The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-09-19 at 2:55 PM UTC

   #721
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I don't know why I still find appeal in a wake n bake when it often just glues me to my chair for the day, assuming I don't have to work.
   
   I mean I like my chair, and glue, and catching a buzz, and not doing anyth--
   
   Oh. Nevermind.
2. 2017-09-19 at 3:04 PM UTC

   #722
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I don't know why I still find appeal in a wake n bake when it often just glues me to my chair for the day, assuming I don't have to work.
   
   I mean I like my chair, and glue, and catching a buzz, and not doing anyth–
   
   Oh. Nevermind.

   
   I don't wake and bake but I get it for those who do. Being high really takes the edge off the day.
3. 2017-09-19 at 3:09 PM UTC

   #723
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I don't wake and bake but I get it for those who do. Being high really takes the edge off the day.

   
   I took two bong rips of LA confidential today before 7 am. Really helps me coast thru these days.
4. 2017-09-19 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #724
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat I took two bong rips of LA confidential today before 7 am. Really helps me coast thru these days.

   
   What do your days consist of these..days, son? Are two LA confo rips getting you through the entire day, or are you re-upping at the top of the hour every hour?
5. 2017-09-19 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #725
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ What do your days consist of these..days, son? Are two LA confo rips getting you through the entire day, or are you re-upping at the top of the hour every hour?

   
   Sitting in an office, having very serious & stressed people come ask me for help/advice with projects & accounts of theirs. Correspond with some very dumb and some extremely smart people via email endlessly.
   
   I top up at lunch.
6. 2017-09-19 at 6:57 PM UTC

   #726
   

   Jesus Houston
   Heathens and sinners! But alas, my love for you remains.
7. 2017-09-19 at 7:34 PM UTC

   #727
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat Sitting in an office, having very serious & stressed people come ask me for help/advice with projects & accounts of theirs. Correspond with some very dumb and some extremely smart people via email endlessly.
   
   I top up at lunch.

   
   Your life is workaholics. I can just see you in khakis and oxfords with the clip on tie. Ma nigga. All growed up.
   
   
   After living like a hedonist for a decade, even just being "normal" and doing the "right thing" is kind of a fuckin trip.
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8. 2017-09-19 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #728
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   We are all slaves of the Beast.
9. 2017-09-19 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #729
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jesus Heathens and sinners! But alas, my love for you remains.

   
   Aren't you supposed to be dead?
10. 2017-09-19 at 7:48 PM UTC

    #730
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    That was actually kinda fun.
11. 2017-09-19 at 11:47 PM UTC

    #731
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Your life is workaholics. I can just see you in khakis and oxfords with the clip on tie. Ma nigga. All growed up.
    
    
    After living like a hedonist for a decade, even just being "normal" and doing the "right thing" is kind of a fuckin trip.

    
    Hell yeah its a trip. I'm more a golf shirt ass nigga though. It is weird, I definitely feel a degree of dissociation with it as always for me when keeping with societal norms like school and shit.
12. 2017-09-20 at 12:21 AM UTC

    #732
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Aren't you supposed to be dead?

    
    He is risen
13. 2017-09-20 at 2:08 AM UTC

    #733
    RestStop Space Nigga
    If one verse from one song could sum up your life guiz what would it be?
14. 2017-09-20 at 2:10 AM UTC

    #734
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop If one verse from one song could sum up your life guiz what would it be?

    
    "They don't understand your pain. Educate them"
    
    im just reminding you guys, taking 450mg of bundy, then an hour later drinking a four loko, popping a neurontin, then smoking weed is a 10/10 combo
15. 2017-09-20 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #735
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by RestStop If one verse from one song could sum up your life guiz what would it be?

    
    Cats assume I'm cracking jokes but I ain't laughin folks. I'd slit your throat for a pack of smokes if my ass was broke.
    
    I'm still not a player, I just fuck a lot.
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16. 2017-09-20 at 2:31 AM UTC

    #736
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'll Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Mugsy Malone you. I don't know what that means but you'll know what I mean when I told you.
17. 2017-09-20 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #737
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop If one verse from one song could sum up your life guiz what would it be?

    
    In the clearing stands a boxer
    And a fighter by his trade
    And he carries the reminders
    Of ev'ry glove that laid him down
    Or cut him till he cried out
    In his anger and his shame
    "I am leaving, I am leaving"
    But the fighter still remains
    
    
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    • RestStop, 
    • aldra
18. 2017-09-20 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #738
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Verse that describes Sploo's life:
    
    You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
    And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
    No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
    
    
19. 2017-09-20 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #739
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    an ugly woman has no reason to be alive
20. 2017-09-20 at 3:12 AM UTC

    #740
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    cutting 21mg nicotine patches into halfs, then fourths, then eigths, then sixteenths is a great way to quit smoking. no cravings and now even the 1.3mg of nicotine in a 24hour patches makes me feel like shit so i have to take them off after a few hours. it's like the equivalent of one cigarette puff.