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2017-06-16 at 10:11 PM UTCDon't confess. This is ran by a private security company which will gather personal info and hell of tell on everyone because they're contracted with the corrupted agencies of the world.
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2017-06-16 at 10:14 PM UTCYou're a corrupted agency and I want you to find a pond, nearby, and find a lilly pad, and grab it, and take it home with you, and cut into seventeen pieces, and place them randomly throughout your neighborhood, and tell your neighbors if they find a piece of the lilly pad to bring it to you, and if they all bring all of the lilly pad pieces together you will make a cake for Jeb Bush's daughter.
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHY AM I EVEN TALKING I AM A SHIT LORD STAIN ON THE UNDERWEAR OF HUMANITY. -
2017-06-16 at 10:15 PM UTCHey Lanny, I know you don't know me, but are you on New Mongomery or 2nd avenue?
There was no intent to break the law but I might of been the one who shat on the enterence way because none of those business let you go in to use the restrooms. Like Perry's fucking snobs. -
2017-06-16 at 10:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ You're a corrupted agency and I want you to find a pond, nearby, and find a lilly pad, and grab it, and take it home with you, and cut into seventeen pieces, and place them randomly throughout your neighborhood, and tell your neighbors if they find a piece of the lilly pad to bring it to you, and if they all bring all of the lilly pad pieces together you will make a cake for Jeb Bush's daughter.
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHY AM I EVEN TALKING I AM A SHIT LORD STAIN ON THE UNDERWEAR OF HUMANITY.
Hey listen you mental terrorist piece of shit. If I cut it.. it will be in a rotating fibonacci pattern and then collect the souls of those who find me to give it back.
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2017-06-16 at 10:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Benny Hausburg Don't confess. This is ran by a private security company which will gather personal info and hell of tell on everyone because they're contracted with the corrupted agencies of the world.
You're a stupid mongrel if you do
sorry, but you have to fill out the form before you can post here. unfortunately until you have i am going to have to report you to lanny so he can have your unsolicited post removed from this fred. i would like to take this chance to remind you that this fred is a sacred fred and anything said within this fred is strictly confidential under the rules of the nigga confessional™ fred.
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2017-06-16 at 10:27 PM UTCi once spent all my saved up tithe money on adderall and weed
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2017-06-16 at 10:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Benny Hausburg Hey Lanny, I know you don't know me, but are you on New Mongomery or 2nd avenue?
There was no intent to break the law but I might of been the one who shat on the enterence way because none of those business let you go in to use the restrooms. Like Perry's fucking snobs.
fuck perry's we've had multiple servers where i work quit and start working there
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2017-06-16 at 10:32 PM UTC
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2017-06-16 at 11:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ omg I'm lying. I didn't go to church with my mom last Sunday I was trying to avoid admitting it but that's what's really going on. That's why I wanted to know the formal name of yours, I thought of I told her of a new church of the Narc or whatever it may be, that she might understand and actually just come with and check it out herself and also forgive me. I'm so sorry.
post pics of your mom -
2017-06-16 at 11:12 PM UTC
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2017-06-17 at 8:46 PM UTC
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2017-06-17 at 11:31 PM UTC
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2017-06-18 at 12:53 AM UTCStill got the bricks, still, still serve the nicks. Workin through the burglar bars but still got the sticks *pan to an Ak-47 in city limits*
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2017-06-18 at 1:01 AM UTC
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2017-06-18 at 1:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock you're banned from saying anything to me. (typing if you want to be a literal faggot)
go check out my pic from T1 and rdfrn…I'm dark as fuck. I live in florida, retard…and I rarely have my shirt on when I'm out doors.
I've seen it. You're paler than a shit-house ghost, just as ugly to boot. I had to do everything in my power to not immediately smash my monitor . -
2017-06-18 at 2:29 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-20 at 1:04 AM UTCi'm seeing a lot of sinning going on yet no confessing. y'all know what gonna happen
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2017-06-20 at 1:12 AM UTCWhen making Honey, do bees really shit the goo out or do they regurgitate it into the honeycomb?
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2017-06-20 at 2:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny forgive me father for I have sinned. I've never been to confession before.
Lately I've been having… impure thoughts towards that vixen HTS. I tried to do the galant thing, courting her, treating her like a lady, but it hasn't work and my thoughts have turned towards abduction, prolonged sexual torture, dressing her up like a schoolgirl and making her twist a fleshlight on by dick while talking about sharpening her pencil in an artificially high voice.
Post last edited by Lanny at 2017-06-16T21:56:22.471743+00:00
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2017-06-20 at 2:40 AM UTC
