The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-10-01 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #1461
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Fun fact...last night I was considering getting an escort. And I was drunk so somehow I meandered into camwhores. And since the internet still apparently doesn't know me very well, I clicked or something thinking it'd be just as boring as the last stuff. But it's some blonde ex army dude fucking this one chick with a ball gag in her mouth. The whole time I'm Ike "something is just off here" but drunk brain doesn't compute. Eventually she gets up to blow the guy and .....it's a dude. So I spend like 10 minutes scientificallyanalyzing this gay porn and trying to find anything redeeming in it, and then I start thinking about what this dudes fellow enlisted men would think of him blowing his load in some little hairy twinks ass. Reminded me a lot of high school initiation. But also pointless.
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2. 2017-10-01 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #1462
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm glad you're finally coming out of the closet casper.
3. 2017-10-01 at 6:44 PM UTC

   #1463
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Season finale of Rick and Morty tonight. :(
4. 2017-10-01 at 7:27 PM UTC

   #1464
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I'm glad you're finally coming out of the closet casper.

   
   I wish. Life would be so much easier. Gay dudes for the most part dont expect you to be stable and have money saved up, your own house, a nice car. All you need with them is a big dick and drugs to party with. Thats got to be the life.
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5. 2017-10-01 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #1465
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Season finale of Rick and Morty tonight. :(

   
   Finally. I like R&M a lot but it's like the new GoT, you need to go around with a blindfold and earmuffs if you don't want to watch it weekly. Now I can binge watch it in peace.
6. 2017-10-01 at 9:22 PM UTC

   #1466
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What's Rick and Morty?
7. 2017-10-01 at 9:28 PM UTC

   #1467
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ What's Rick and Morty?

   
   A pretty funny cartoon.
8. 2017-10-01 at 9:46 PM UTC

   #1468
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sophie A pretty funny cartoon.

   
   Like Ren and Stimpy?
9. 2017-10-01 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #1469
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by mmQ What's Rick and Morty?

   
   
10. 2017-10-01 at 10:53 PM UTC

    #1470
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    i luv broswing imgur adn watching rik and mordy wif my gf)_im bi deal w/ it)_
11. 2017-10-01 at 10:54 PM UTC

    #1471
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    scewd
12. 2017-10-02 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #1472
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    water
13. 2017-10-02 at 3:57 AM UTC

    #1473
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by CASPER Fun fact…last night I was considering getting an escort. And I was drunk so somehow I meandered into camwhores. And since the internet still apparently doesn't know me very well, I clicked or something thinking it'd be just as boring as the last stuff. But it's some blonde ex army dude fucking this one chick with a ball gag in her mouth. The whole time I'm Ike "something is just off here" but drunk brain doesn't compute. Eventually she gets up to blow the guy and …..it's a dude. So I spend like 10 minutes scientificallyanalyzing this gay porn and trying to find anything redeeming in it, and then I start thinking about what this dudes fellow enlisted men would think of him blowing his load in some little hairy twinks ass. Reminded me a lot of high school initiation. But also pointless.

    
    What
14. 2017-10-02 at 4:51 AM UTC

    #1474
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I- a white man- just whipped up my first batch of tortillas. I think it went well.
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15. 2017-10-02 at 4:52 AM UTC

    #1475
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by CASPER I- a white man- just whipped up my first batch of tortillas. I think it went well.

    
    Pics or it dint never dun happen
16. 2017-10-02 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #1476
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER I- a white man- just whipped up my first batch of tortillas. I think it went well.

    
    Always good to see the initiative working.
17. 2017-10-02 at 5:42 AM UTC

    #1477
    

    Pussle Master Yung Blood
    Swiggity swaggot
    Spectral is a faggot
    What other curmudgeon
    Deserves to be bludgeoned?
18. 2017-10-02 at 5:43 AM UTC

    #1478
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by mashlehash Pics or it dint never dun happen

    
    blao blao
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-10-02 at 5:43 AM UTC

    #1479
    

    Pussle Master Yung Blood
    Diggity doot
    TDR is a fruit
    What other old shit
    Deserves to get hit?
20. 2017-10-02 at 5:44 AM UTC

    #1480
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I also searched out a block of manteca at the mexican market at 8pm- just to make sure it had that slightly salty, buttery pork fat taste.