2017-10-01 at 5:28 PM UTC
Fun fact...last night I was considering getting an escort. And I was drunk so somehow I meandered into camwhores. And since the internet still apparently doesn't know me very well, I clicked or something thinking it'd be just as boring as the last stuff. But it's some blonde ex army dude fucking this one chick with a ball gag in her mouth. The whole time I'm Ike "something is just off here" but drunk brain doesn't compute. Eventually she gets up to blow the guy and .....it's a dude. So I spend like 10 minutes scientificallyanalyzing this gay porn and trying to find anything redeeming in it, and then I start thinking about what this dudes fellow enlisted men would think of him blowing his load in some little hairy twinks ass. Reminded me a lot of high school initiation. But also pointless.
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2017-10-01 at 6:27 PM UTC
I'm glad you're finally coming out of the closet casper.
2017-10-01 at 6:44 PM UTC
Season finale of Rick and Morty tonight. :(
2017-10-01 at 7:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好
I'm glad you're finally coming out of the closet casper.
I wish. Life would be so much easier. Gay dudes for the most part dont expect you to be stable and have money saved up, your own house, a nice car. All you need with them is a big dick and drugs to party with. Thats got to be the life.
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2017-10-01 at 10:53 PM UTC
i luv broswing imgur adn watching rik and mordy wif my gf)_im bi deal w/ it)_
2017-10-02 at 4:51 AM UTC
I- a white man- just whipped up my first batch of tortillas. I think it went well.
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2017-10-02 at 5:42 AM UTC
Swiggity swaggot
Spectral is a faggot
What other curmudgeon
Deserves to be bludgeoned?
2017-10-02 at 5:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash
Pics or it dint never dun happen
blao blao
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2017-10-02 at 5:43 AM UTC
Diggity doot
TDR is a fruit
What other old shit
Deserves to get hit?
2017-10-02 at 5:44 AM UTC
I also searched out a block of manteca at the mexican market at 8pm- just to make sure it had that slightly salty, buttery pork fat taste.