The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-09-17 at 7:59 PM UTC

   #621
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Protip: if you push on your gooch muscle, you get out that last little bit of piss.

   
   Not if your penis is twisted.
2. 2017-09-17 at 8:02 PM UTC

   #622
   Purewhitepanda Houston
   TERRY
3. 2017-09-17 at 8:03 PM UTC

   #623
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Pure white terry is back and ready for involvement in the community once more
4. 2017-09-17 at 8:15 PM UTC

   #624
   Purewhitepanda Houston
   Naw im 6 months on and 6 months off
5. 2017-09-17 at 8:28 PM UTC

   #625
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop This song makes me sad/want to change my life :
   
   

   
   
   How?
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   • CASPER
6. 2017-09-17 at 8:28 PM UTC

   #626
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Naw im 6 months on and 6 months off

   
   Terry that's just not true.
7. 2017-09-17 at 8:32 PM UTC

   #627
   Purewhitepanda Houston

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat Terry that's just not true.

   
   Ok you got me Carlos Slim
8. 2017-09-17 at 9:08 PM UTC

   #628
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Terry you will be here every day til your next jail sentence
9. 2017-09-17 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #629
   Purewhitepanda Houston

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat Terry you will be here every day til your next jail sentence

   
   Naw no more jail for me brah.
10. 2017-09-17 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #630
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Protip: if you push on your gooch muscle, you get out that last little bit of piss.

    
    A gentle massage right above your tail bone will release piss you never knew you had.
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    • RisiR †
11. 2017-09-17 at 10:06 PM UTC

    #631
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon 50-0 is better nigger
    
    
    
    No nigger, Golovkin is 37-0-1. He already lost to my boy Floyd.

    
    Wrong. Golovkin won that fight. Mayweather doesn't win fights. He wins dance offs.
12. 2017-09-17 at 10:19 PM UTC

    #632
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Wrong. Golovkin won that fight. Mayweather doesn't win fights. He wins dance offs.

    
    Like a fucking ballerina.
13. 2017-09-17 at 11:50 PM UTC

    #633
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat How?

    
    The first half has a sadness/melancholy to it. It's just one of those verses that "gets" to you.
14. 2017-09-18 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #634
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by RestStop The first half has a sadness/melancholy to it. It's just one of those verses that "gets" to you.

    
    You mean the...uh...PIANO?
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    • RestStop
15. 2017-09-18 at 12:35 AM UTC

    #635
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Wrong. Golovkin won that fight. Mayweather doesn't win fights. He wins dance offs.

    
    The record shows that you are incorrect. It was a draw. Record tarnished, won't ever ever be as good as my 🅱oy Floyd
16. 2017-09-18 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #636
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Mayweather is the absolute master of the Queensberry ruleset. That's boxing.
    
    Just try think about how freaking good you have to be at avoiding damage and accumulating points against guys like Pac, Canelo, Mosley, Cotto, De la Hoya, etc. Think about it. I could full on sprint away from any of them and I wouldn't last a round. It's so hard to not get murked by those guys. Damn.
17. 2017-09-18 at 12:50 AM UTC

    #637
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery The amount of trannies that have been in this community is rather alarming, considering they're like 0.6% of the population.

    
    And they're all very very special.
18. 2017-09-18 at 12:50 AM UTC

    #638
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by CASPER You mean the…uh…PIANO?

    
    The general sound and the lyrics.
19. 2017-09-18 at 12:56 AM UTC

    #639
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    A draw is not a loss, though. Golovkin is still undefeated. So are Jimmy Barry (59-0-9)and Ricardo Lopez (51-0-1).
    
    Floyd has the best draw free record ever but he isn't the fighter with the best win/lose ratio since draws aren't losses.
20. 2017-09-18 at 12:57 AM UTC

    #640
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop The first half has a sadness/melancholy to it. It's just one of those verses that "gets" to you.

    
    Okay i feel it.
    
    Does this make you want to start a family with a girl 8 years your junior?