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The Nigga Confessional™ †
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2017-08-31 at 9:02 PM UTCI got two phones. One for the meth and one for the redbones.
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2017-08-31 at 10:28 PM UTC
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2017-09-01 at 3:58 AM UTCOne time, when I was young at the park, I had to go to the bathroom so I went to the porta potty and there's no toilet paper and so I had to use my sock and I put the sock back on and just kind of rustled it down towards my ankle and I think that I smell like shit for the rest of the day
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2017-09-01 at 10:49 AM UTC
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2017-09-01 at 10:50 AM UTC
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2017-09-01 at 10:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash One time, when I was young at the park, I had to go to the bathroom so I went to the porta potty and there's no toilet paper and so I had to use my sock and I put the sock back on and just kind of rustled it down towards my ankle and I think that I smell like shit for the rest of the day
as a penance i think you should do it again and walk round all day smelling of shit again. of course for that you would have to do it again as penance for doing it that time, and then again and again and again. just do it everyday for the rest of your life.
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2017-09-02 at 1:19 AM UTCYou're doing it wrong. You're supposed to just throw them into the urinal bin afterwards.
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2017-09-02 at 1:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist as a penance i think you should do it again and walk round all day smelling of shit again. of course for that you would have to do it again as penance for doing it that time, and then again and again and again. just do it everyday for the rest of your life.
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It's pretty fucked up, now that I think about it. But fuck it, I was like 12, I had to wipe my ass with something. -
2017-09-02 at 1:31 AM UTC
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2017-09-02 at 1:31 AM UTCForgive me nigga for I have sinned. I ate all the fried chicken that should have been shared amongst my fellow black brothers and sisters.
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2017-09-02 at 1:32 AM UTC
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2017-09-02 at 1:34 AM UTC
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2017-09-02 at 1:35 AM UTCI had an old gym teacher that was...well, she wasn't a dyke but she was extremely manly.
I told her I would paint her a picture one day, if I ever got famous.
Which is harsh on her side, as it instigates she wouldn't want one if I was just a failure of an artist. -
2017-09-02 at 2:31 AM UTC
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2017-09-02 at 2:32 AM UTCOne time.. I did almost 2 chin ups and ran almost 2 laps.
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2017-09-02 at 2:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash It's pretty fucked up, now that I think about it. But fuck it, I was like 12, I had to wipe my ass with something.
we've all been there son. but come on, you don't put the sock back on afterwards. throw it in the bushes and go without socks for the rest of the day like everyone else.
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2017-09-02 at 3:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist we've all been there son. but come on, you don't put the sock back on afterwards. throw it in the bushes and go without socks for the rest of the day like everyone else.
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Hey now you don't just throw away a sock. I need some psychological axiom that mad me put the sock back on -
2017-09-02 at 3:07 AM UTC
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2017-09-02 at 3:16 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-02 at 3:16 AM UTC
