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The Nigga Confessional™ †

  1. Forgive me nigga, for I have sinned. It's been 1 day and 2 hours since my last confession. I ate all my drugs prematurely like usual and I could use your prayers to help me sleep this week and not flip out if my mom starts slamming doors and shit. Should I just kill myself? I don't think I can do that to my dog and my dad who both need me. Please say some prayers for your fellow nigga my nigga
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    \thrayad

    'forgive me nigga for i have sinned, its been XX days since my last confession…'




    EDIT IT, PHAE OW
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant do whores get to go to heaven? : (

    they sure as shit send me to heaven.




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou Forgive me nigga, for I have sinned. It's been 1 day and 2 hours since my last confession. I ate all my drugs prematurely like usual and I could use your prayers to help me sleep this week and not flip out if my mom starts slamming doors and shit. Should I just kill myself? I don't think I can do that to my dog and my dad who both need me. Please say some prayers for your fellow nigga my nigga

    you keep sinning child. I think it would be good for you to come and work as my "personal assistant" for a few days. that way you won't be around to bother your family or your dog. you can stay here at the monastery for a few nights, you'll need to bring a change of clothes, coat, trousers, tops, sexy lingerie, some random sex toys and a tube of lube.




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash \thrayad






    EDIT IT, PHAE OW

    while you're there get me some copy paper and elastic bands, and get yourself some sellotape and wrap it round your cock. plus 2 my nigga's and 2 wagwan's.




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  6. infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by NARCassist btw children, you shud be starting your confessions 'forgive me nigga for i have sinned, its been XX days since my last confession…'

    lets start doing it properly now

    suck cock, nigger. I don't ask for anything and the only thing you're getting from me is a rectal fistula.
  7. Damnit I knew that my actions were unforgivable

    :*(
  8. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    any of you freaky shits been sinning lately?




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  9. forgive me nigga for i have sinned, its been 274 months since my last confession…
  10. Originally posted by bling bling i peed in my butt 1 time

    lol@visual
  11. Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant forgive me nigga for i have sinned, its been 274 months since my last confession…

    imagine if you would of got caught with Big Cream Pie on the way out. everyone loves to ride BBW but no one wants to get caught.
  12. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant forgive me nigga for i have sinned, its been 274 months since my last confession…

    stealing isn't a nigga sin. whats more to the point is did you enjoy big fat creampie 10 and the worlds biggest clits? confess child, free your soul.




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  13. I mailed them to my ex because I want his cunty, fat, mooching SJW girlfriend to get mad at him
  14. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant I mailed them to my ex because I want his cunty, fat, mooching SJW girlfriend to get mad at him

    yeh but i just know you had a sneaky watch of them first. its ok, you can tell us.




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  15. Originally posted by Narc yeh but i just know you had a sneaky watch of them first. its ok, you can tell us.




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    You do not possess the appropriate level of security clearance for me to elaborate.
  16. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant You do not possess the appropriate level of security clearance for me to elaborate.

    well i'm just gonna go ahead and assume that if you hadn't watched them then you would have just gone ahead and said no. now that we've got that cleared up, would you like to borrow my copy of big fat creampie 7, or i have the worlds sloppiest clits 5 and 6. you're welcome to take them for a while. just bring them back when you're finished child.




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  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Fucked a potato.
  18. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Fucked a potato.

    go to your nearest sexual health clinic. there's a very good chance you may have contracted hepotato C. you also need to contact all your other sexual partners and advise them they are fucking a potato shagger.




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    Post last edited by Narc at 2017-07-25T22:45:49.884772+00:00
  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Narc go to your nearest sexual health clinic. there's a very good chance you may have contracted hepotato C. you also need to contact all your other sexual partners and advise them they are fucking a potato shagger.




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    Post last edited by Narc at 2017-07-25T22:45:49.884772+00:00

    After I swooned my potato, I cut it up on the cutting board and fried it.
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash After I swooned my potato, I cut it up on the cutting board and fried it.

    i can't deal with this my child, i strongly advise you to go to the nigga police and turn yourself in for committing homofries.



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