I got my mail-order kid today

1. 2017-06-13 at 7:29 AM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Might as well just extend the bar in the first one and make it a blindfold, huh?
2. 2017-06-13 at 7:30 AM UTC

   #82
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   choke him for sex
3. 2017-06-13 at 7:32 AM UTC

   #83
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by saltpewter - - - choke him for sex

   
   Stahp trying so hard, grasshopper.
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4. 2017-06-13 at 7:42 AM UTC

   #84
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   no!
5. 2017-06-13 at 7:42 AM UTC

   #85
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by saltpewter - - - choke him for sex

   
   glassing roshambo was the edgiest thing you're going to do for a while, if you keep trying you're just going to embarrass yourself
6. 2017-06-13 at 7:47 AM UTC

   #86
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   what about dadfighting
7. 2017-06-13 at 7:48 AM UTC

   #87
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i will become the triangle
8. 2017-06-13 at 7:50 AM UTC

   #88
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by saltpewter - - - what about dadfighting

   
   that's nothing new for you though, edge-maintenance if anything
9. 2017-06-13 at 7:51 AM UTC

   #89
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by saltpewter - - - what about dadfighting

   
   Dad fighting is a very NORMAL thing. Occurrences between individual father/son relationships will certainly vary (determinism), but the act of fighting your dad, as I believe Sophie has mentioned, is nothing more than a rite of passage.
   
   Truth be told , it's edgier to have NEVER fought your father.
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10. 2017-06-13 at 7:52 AM UTC

    #90
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I fought my dad in front of my crying, shaking, and TERRIFIED 4-yr old sister. We spat blood at each other when we were done and I left and got high with my friends.
    
    We were all cool later that night.
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11. 2017-06-13 at 7:55 AM UTC

    #91
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ I fought my dad in front of my crying, shaking, and TERRIFIED 4-yr old sister. We spat blood at each other when we were done and I left and got high with my friends.

    
    You're literally 30+ year old version of me.
12. 2017-06-13 at 7:57 AM UTC

    #92
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ Truth be told , it's edgier to have NEVER fought your father.

    
    I dunno, I never did. closest I came was when I was 25 or so I punched in one of his van's side-panels, haven't spoken to him since
13. 2017-06-13 at 7:58 AM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra I dunno, I never did. closest I came was when I was 25 or so I punched in one of his van's side-panels, haven't spoken to him since

    
    you punched your dads car once and then havent talked to him in 5 years?
    
    you're the ultimate cuck
14. 2017-06-13 at 8 AM UTC

    #94
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    Better?
15. 2017-06-13 at 8:01 AM UTC

    #95
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra I dunno, I never did. closest I came was when I was 25 or so I punched in one of his van's side-panels, haven't spoken to him since

    
    Edgy AF :)
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16. 2017-06-13 at 8:01 AM UTC

    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo
    
    Better?

    
    hes ready for his cummies ;v;
17. 2017-06-13 at 8:02 AM UTC

    #97
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sophie You're literally 30+ year old version of me.

    
    Literally. Haha. XD
18. 2017-06-13 at 8:02 AM UTC

    #98
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by saltpewter - - - you punched your dads car once and then havent talked to him in 5 years?
    
    you're the ultimate cuck

    
    NOT A CAUSAL RELATIONSHIP
19. 2017-06-13 at 8:03 AM UTC

    #99
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    what did daddy do :?/
20. 2017-06-13 at 8:03 AM UTC

    #100
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Dargo
    
    Better?

    
    Pretty good. Now open effects -> enhancements -> distort -> noise. Add some noise. Also put a cold enhancement over it. Decrease the contrast a little as well and reduce gamma.
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