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I got my mail-order kid today

  1. 2017-06-13 at 8:51 AM UTC
    #121
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Literally NONE? That astounds me. Not mom , dad , aunt , uncle, cousin, ??

    Genuinely none. Absolutely zero. I've existed in near total isolation for about 5 years.

    Understandably, it isn't something the vast majority of people can relate to at all. I actually began purposefully detaching myself for years before leaving. I can't give you a simple answer as to why I did this, it's something I put years of thought into.
  2. 2017-06-13 at 9:04 AM UTC
    #122
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole


    Shoddy, but it'll do.
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  3. 2017-06-13 at 9:08 AM UTC
    #123
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo

    Shoddy, but it'll do.

    Dad of the year award goes to you.
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  4. 2017-06-13 at 9:09 AM UTC
    #124
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Dad of the year award goes to you.

    Thanks (n_n") I don't think I'll be sharing this with him.
  5. 2017-06-13 at 9:10 AM UTC
    #125
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo Thanks (n_n") I don't think I'll be sharing this with him.

    "Dad, why are you making crime stopper posters with my picture on them?"

    "IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE PREPARED SON!"
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  6. 2017-06-13 at 9:15 AM UTC
    #126
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It'll take some of the pressure off me and make it look like I'm more involved in the search too.


  7. 2017-06-13 at 9:44 AM UTC
    #127
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "I'm a Christian professional psychologist."

    Omg

    This is getting really, really fucked up.
  8. 2017-06-13 at 9:47 AM UTC
    #128
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Relax. I wouldn't dream of actually hurting him.

    The murder/kidnap edits are obviously a joke.
  9. 2017-06-13 at 9:52 AM UTC
    #129
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dargo Relax. I wouldn't dream of actually hurting him.

    The murder/kidnap edits are obviously a joke.

    That's totally OK. Imagining EXTREME AND MORBID scenarios to torture Tommy are WAAAY better than just subjecting him to your stupid 1/1000 religion you think is probably the right one.
  10. 2017-06-13 at 9:56 AM UTC
    #130
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ That's totally OK. Imagining EXTREME AND MORBID scenarios to torture Tommy are WAAAY better than just subjecting him to your stupid 1/1000 religion you think is probably the right one.

    I haven't even imagined extreme and morbid scenarios to torture him. It's hard to even stomach the thought, honestly.

    Cry harder though. He's still going to Bible Camp and church.
  11. 2017-06-13 at 10 AM UTC
    #131
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ

    that looks like one of sploo/rosh/scrot's album covers
  12. 2017-06-13 at 10:09 AM UTC
    #132
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dargo I haven't even imagined extreme and morbid scenarios to torture him. It's hard to even stomach the thought, honestly.

    Cry harder though. He's still going to Bible Camp and church.

    Well. You've now welcomed him to 'UNAWARE TORTURE.'

    I say this with firsthand accounts. It's NOT GOOD.
  13. 2017-06-13 at 10:09 AM UTC
    #133
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra that looks like one of sploo/rosh/scrot's album covers

    Lol. Ikr? I could have done way better. That was 10 seconds of lunapic on my phone.
  14. 2017-06-13 at 10:11 AM UTC
    #134
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Well. You've now welcomed him to 'UNAWARE TORTURE.'

    I say this with firsthand accounts. It's NOT GOOD.

    That is your subjective opinion, and I can assure you I have taken many like it into account. Nothing is going to dissuade me from indoctrinating him.
  15. 2017-06-13 at 10:23 AM UTC
    #135
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dargo That is your subjective opinion, and I can assure you I have taken many like it into account. Nothing is going to dissuade me from indoctrinating him.

    I dislike your all-knowing attitude, but ok. That is DETERMINISM at work. You can't help it.

    And I still like you. I just hate your approach that you will force your religious beliefs on a vulnerable mind.
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  16. 2017-06-13 at 10:28 AM UTC
    #136
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I dislike your all-knowing attitude, but ok. That is DETERMINISM at work. You can't help it.

    And I still like you. I just hate your approach that you will force your religious beliefs on a vulnerable mind.

    I don't intend to be arrogant. It's just that as a Christian, the Bible literally says to raise you kids in the faith, and I genuinely believe it's also to his benefit. Well, and anyone's benefit for that matter. I think everyone should be Christian.
  17. 2017-06-13 at 10:30 AM UTC
    #137
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo I don't intend to be arrogant. It's just that as a Christian, the Bible literally says to raise you kids in the faith, and I genuinely believe it's also to his benefit. Well, and anyone's benefit for that matter. I think everyone should be Christian.

    Yeah Everyone should be a Christian, lets put people to the sword who are not Fucking blasphemers, fucking heretics, they're all the same.
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  18. 2017-06-13 at 10:35 AM UTC
    #138
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Yeah Everyone should be a Christian, lets put people to the sword who are not Fucking blasphemers, fucking heretics, they're all the same.

    Of course not. God gave you free will to choose to follow him or not. No one can, or should try, to force you to be a Christian.
  19. 2017-06-13 at 10:49 AM UTC
    #139
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dargo Of course not. God gave you free will to choose to follow him or not. No one can, or should try, to force you to be a Christian.

    why would I follow someone who refuses to reveal himself?




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  20. 2017-06-13 at 10:50 AM UTC
    #140
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice Genuinely none. Absolutely zero. I've existed in near total isolation for about 5 years.

    Understandably, it isn't something the vast majority of people can relate to at all. I actually began purposefully detaching myself for years before leaving. I can't give you a simple answer as to why I did this, it's something I put years of thought into.

    malice, on those rare occasions that you can actually afford to eat, how do you get food? do you not go to the store to buy it.

    I'm guessing you go dumpster diving in the early hours for half eaten hamburgers.




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