The Nigga Confessional™ †

1. 2017-06-11 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #41
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Zanick I bought a case of melons, apples, and oranges, went to my high school and threw them all at the building at 4 AM the other night and nobody has cause to think it was me.

   
   
2. 2017-06-11 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #42
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RestStop

   
   is that a confession child?
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-06-11 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #43
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   is anyone else qualified to take my confession. I need redemption quick.
   
   
   
   
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4. 2017-06-11 at 7:26 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Speak, brother.
5. 2017-06-11 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #45
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I'm probably about to murder someone over $40 and a washer.
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   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2017-06-11 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop I'm probably about to murder someone over $40 and a washer.

   
   A confession for that is only needed if you get caught.
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   • RestStop, 
   • hydromorphone
7. 2017-06-11 at 7:41 PM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop I'm probably about to murder someone over $40 and a washer.

   
   Take their dryer too.
   
   
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   • RestStop, 
   • AngryOnion, 
   • hydromorphone
8. 2017-06-11 at 7:42 PM UTC

   #48
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by scron I'm a jenkaholic

   
   So is my cat, he gets so fucked up he passes out from the fumes.
9. 2017-06-11 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by NARCassist is anyone else qualified to take my confession. I need redemption quick.
   
   
   
   
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   I'm a licensed reverend. Go ahead, nigga.
10. 2017-06-11 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #50
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Zanick I'm a licensed reverend. Go ahead, nigga.

    
    bless me niggas for I have sinned, it has been 16,000 days since my last confession. today I ate way too much cauliflower cheese for dinner and now I can barely fucking move.
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-06-11 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #51
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by RestStop I'm probably about to murder someone over $40 and a washer.

    
    the $40 dollars is fine my child. for the washer, 30 my nigga's and 45 wagran's.
    
    
    
    
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12. 2017-06-11 at 9:48 PM UTC

    #52
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Dargo Speak, brother.

    
    450 my nigga's and 2 wagran's for attempting to impersonate a priest.
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-11 at 9:49 PM UTC

    #53
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby So is my cat, he gets so fucked up he passes out from the fumes.

    
    well you better teach that cat to talk pretty damn fast for he has 15 my nigga's and 15 wagran's for penance.
    
    
    
    
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14. 2017-06-11 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #54
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Take their dryer too.
    
    

    
    sorry child but that's 50 my nigga's for encouragement.
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-06-11 at 9:52 PM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist bless me niggas for I have sinned, it has been 16,000 days since my last confession. today I ate way too much cauliflower cheese for dinner and now I can barely fucking move.

    
    You must drop and do 75 push ups right now. Not for failing to confess for 16,000 days, or eating too much, but for willingly consuming a combination as grotesque as cauliflower and cheese.
16. 2017-06-11 at 10:03 PM UTC

    #56
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop I'm probably about to murder someone over $40 and a washer.

    
    rape them in the ass then run them through a cycle or two to clean the forensic evidence.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
17. 2017-06-11 at 10:05 PM UTC

    #57
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Dargo You must drop and do 75 push ups right now. Not for failing to confess for 16,000 days, or eating too much, but for willingly consuming a combination as grotesque as cauliflower and cheese.

    
    GET THE FUCK OUT MY CONFESSION FRED. YOU GOING TO HELL BOY, NO REDEMPTION, JUST ETERNAL DAMNATION FOR YOU MY BOY. GET OUT.
    
    
    
    
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18. 2017-06-11 at 10:06 PM UTC

    #58
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you are not a priest, you did not take an oath nor did you make any vow. you cannot take confessional. its illegal. YOUR ILLEGAL< NOW GET OUT>
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-06-11 at 10:07 PM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You asked someone to fill in, fucker.
20. 2017-06-11 at 10:08 PM UTC

    #60
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeh, somebody who was qualified like zanick.
    
    
    
    
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