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  1. #41
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dargo I'll buy him a gun when he's 12 to make up for it.

    I got my son his first rifle this year after his seventh birthday. Most excited he's ever been.

    All children should learn gun safety even if they aren't exposed to firearms at home. At some point in their lives they will encounter a gun in one way or another. I sleep a little easier knowing that my son can tell the difference between a toy and the real thing and knows how to handle either.
  2. #42
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Lol this thread reminds me of posting my full name and address on Totse several times back in the day. I used to get junk mail from a guy on IRC to the name Hella D Leet for a long long long time too.
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  3. #43
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you have a good day today? Seriously this is kind of fun, like I feel like I'm also raising him. What was the day like today? You can bring this to your Tommy thread of course.

    That's probably a good idea to not muddy up the other thread.


    Tommy had a good time at Bible Camp. He was petrified for his first day of course, and fought me a bit about getting in the car, but it ended up working out. He's never heard anything about Christianity before, so it was incredibly cute to hear him talk about what he learned. He's still warming up to me though and doesn't say a whole lot.

    It's also still a bit awkward having him around the house, but that should go away in time. I'm thinking about getting him his own Yume (akita) once we get a good routine going and he learns how to manage some more responsibilities. I think a dog will do him good.

    There's literally so much I want to teach him too. After he took a bath tonight he was adding onto the Lincoln Log village before bed, and I taught him how to do a proper slav squat. He thought it was so fucking funny. He kept asking "People there really squat? Why? Do they know they look silly?" LOL.
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  4. #44
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why. In. The. Fuck. Is he going to Bible camp? Please don't do that to him .
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  5. #45
    Originally posted by mmQ Why. In. The. Fuck. Are is he going to Bible camp? Please don't do that to him .

    Because I'm going to indoctrinate him into becoming a Christian extremist. It'll be great.
  6. #46
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Welp, Dargo. Now I can't tell if you're kidding , and why. I mean seriously I like Tommy, why would you use him like that? Please just be honest. I'm serious. Is everything a LIE?
  7. #47
    Originally posted by mmQ Welp, Dargo. Now I can't tell if you're kidding , and why. I mean seriously I like Tommy, why would you use him like that? Please just be honest. I'm serious. Is everything a LIE?

    No, I'm not kidding. I'm a Christian, and it is therefore my duty as his parent to do everything I can to make sure he becomes one too. It's all in his best interest, mmQ. I'm not using him.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by Dargo No, I'm not kidding. I'm a Christian, and it is therefore my duty as his parent to do everything I can to make sure he becomes one too. It's all in his best interest, mmQ. I'm not using him.

    Is he a Russian jedi? how will you convert him?
  9. #49
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dargo No, I'm not kidding. I'm a Christian, and it is therefore my duty as his parent to do everything I can to make sure he becomes one too. It's all in his best interest, mmQ. I'm not using him.

    God dammit. I can't tell if you're trolling.

    Why can't you let him decide for himself? You KNOW you're not absolutely right, so why train his feeble little mind to buy into a religion that he may not agree with? It makes it that much harder for him to snap out of. (Took me 27 years). I get your intentions , and I'm sure you mean well, but it's not fair to him.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by mmQ God dammit. I can't tell if you're trolling.

    Why can't you let him decide for himself? You KNOW you're not absolutely right, so why train his feeble little mind to buy into a religion that he may not agree with? It makes it that much harder for him to snap out of. (Took me 27 years). I get your intentions , and I'm sure you mean well, but it's not fair to him.

    This is legit not a troll.

    I understand where you're coming from as an atheist, honestly I do. But that's not how Christian parenting works. Christianity, if taken seriously, is something that becomes ingrained in every aspect of your life. I couldn't parent without it if I tried.

    Besides, you're acting like religion is a mind disease I'm giving him. It's not. Being a Christian is actually fucking awesome.
  11. #51
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo This is legit not a troll.

    I understand where you're coming from as an atheist, honestly I do. But that's not how Christian parenting works. Christianity, if taken seriously, is something that becomes ingrained in every aspect of your life. I couldn't parent without it if I tried.

    Besides, you're acting like religion is a mind disease I'm giving him. It's not. Being a Christian is actually fucking awesome.

    Religion is a mind disease though. But so is socialism. Atheists have a tendency to become socialists, but not me, i have transcended into AnCappinism.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Sophie Religion is a mind disease though. But so is socialism. Atheists have a tendency to become socialists, but not me, i have transcended into AnCappinism.

    You need to transcend a little further to libertarianism then, because unfortunately AnCap is still a 14 year old's ideology.

    And, no, Christianity is not a mind disease. Religion tho? Yea. That's why I'm not Catholic.
  13. #53
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo You need to transcend a little further to libertarianism then, because unfortunately AnCap is still a 14 year old's ideology.

    And, no, Christianity is not a mind disease. Religion tho? Yea. That's why I'm not Catholic.

    Libertarianism is watered-down AnCappinism.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Sophie Libertarianism is watered-down AnCappinism.

    It is a practical application of various aspects of it. If I thought full on AnCap could logistically work, I'd be with you 100%.

    Let's not get into a bitch fight about it right now tho.
  15. #55
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you should post a photo of him with a black bar across his eyes
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  16. #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Stop making me laugh Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland.

    Halt!
  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm not a fucking atheist.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by aldra you should post a photo of him with a black bar across his eyes

    Sure I guess since he's not a loli. His camp leader sent me a couple today. Give me a minute.
  19. #59
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm not a fucking atheist.

    Then what are you?
  20. #60
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo Sure I guess since he's not a loli. His camp leader sent me a couple today. Give me a minute.

    Don't worry fam, i got you covered. I have the pictures here.

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