2017-06-15 at 3:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist
have you sinned today children? how long was it since your last confession? bout time for another don't you think?
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I told my therapist that I think sobriety is a good idea for me then drove to the liquor store immediately after the appointment where I secured a liter of bourbon whiskey which I am currently enjoying directly from the bottle it was sold in
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2017-06-15 at 3:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop
Is it at least a decent brand?
Depends what you consider decent, it's Evan Williams Black, one of the best bargain bourbons in my opinion. It's my go-to pour for stress drinking. When I want to get a bit fancier I drink Wild Turkey 101.
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2017-06-15 at 9:12 PM UTC
I have a confession. I don't know what a wagwan is.
2017-06-16 at 8:06 PM UTC
omg I'm lying. I didn't go to church with my mom last Sunday I was trying to avoid admitting it but that's what's really going on. That's why I wanted to know the formal name of yours, I thought of I told her of a new church of the Narc or whatever it may be, that she might understand and actually just come with and check it out herself and also forgive me. I'm so sorry.
2017-06-16 at 9:46 PM UTC
forgive me father for I have sinned. I've never been to confession before.
Lately I've been having... impure thoughts towards that vixen HTS. I tried to do the galant thing, courting her, treating her like a lady, but it hasn't work and my thoughts have turned towards abduction, prolonged sexual torture, dressing her up like a schoolgirl and making her twist a fleshlight on by dick while talking about sharpening her pencil in an artificially high voice.
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2017-06-16 at 9:54 PM UTC
ahh my nigga. welcome to the confessional.
now go and scrub your dirty disgusting heaven flesh with caustic soda for even contemplating such a repulsive, sickening, nauseating, stomach-churning act of lust-en debauchery, and for giving me a semi while i'm taking the sacred confessional.
oh and 2 my nigga's and 2 wagwan's.
and make sure you say them properly and not drunkenly my child.
come again soon :)
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