The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-09-21 at 5:12 AM UTC

   #841
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i updated the post with relevant infos a while back..099090
   
   look guys, i've sort of almost learned 1 other language! my name is in chinese because i understand the chinese language and culture so much, it makes me a really special person, in fact, i'll mention that i know 7 words in chinese at every opportunity i get to let everyone know how unique i am!
2. 2017-09-21 at 5:12 AM UTC

   #842
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by matrix you were a virgin until like 22
   
   im a fucking genius and i had secks with a 14 year old when i was 16 and then told her her stepdad should have used a sharper knife when he tried to kill her. i am an betagod

   
   this i am cool as fuck objectively
3. 2017-09-21 at 5:12 AM UTC

   #843
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You literally roll in your own poop.
4. 2017-09-21 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #844
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i've also enema'd 4loko, fapped to worms on bundy, huffed treadmill cleaner, stabbed a chinese girl with a pencil, traumatized small time celebrities with death threats, and broke into my neighbors house. this is the life a demigod lives, i can do anything, anywhere, i have no boundaries holding me to the baseline state
5. 2017-09-21 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #845
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Also I speak four languages bitch. How many do you speak? Just the one?
6. 2017-09-21 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #846
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am superior.
7. 2017-09-21 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #847
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   God among BOYS.
8. 2017-09-21 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #848
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Personally I speak Stick Talk, "Nigga", and southern twang.
9. 2017-09-21 at 5:23 AM UTC

   #849
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sploo how does it feel to have 102 IQ?
10. 2017-09-21 at 5:24 AM UTC

    #850
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Also I speak four languages bitch. How many do you speak? Just the one?

    
    i dunno but i'll invent one right now
    
    Ga'cebp - tree
    
    Ufifu - hand
    
    Gofifed - sock
    
    this language is based on colors and qualities of objects to make the syllables of the word to create an integrated framework of seeing and speaking
    
    Ga'cebp
    
    Ga- green color, there are a few colors that have a name that starts with G, so green is abbreviated and assigned the first vowel a with this mark '
    E- connector vowel, used to construct the words out of qualities, this vowel is exempt from being assigned to abbreviations
    C- cloud, Ga-C-Bp, so green color, cloud (shape property)
    Bp- brown pole
    
    so color + shape makes one syllable that describes an object, then the vowel e is used to connect these properties
    (color + shape) green + cloud, brown + pole
    (green + cloud) + (brown + pole)
    (green + cloud) E (brown + pole)
    
    ga'c + e + bp = ga'cebp
    
    i can keep going with all of the examples if you want
11. 2017-09-21 at 5:27 AM UTC

    #851
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Sploo how does it feel to have 102 IQ?

    
    
    
    ???
    
    lmao, if your IQ is 128 that means we're like 37 IQ points apart, thats like the difference between the average person and someone with high functioning downs syndrome. thats probably why i find it a waste of time to talk or argue with you, you're limited to a set of beliefs and expressions and i gain nothing valuable from anything you could contribute, so i ignore you like you're a mosquito generally except when bored
12. 2017-09-21 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #852
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So you speak English and have a very poor grasp of a language you just made up that is useful for talking to literally nobody. I hear Chinese at least once or twice a week here. Spanish and English on the daily. Portuguese not so much.
13. 2017-09-21 at 5:33 AM UTC

    #853
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop Personally I speak Stick Talk, "Nigga", and southern twang.

    
    Which dialect of Nigga are you most familiar with?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
14. 2017-09-21 at 5:35 AM UTC

    #854
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Which dialect of Nigga are you most familiar with?

    
    "Trap nigga" mostly.
15. 2017-09-21 at 5:35 AM UTC

    #855
    Purewhitepanda Houston
    Who cares about his IQ....I'm still laughing about the part with him losing his virginity at 22...HaHA
16. 2017-09-21 at 5:38 AM UTC

    #856
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't even think sploo is 22 yet. And he's still a virgin. He's just saving himself till after 30 so he can get his wizard powers.
17. 2017-09-21 at 5:39 AM UTC

    #857
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by CASPER Youre a movie star. Named Rhys Ifans.
    
    ADMIT IT
    
    Someone tell me this doesn't look like fucking mQ
    
    
    
    

    
    I think it looks more like iceberg scron
    
    Except the second picture.
18. 2017-09-21 at 6:45 AM UTC

    #858
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
19. 2017-09-21 at 7:08 AM UTC

    #859
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i pwned everyone in dis phred like 2 pagans backs
20. 2017-09-21 at 7:35 AM UTC

    #860
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sorry I'm ugly. I'll try harder in my next life.