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The Nigga Confessional™ †

  1. 2017-06-15 at 12:17 AM UTC
    #101
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist nobody confessing today? you'll go to nigga hell.




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    Somebody wanted me to go to a car-race with them and I lied and said I had to go to work to get out of it
  2. 2017-06-15 at 12:37 AM UTC
    #102
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Somebody wanted me to go to a car-race with them and I lied and said I had to go to work to get out of it

    You couldn't just tell them truth to get out of it?
  3. 2017-06-15 at 3:30 AM UTC
    #103
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist have you sinned today children? how long was it since your last confession? bout time for another don't you think?




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    I told my therapist that I think sobriety is a good idea for me then drove to the liquor store immediately after the appointment where I secured a liter of bourbon whiskey which I am currently enjoying directly from the bottle it was sold in
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  4. 2017-06-15 at 3:33 AM UTC
    #104
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I told my therapist that I think sobriety is a good idea for me then drove to the liquor store immediately after the appointment where I secured a liter of bourbon whiskey which I am currently enjoying directly from the bottle it was sold in

    Is it at least a decent brand?
  5. 2017-06-15 at 3:52 AM UTC
    #105
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop Is it at least a decent brand?

    Depends what you consider decent, it's Evan Williams Black, one of the best bargain bourbons in my opinion. It's my go-to pour for stress drinking. When I want to get a bit fancier I drink Wild Turkey 101.
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  6. 2017-06-15 at 3:53 AM UTC
    #106
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Depends what you consider decent, it's Evan Williams Black, one of the best bargain bourbons in my opinion. It's my go-to pour for stress drinking. When I want to get a bit fancier I drink Wild Turkey 101.

    Ehh Yeah that passes as decent. Definitely could've made worse choices at the liquor store.
  7. 2017-06-15 at 2:51 PM UTC
    #107
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Somebody wanted me to go to a car-race with them and I lied and said I had to go to work to get out of it

    who were the somebody? were they a nauseating cunt?

    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I told my therapist that I think sobriety is a good idea for me then drove to the liquor store immediately after the appointment where I secured a liter of bourbon whiskey which I am currently enjoying directly from the bottle it was sold in

    2 my nigga's, 2 wagwan's




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  8. 2017-06-15 at 9:12 PM UTC
    #108
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have a confession. I don't know what a wagwan is.
  9. 2017-06-15 at 10:51 PM UTC
    #109
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmQ Your church scares me. Does it have a formal name so I can warn my people?
  10. 2017-06-15 at 10:56 PM UTC
    #110
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dargo I have a confession. I don't know what a wagwan is.

    its how niggas say 'what's going on'.



    100 my nigga's and 1000 wagwan's for not knowing what wagwan is.




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  11. 2017-06-16 at 12:30 AM UTC
    #111
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist who were the somebody? were they a nauseating cunt?

    Nah, family members. I ended up going anyway though

    I like car-races but I prefer the ones where people turn left AND right.

    Which America is woefully short on
  12. 2017-06-16 at 7:13 AM UTC
    #112
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Nah, family members. I ended up going anyway though

    I like car-races but I prefer the ones where people turn left AND right.

    Which America is woefully short on

    Call them up and say 'wagwan my niggas, I'm hosting a faggot-assed tea party tonight, so pack up yo batties and get over here'.

    Serve scones with jam and clotted cream and some lovely earl grey.

    Enjoy your penance.





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  13. 2017-06-16 at 7:52 PM UTC
    #113
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Your church scares me. Does it have a formal name so I can warn my people?

    no name, no. we don't like to put labels on things here my child.

    now fess up your sins you little bastard.




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  14. 2017-06-16 at 7:53 PM UTC
    #114
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist no name, no. we don't like to put labels on things here my child.

    now fess up your sins you little bastard.




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    I drink too much probably
  15. 2017-06-16 at 7:56 PM UTC
    #115
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ I drink too much probably

    what is the reason for this blatant excessive alcoholic consumption my child?




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  16. 2017-06-16 at 8:02 PM UTC
    #116
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist what is the reason for this blatant excessive alcoholic consumption my child?




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    I'm happier
  17. 2017-06-16 at 8:06 PM UTC
    #117
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    omg I'm lying. I didn't go to church with my mom last Sunday I was trying to avoid admitting it but that's what's really going on. That's why I wanted to know the formal name of yours, I thought of I told her of a new church of the Narc or whatever it may be, that she might understand and actually just come with and check it out herself and also forgive me. I'm so sorry.
  18. 2017-06-16 at 8:48 PM UTC
    #118
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by NARCassist Purify your soul in the nigga confessional. just confess your sins and as a penance you will receive a number of 'my nigga' and "wagwan's" that you must mutter to the trianglist lord.




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    maybe this give some clarity




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  19. 2017-06-16 at 9:46 PM UTC
    #119
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    forgive me father for I have sinned. I've never been to confession before.

    Lately I've been having... impure thoughts towards that vixen HTS. I tried to do the galant thing, courting her, treating her like a lady, but it hasn't work and my thoughts have turned towards abduction, prolonged sexual torture, dressing her up like a schoolgirl and making her twist a fleshlight on by dick while talking about sharpening her pencil in an artificially high voice.

    Post last edited by Lanny at 2017-06-16T21:56:22.471743+00:00
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  20. 2017-06-16 at 9:54 PM UTC
    #120
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ahh my nigga. welcome to the confessional.

    now go and scrub your dirty disgusting heaven flesh with caustic soda for even contemplating such a repulsive, sickening, nauseating, stomach-churning act of lust-en debauchery, and for giving me a semi while i'm taking the sacred confessional.

    oh and 2 my nigga's and 2 wagwan's.

    and make sure you say them properly and not drunkenly my child.

    come again soon :)




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