UTC

    #2860
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Is axiom even a word?