The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-10-22 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #2001
   

   Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
   2001th post
2. 2017-10-22 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #2002
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   2002thed post
3. 2017-10-22 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #2003
   

   Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
   2003terd post
4. 2017-10-22 at 2:05 AM UTC

   #2004
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by CASPER Can i have it? I had a vintage leatherman in high school, but i think i lost it when i was drunk.

   
   It's a nice one. I spent like $125 for it a few years back to give to my dad for Christmas. BEst Christmas gifthe said he ever got, he loved it quite a bit. Saved my dad and my own ass a few times when we had car trouble. Pretty sad though someone would hold something so sentimental over my head, when it was given to hold out of trust, love, and hoping it would do him the same as it'd done us all those years, in the event of an emergency. lol it's not even like I did anything wrong to deserve that sort of treatment. Just shows the character of the person. lol Hell, he's got like over 500$ worth of shit I gave him for his birthday, including my son's $300 ukulele I left for him to play around with since he said he wanted to learn, and figured he could play with that until he got strings for the guitar I gave him. lol he said for over a month he'd send ALL of it back when I all cared about was my dad's leatherman. Real piece of work, that one. He doesn't even know what a good knife/multi-tool is.
   
   If you put a price on it, I'll buy it from you, PoC, since all you care about is money.
   
   If he does give it to you, I hope it serves you well, and the offer to buying it back remains open.
5. 2017-10-22 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #2005
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have hydro's deceased father's buck knife. 5" or so with a fish hook. Good grip. I'm starting the bidding at $75, priority shipping included.
6. 2017-10-22 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #2006
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   More gifts from hydro available upon request. Interested parties PM for details.
7. 2017-10-22 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #2007
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I have hydro's deceased father's buck knife. 5" or so with a fish hook. Good grip. I'm starting the bidding at $75, priority shipping included.

   
   I will buy it to be returned to Hydro, on the condition that she use it to kill herself.
8. 2017-10-22 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #2008
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   $75 for the buck knife going once
9. 2017-10-22 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #2009
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was in the world IQ championship
10. 2017-10-22 at 3:08 AM UTC

    #2010
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    any weed pipes?
11. 2017-10-22 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #2011
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Can i have it? I had a vintage leatherman in high school, but i think i lost it when i was drunk.

    
    Nah, I'll feel bad and send it back to her eventually. Otherwise I would. I still owe you for the jerky and cookie butter.
12. 2017-10-22 at 3:16 AM UTC

    #2012
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    $75 going twice
13. 2017-10-22 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #2013
    

    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Lanny, 
    • mmQ, 
    • mashlehash, 
    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2017-10-22 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #2014
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I have hydro's microwaves for sale. One of a kind. Well, two of a kind, covered in dust, dog fur, and unidentified grime. Going for fifty cents.
15. 2017-10-22 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #2015
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick any weed pipes?

    
    Unfortunately not my friend.
16. 2017-10-22 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #2016
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Super VHS
17. 2017-10-22 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #2017
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Panthrax
    
    

    
    i compete in national IQ olympics and zmoke dur kxrozaz
    
    i am jungle bundy i'll zhit on u jijjuj
18. 2017-10-22 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #2018
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i made a meme
    
    
19. 2017-10-22 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #2019
    

    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    u dint copyright
20. 2017-10-22 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #2020
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    its open source