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  1. bling bling Dark Matter
    fell asleep in my chair
  2. bling bling Dark Matter
    gonna make myself throw up i feel ew
  3. Broke a molar and got an abscessed tooth, they tried to yank that shit yesterday but couldn't get the lidocaine to work well enough against the infection so I have to eat penicillin and Norcos for a couple days before they have a go at it again. Dumb fucks shouldn't have even attempted extraction before a few days of antibiotics for fucks sake. Drinking whiskey is more effective for the tooth pain than the hydrocodone, don't know why people obsess over this crap and pay $5/pill.
  4. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    How did sploo register an account today anyway? How are fags getting registration codes?
  5. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery How did sploo register an account today anyway? How are fags getting registration codes?

    I asked Lanny for like 20 so I could reg meme accounts but I never ended up using them, so I gave the links to Sploohammed so he could do his mongleroy stuff.
  6. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I asked Lanny for like 20 so I could reg meme accounts but I never ended up using them, so I gave the links to Sploohammed so he could do his mongleroy stuff.

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  7. bling bling Dark Matter
    selling sc default password for 12 bux
  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    WS you unthanked my post.

    Lol
  9. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery WS you unthanked my post.

    Lol

    Which one?
  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Which one?

    The OP in the Macaulay CULKIN thread. I was wondering why you thanked it but figured it was for ragging on sploo.
  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    You accidentally thanked it, didn't you? Damn misclicker. One time I accidentally thanked a shitty mash post and took it away before he noticed. Or was that infinityshock..
  12. Who gives a flying fuck? Don't be so vain.
  13. Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Also, what the fuck? SC doesn't do motorcycle permits anymore, only license tests (probably because of people like me who got the permit and never bothered to upgrade to a license because there was no reason to)

    But if I can't have a motorcycle without a license, and can't get a permit to learn how to ride one, how the fuck am I supposed to get one, learn it, and take the license test on it without breaking the law?

    Ok I found out what the deal with this is.

    Because of people who would get the permit and never bother to upgrade to the license, they started giving permit holders 180 days from date of issue to get the license, or else they lose the permit and can't get another one.

    Problem is, I got my permit in 2012, never bothered to upgrade to the license, and haven't ridden a motorcycle since then

    So now I'm going to have to get a motorcycle, learn to ride it again, and then go take the license test, all without a license to ride.

    That, or take the motorcycle safety course
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Ok I found out what the deal with this is.

    Because of people who would get the permit and never bother to upgrade to the license, they started giving permit holders 180 days from date of issue to get the license, or else they lose the permit and can't get another one.

    Problem is, I got my permit in 2012, never bothered to upgrade to the license, and haven't ridden a motorcycle since then

    So now I'm going to have to get a motorcycle, learn to ride it again, and then go take the license test, all without a license to ride.

    That, or take the motorcycle safety course

    There are details missing. Surely you'd be grandfathered in, in that the new 180-day change should not affect your prior arrangement.

    But I guess if you haven't used it since 2012 it would probably be long expired anyway.. So yeah, just take the safety course, or go to the DMV and renew your permit. You can teach THEM if the time comes that you are completely entitled to a permit renewal based upon the 2012 renewal conditions and any attempted hindrance of said previously established and agreed upon renewal procedure shall and henceforth will be presumed as both obstruction of justice and criminal misconduct, both separately punishable by up to death by a firing squad of their peers.

    What do you normally have to do for permit anyway? Here it's always just been passing a written test.
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  15. Originally posted by mmQ There are details missing. Surely you'd be grandfathered in, in that the new 180-day change should not affect your prior arrangement.

    But I guess if you haven't used it since 2012 it would probably be long expired anyway.. So yeah, just take the safety course, or go to the DMV and renew your permit. You can teach THEM if the time comes that you are completely entitled to a permit renewal based upon the 2012 renewal conditions and any attempted hindrance of said previously established and agreed upon renewal procedure shall and henceforth will be presumed as both obstruction of justice and criminal misconduct, both separately punishable by up to death by a firing squad of their peers.

    What do you normally have to do for permit anyway? Here it's always just been passing a written test.

    Yeah its just a written test. I'm probably just going to take the safety course though

    It gives an insurance discount and the local gear shop gives you 15% off your next purchase for passing the course so I can get $100 off a nice dianese jacket or something
  16. Getting this abscessed tooth extracted in 30 minutes or so, I prepared by taking 1.5 grams of phenibut three hours ago and just took 20 mg hydrocodone with two shots of bourbon for breakfast, hopefully the combination works out because this dentist seems like he kind of sucks but I need this bullshit out of my mouth.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Getting this abscessed tooth extracted in 30 minutes or so, I prepared by taking 1.5 grams of phenibut three hours ago and just took 20 mg hydrocodone with two shots of bourbon for breakfast, hopefully the combination works out because this dentist seems like he kind of sucks but I need this bullshit out of my mouth.

    He's going to take advantage of you.
  18. Originally posted by mmQ He's going to take advantage of you.

    More power to him, I'm lonely anyways
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix More power to him, I'm lonely anyways

    I just meant take advantage of your wallet. Maybe that can still help your lonelies.

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