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  1. #41
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Zanick I bought a case of melons, apples, and oranges, went to my high school and threw them all at the building at 4 AM the other night and nobody has cause to think it was me.

  2. #42
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop

    is that a confession child?




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  3. #43
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    is anyone else qualified to take my confession. I need redemption quick.




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  4. #44
    Speak, brother.
  5. #45
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I'm probably about to murder someone over $40 and a washer.
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  6. #46
    Originally posted by RestStop I'm probably about to murder someone over $40 and a washer.

    A confession for that is only needed if you get caught.
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  7. #47
    Originally posted by RestStop I'm probably about to murder someone over $40 and a washer.

    Take their dryer too.

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  8. #48
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by scron I'm a jenkaholic

    So is my cat, he gets so fucked up he passes out from the fumes.
  9. #49
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by NARCassist is anyone else qualified to take my confession. I need redemption quick.




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    I'm a licensed reverend. Go ahead, nigga.
  10. #50
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Zanick I'm a licensed reverend. Go ahead, nigga.

    bless me niggas for I have sinned, it has been 16,000 days since my last confession. today I ate way too much cauliflower cheese for dinner and now I can barely fucking move.




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  11. #51
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop I'm probably about to murder someone over $40 and a washer.

    the $40 dollars is fine my child. for the washer, 30 my nigga's and 45 wagran's.




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  12. #52
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dargo Speak, brother.

    450 my nigga's and 2 wagran's for attempting to impersonate a priest.




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  13. #53
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby So is my cat, he gets so fucked up he passes out from the fumes.

    well you better teach that cat to talk pretty damn fast for he has 15 my nigga's and 15 wagran's for penance.




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  14. #54
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Take their dryer too.


    sorry child but that's 50 my nigga's for encouragement.




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  15. #55
    Originally posted by NARCassist bless me niggas for I have sinned, it has been 16,000 days since my last confession. today I ate way too much cauliflower cheese for dinner and now I can barely fucking move.

    You must drop and do 75 push ups right now. Not for failing to confess for 16,000 days, or eating too much, but for willingly consuming a combination as grotesque as cauliflower and cheese.
  16. #56
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop I'm probably about to murder someone over $40 and a washer.

    rape them in the ass then run them through a cycle or two to clean the forensic evidence.
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  17. #57
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dargo You must drop and do 75 push ups right now. Not for failing to confess for 16,000 days, or eating too much, but for willingly consuming a combination as grotesque as cauliflower and cheese.

    GET THE FUCK OUT MY CONFESSION FRED. YOU GOING TO HELL BOY, NO REDEMPTION, JUST ETERNAL DAMNATION FOR YOU MY BOY. GET OUT.




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  18. #58
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you are not a priest, you did not take an oath nor did you make any vow. you cannot take confessional. its illegal. YOUR ILLEGAL< NOW GET OUT>




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  19. #59
    You asked someone to fill in, fucker.
  20. #60
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeh, somebody who was qualified like zanick.




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