The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-10-19 at 3:51 PM UTC

   #1861
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by mmQ I just meant take advantage of your wallet. Maybe that can still help your lonelies.

   
   Financial domination is a thing. Maybe it's WS's kink. :o
2. 2017-10-19 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #1862
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS Financial domination is a thing. Maybe it's WS's kink. :o

   
   Yeah I saw that category on clips4sale while I was looking up...stuff.
3. 2017-10-19 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #1863
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by aldra

   
   Moving On Up
4. 2017-10-19 at 4:50 PM UTC

   #1864
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I took more hydrocodone and had a few more drinks and keep passing out and can barely stay awake, maybe I'll get lucky and die from respiratory depression
5. 2017-10-19 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #1865
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I wish I had hydros
6. 2017-10-19 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #1866
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash I wish I had hydros

   
   Go break a molar and let it get infected until you have a tooth abscess like I did
7. 2017-10-19 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #1867
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Finally a song hype enough to keep up with my racing thoughts as I ball hard :
   
   
8. 2017-10-19 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #1868
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Go break a molar and let it get infected until you have a tooth abscess like I did

   
   Do you not brush your teeth? How do you get an infection in your mouth?
9. 2017-10-19 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #1869
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Gross
10. 2017-10-19 at 7:35 PM UTC

    #1870
    

    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    Yeah you are gross, LSD, shithead
11. 2017-10-19 at 7:36 PM UTC

    #1871
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    get out of my head
12. 2017-10-19 at 7:41 PM UTC

    #1872
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Do you not brush your teeth? How do you get an infection in your mouth?

    
    I brush my teeth compulsively. I broke my back molar on a chocolate covered pretzel rod last December, it wasn't that bad and didn't hurt and I don't have dental insurance so I let it go for the time being. About a week ago it was bothering me as it does from time to time so I went to floss like usual and a big chunk of the middle of the tooth just kind of fell out, and the abscess formed the next day.
13. 2017-10-19 at 7:43 PM UTC

    #1873
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Gross

    
    Kind of like smoking god-knows-whose cigarette shorts out of random gas station ash trays because you can't scrounge up a few bucks for your own pack, right? Fucking junkie.
14. 2017-10-19 at 7:48 PM UTC

    #1874
    

    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    I bet he has a special cigarette packet that he has customized and shortened to about half length, and he combs through ash trays till noon finding good specimens to recycle and store in his midget cig packet. Then the little creep smokes them till sun down feeling smart
15. 2017-10-19 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #1875
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I had an English teacher named Mrs. Gross.
    
    The end
16. 2017-10-19 at 7:54 PM UTC

    #1876
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Panthrax I bet he has a special cigarette packet that he has customized and shortened to about half length, and he combs through ash trays till noon finding good specimens to recycle and store in his midget cig packet. Then the little creep smokes them till sun down feeling smart

    
    He used to literally go on Zoklet and brag about the amount of half smoked cigarettes he would find at the gas station like it was an accomplishment.
17. 2017-10-19 at 7:59 PM UTC

    #1877
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I had an English teacher named Mrs. Gross.
    
    The end

    
    fucking whore
18. 2017-10-19 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #1878
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Kind of like smoking god-knows-whose cigarette shorts out of random gas station ash trays because you can't scrounge up a few bucks for your own pack, right? Fucking junkie.

    
    Yeah, I haven't done that in years. And yet here you are, not brushing your teeth and getting abscesses right now.
19. 2017-10-19 at 9:25 PM UTC

    #1879
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Panthrax I bet he has a special cigarette packet that he has customized and shortened to about half length, and he combs through ash trays till noon finding good specimens to recycle and store in his midget cig packet. Then the little creep smokes them till sun down feeling smart

    
    Nah, I buy four packs at a time. Y'all need to stop living in the past. Brush your teeth NOW.
20. 2017-10-19 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #1880
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Thats just getting old for you