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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Fun fact...last night I was considering getting an escort. And I was drunk so somehow I meandered into camwhores. And since the internet still apparently doesn't know me very well, I clicked or something thinking it'd be just as boring as the last stuff. But it's some blonde ex army dude fucking this one chick with a ball gag in her mouth. The whole time I'm Ike "something is just off here" but drunk brain doesn't compute. Eventually she gets up to blow the guy and .....it's a dude. So I spend like 10 minutes scientificallyanalyzing this gay porn and trying to find anything redeeming in it, and then I start thinking about what this dudes fellow enlisted men would think of him blowing his load in some little hairy twinks ass. Reminded me a lot of high school initiation. But also pointless.
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  2. I'm glad you're finally coming out of the closet casper.
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Season finale of Rick and Morty tonight. :(
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I'm glad you're finally coming out of the closet casper.

    I wish. Life would be so much easier. Gay dudes for the most part dont expect you to be stable and have money saved up, your own house, a nice car. All you need with them is a big dick and drugs to party with. Thats got to be the life.
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  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Season finale of Rick and Morty tonight. :(

    Finally. I like R&M a lot but it's like the new GoT, you need to go around with a blindfold and earmuffs if you don't want to watch it weekly. Now I can binge watch it in peace.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's Rick and Morty?
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ What's Rick and Morty?

    A pretty funny cartoon.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie A pretty funny cartoon.

    Like Ren and Stimpy?
  9. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by mmQ What's Rick and Morty?

  10. bling bling Dark Matter
    i luv broswing imgur adn watching rik and mordy wif my gf)_im bi deal w/ it)_
  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    scewd
  12. water
  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by CASPER Fun fact…last night I was considering getting an escort. And I was drunk so somehow I meandered into camwhores. And since the internet still apparently doesn't know me very well, I clicked or something thinking it'd be just as boring as the last stuff. But it's some blonde ex army dude fucking this one chick with a ball gag in her mouth. The whole time I'm Ike "something is just off here" but drunk brain doesn't compute. Eventually she gets up to blow the guy and …..it's a dude. So I spend like 10 minutes scientificallyanalyzing this gay porn and trying to find anything redeeming in it, and then I start thinking about what this dudes fellow enlisted men would think of him blowing his load in some little hairy twinks ass. Reminded me a lot of high school initiation. But also pointless.

    What
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I- a white man- just whipped up my first batch of tortillas. I think it went well.
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  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by CASPER I- a white man- just whipped up my first batch of tortillas. I think it went well.

    Pics or it dint never dun happen
  16. Originally posted by CASPER I- a white man- just whipped up my first batch of tortillas. I think it went well.

    Always good to see the initiative working.
  17. Pussle Master Yung Blood
    Swiggity swaggot
    Spectral is a faggot
    What other curmudgeon
    Deserves to be bludgeoned?
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mashlehash Pics or it dint never dun happen

    blao blao



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  19. Pussle Master Yung Blood
    Diggity doot
    TDR is a fruit
    What other old shit
    Deserves to get hit?
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I also searched out a block of manteca at the mexican market at 8pm- just to make sure it had that slightly salty, buttery pork fat taste.

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