2017-09-17 at 10:11 AM UTC
is it the one you can cure by fucking a virgin?
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2017-09-17 at 10:17 AM UTC
yeah
but aliens too. UFO flankies get spankies $==>~~~~
2017-09-17 at 10:21 AM UTC
im a fan of chick flicks where they all die at some point now i watch like 5 horror movies a day
best of these is:
neon demon (one model eat's the other model's eye out of vomit and they all bathe is the top model's blood and there's a necrophillia scene and triangles 10/10)
raw (a qt 17 year old girl gets her sex hormones mixed with the desire to eat human flesh)
2017-09-17 at 10:23 AM UTC
any recommendations of movies with good plots around female social dynamics/psychology like sex in the city or cheerleader drama but then blood and guts?
2017-09-17 at 11:49 AM UTC
Didn't see that coming. The champion remains his belts, though.
No reason to argue the judges.
2017-09-17 at 1:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
I got a PC, but I keep forgetting to remind my mom to bring over the mouse and ethernet cord when she comes over.
Nigger you been forgetting for like 3 weeks now. Get on that ish.
Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-09-17T13:28:36.917036+00:00
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2017-09-17 at 2:18 PM UTC
I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
2017-09-17 at 2:19 PM UTC
ISN'T IT MESSED UP HOW I'M JUST DYING TO MEET HIM?
2017-09-17 at 3:02 PM UTC
Let's go on a long drive
Just you and me, fuck your wife
You know, we're best friends for life
Turn up the radio i like this jive
Just two bros having a good time
but never crossing the line
Don't think i told you, but you look fine
Open up the cooler man, i brought some wine
Just you and me, two bros, having a good time
I'm pretty sure I have a lot more freckles on my torso than I used to. I'm turning into a nigger. :'(
2017-09-17 at 7:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
I'm pretty sure I have a lot more freckles on my torso than I used to. I'm turning into a nigger. :'(
My shoulders are covered with freckles like 90% coverage.
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2017-09-17 at 7:41 PM UTC
I just noticed my armpits each have a pretty big one at around the same spot. That, uh.. I wonder if those are a glandular thing, or just a coincidence.
2017-09-17 at 7:51 PM UTC
Anyone want an extra pancake?
2017-09-17 at 7:52 PM UTC
This bud tastes like goddamn 9/11 jet fuel my goodness gracious I am in loove
2017-09-17 at 7:57 PM UTC
Protip: if you push on your gooch muscle, you get out that last little bit of piss.
