The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-10-22 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #2141
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   scotch is a fucking waste of money, why do people like this shit?
2. 2017-10-22 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #2142
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny scotch is a fucking waste of money, why do people like this shit?

   
   Same reason people drink any liquor: Alcohol.
3. 2017-10-22 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #2143
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   yeah, but a decent bourbon or rye costs like half as much, has a higher alcohol content, and tastes significantly better.
4. 2017-10-22 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #2144
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What is a decent liquor to you? I have never found one that I liked which wasn't some fruity vodka and maybe a spiced rum here and there.
5. 2017-10-22 at 7:43 PM UTC

   #2145
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ndr
6. 2017-10-22 at 7:53 PM UTC

   #2146
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 What is a decent liquor to you? I have never found one that I liked which wasn't some fruity vodka and maybe a spiced rum here and there.

   
   My every day drinks are all gin mixed drinks, but when I'm in a whisky kinda mood rittenhouse with bitters is a nice sipping drink and makers mark is good in an old fashioned.
7. 2017-10-22 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #2147
   

   Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
   I'm hot and ready right now
8. 2017-10-22 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #2148
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Panthrax I'm hot and ready right now

   
   Like little Caesar's 5 dollar pizza
9. 2017-10-22 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #2149
   

   Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
   Like I'm sweating just wearing my undies and I keep flexion my boner
10. 2017-10-22 at 9:12 PM UTC

    #2150
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    alcohol is the bald man drog
11. 2017-10-22 at 10:01 PM UTC

    #2151
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by just one more mongol alcohol is the bald man drog

    
    Alcohol is dandy like candy but meth is way better like I just wanna stay awake forever.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
12. 2017-10-22 at 10:55 PM UTC

    #2152
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ronald Roy: Vrailmaluu
    Ronald Rex: Flinkoid! Flinkoid!
    
    Omblomblue's gonna eat yo ass eyes niyyuy
13. 2017-10-22 at 11:38 PM UTC

    #2153
    Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Nobody is jealous of those pancakes.

    
    I love pancakes, I had pancakes for breakfast today as a matter of fact.
14. 2017-10-23 at 12:15 AM UTC

    #2154
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
15. 2017-10-23 at 12:21 AM UTC

    #2155
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
16. 2017-10-23 at 12:22 AM UTC

    #2156
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    loveforsuccessfulwomen.com?
17. 2017-10-23 at 12:22 AM UTC

    #2157
    RestStop Space Nigga
    BLACK LIVES DO NOT MATTER. AT ALL. *drops mic* . I'm probably on a watch list now.
18. 2017-10-23 at 12:23 AM UTC

    #2158
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you're on a blacklist
19. 2017-10-23 at 12:23 AM UTC

    #2159
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Didn't even look at the link, but this is the article lol
    
    http://loveforsuccessfulwomen.com/2012/01/whats-love-got-to-do-with-red-flags/
20. 2017-10-23 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #2160
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i have zero luck with any dating sites okcupid, pof, tinder i dunno why im not a bad looking guy maybe they think im going to kill them