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  1. Originally posted by NARCassist why would I follow someone who refuses to reveal himself?

    He has, and does, but that aside: if there was a God, what makes you think you can dictate anything at all to him such as "appear before me nao"?
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dargo He has, and does, but that aside: if there was a God, what makes you think you can dictate anything at all to him such as "appear before me nao"?

    No he hasn't. Show me one time.
  3. Originally posted by mmQ No he hasn't. Show me one time.

    Gee, well, there was this pretty important dude named Jesus for starters.

  4. Be prepared for him to rebel against Christianity when he hits 15,maybe even sooner

    At that point he's mature enough to decide for himself so I would not recommend forcing it at that point. He might do like I did and start making blood sacrifices to Satan and shit

    I was a fucking retarded teenager

    I know the bible says that blaspheming the holy spirit is automatic ticket to eternal damnation but I seem to have been forgiven

    I can't shake the feeling that my rather profound mental illness is punishment for it though
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Dargo Gee, well, there was this pretty important dude named Jesus for starters.


    come on, you take the bible at literal, face value?

    I get it if you believe in it, but it's hardly valid as evidence if you're trying to convince someone who isn't willing to simply take it on faith.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This will be the first kid brought up by Niggas in Space. Kinda brings a tear to the eye...
  7. I want to believe this stuff, Dargo. I hope this is true.

    But I foresee "Tommy" dying in a tragic accident or getting HIV from stepping on a dirt needle or getting leukemia or some shit withing like 3 months.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by NARCassist malice, on those rare occasions that you can actually afford to eat, how do you get food? do you not go to the store to buy it.

    I'm guessing you go dumpster diving in the early hours for half eaten hamburgers.




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    I eat just fine, I've never had a problem affording food.
  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Malice I eat just fine, I've never had a problem affording food.

    yeah cause you're a welfare nigger
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I could get by just fine on a minimum wage job, it would simply be foolish to do so when I'm satisfied with the needs of my minimalist lifestyle being met and ultimately have no real concern for anyone other than myself.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice I could get by just fine on a minimum wage job, it would simply be foolish to do so when I'm satisfied with the needs of my minimalist lifestyle being met and ultimately have no real concern for anyone other than myself.

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  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sophie

    That's honestly not far off from what my bedroom/house looks like. I think this guy has a better ambiance with the lighting too.
  13. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker I got my son his first rifle this year after his seventh birthday. Most excited he's ever been.

    All children should learn gun safety even if they aren't exposed to firearms at home. At some point in their lives they will encounter a gun in one way or another. I sleep a little easier knowing that my son can tell the difference between a toy and the real thing and knows how to handle either.

    I got my first .22 Stainless steel bull-barrel rifle at 7. My dad put his foot down and my mother had a fucking fit, but he wouldn't budge on this one... Still have it actually.
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  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Danny Ill sell u a g of t-pain if you stick the barrel in your ass and post a pic right now

    signed
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Danny Ill sell u a g of t-pain if you stick the barrel in your ass and post a pic right now

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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie

    just needs photoshopped cat with blood coming out its pussy.




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  17. Sounds like a school shooter in the making, congratz. Forcing religion upon a kid is one of the few things that truly irks me about parents... Just give him the basic foundation so he has some morals to go by , but sending him too bible camp is only doing to do the opposite of what you want in the long run.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Religion will actually give the kid a basis for his morality and sense of right and wrong down the road. I suppose you guys would rather he attend a KKK meeting or something.
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  19. Originally posted by -SpectraL Religion will actually give the kid a basis for his morality and sense of right and wrong down the road. I suppose you guys would rather he attend a KKK meeting or something.

    Pretty much. The 'because I said so' line also wears out pretty quick.

    I'm not going to fuck him up - honestly I wish I'd gone to church when I was a kid. It sure would have saved me a lot of trouble later on. He'll ultimately be better for it.
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  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Shit thread.
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