Michael Myers
victim of incest
[divide your nonresilient tucker]
Originally posted by RestStop
Already been posted by Michael Myers before but the lyrics do be fly tho:
Really glad you're still listening to this! I've listened to it a couple of hundred times already. The album will be out in January 2018. It was supposed to be September 2017 but they've recently signed to Warner Bros and so the big guys post-poned the release. I hope these guys will become huge now that they're a part of WB's roster.
According to the Bible, our earliest parents were forbidden to eat of THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE, but Eve, seduced by the serpent, did eat and later induced the man to follow her example. Who the serpents are and what the Tree of Knowledge is may also be determined from certain passages in the Bible. We are told, for instance, that Christ exhorted his disciples to be "wise as serpents and harmless as doves." The so-called curse pronounced upon Eve after her confession declares that she must bear her children in sorrow and pain and that the race will die. It has always been a great stumbling block to Bible commentators as to what connection there could be between the eating of an apple, death, and painful parturition; but when we are acquainted with the chaste expressions of the Bible, which designates the creative act by such passages as "Adam KNEW Eve and she bore Abel," "How can I bear a child seeing I KNOW not a man?" et cetera, it is very evident that the Tree of Knowledge is a symbolical expression for the creative act. Then it is plain that the serpents taught Eve how to perform the creative act and that Eve instructed Adam. Therefore, Christ designated the serpents as harmful while admitting their wisdom. To get at the identity of the serpent it is necessary to invoke the esoteric teaching, which points them out as the martial Lucifer Spirits, rulers of the serpentine sign Scorpio. Their Initiates, even so late as the Egyptian Dynasty, wore the URAEUS or serpent symbol in the forehead as a sign of the source of their wisdom.
Huh.. I don't remember sending that chick a friend request. I must've accidentally tapped it when scrolling along or something.. I don't like adding people I don't actually know. I mean, she's friends with my brother and my cousin, but still. I think I was looking at her profile the other day and thinking like damn where does my brother meet these hot chicks he adds. But then realizing he probably never actually met her since he doesn't leave his house really. Or shit, maybe that was that chick that was hanging out at his place several months back.. I could've sent her a friend request a long time ago and she just now added me. That might be it, actually.
I keep my friends list to people I actually know, though. But I'll look like a cunt if I delete her right after she added me. First world problems.
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Huh.. I don't remember sending that chick a friend request. I must've accidentally tapped it when scrolling along or something.. I don't like adding people I don't actually know. I mean, she's friends with my brother and my cousin, but still. I think I was looking at her profile the other day and thinking like damn where does my brother meet these hot chicks he adds. But then realizing he probably never actually met her since he doesn't leave his house really. Or shit, maybe that was that chick that was hanging out at his place several months back.. I could've sent her a friend request a long time ago and she just now added me. That might be it, actually.
I keep my friends list to people I actually know, though. But I'll look like a cunt if I delete her right after she added me. First world problems.
I always get fake accounts adding me. Now I don't care I add everyone.
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Huh.. I don't remember sending that chick a friend request. I must've accidentally tapped it when scrolling along or something.. I don't like adding people I don't actually know. I mean, she's friends with my brother and my cousin, but still. I think I was looking at her profile the other day and thinking like damn where does my brother meet these hot chicks he adds. But then realizing he probably never actually met her since he doesn't leave his house really. Or shit, maybe that was that chick that was hanging out at his place several months back.. I could've sent her a friend request a long time ago and she just now added me. That might be it, actually.
I keep my friends list to people I actually know, though. But I'll look like a cunt if I delete her right after she added me. First world problems.
I accidentally added a hot chick once. Only noticed when it said she accepted, and I was like, "HONK?!"
So I checked my "sent friend requests" and looked at all the other people I had accidentally added. There were lots, even though I actually knew them IRL.
Depressed me that none of them accepted. But y'know, their choice.
