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2017-06-09 at 11:03 PM UTC

#21

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Since we're on the shit theme, I was once going to rob a home and also use their bathroom for an explosive fecal deposit that couldn't wait much longer. There doors were locked and that was that so I evacuated my bowels near their back door and wiped with grasses.

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2017-06-09 at 11:09 PM UTC

#22

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by mmQ Since we're on the shit theme, I was once going to rob a home and also use their bathroom for an explosive fecal deposit that couldn't wait much longer. There doors were locked and that was that so I evacuated my bowels near their back door and wiped with grasses.

oh just 1 my nigga, my nigga.

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2017-06-09 at 11:51 PM UTC

#23

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I didnt go to work but I came home wearing steel toes and pretended I was at work all day

2017-06-10 at 12:07 AM UTC

#24

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by scron I didnt go to work but I came home wearing steel toes and pretended I was at work all day

that's pretty fucking wigga of you my child.

99 my nigga's and 202 wagwan's.

next time remember to wipe some grease on your face. scruff your hair a little bit.

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2017-06-10 at 12:19 AM UTC

#25

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I havent showered In a week remember? I got this shit down son.

2017-06-10 at 12:20 AM UTC

#26

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by scron I havent showered In a week remember? I got this shit down son.

that's disgusting. repeat wagwan continuously for the rest of your entire hellbound life.

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2017-06-10 at 11:32 AM UTC

#27

NARCassist gollums fat coach

any confessions today gonts?

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2017-06-10 at 11:47 AM UTC

#28

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I burnt 3 meth pipes wasted probably a few points but I got a torch and cleaned them all out, burned 2 more.. I dunno my eyes keep going criss cross.. I am trying not to waste dope but fuck am I ever spun.

i put all the shit away for the day.. just got some loose out for lines.

God damn that burnt dope tasted like plastic but i think someone fucked up there was one rock that just would not melt. I like having 20 new meth pipes and like 50 glass tubes and agood torch to make my own I go through them quick cuz im a tard.

2017-06-10 at 11:54 AM UTC

#29

NARCassist gollums fat coach

no trumpy, that's completely forgivable. no need to my niggas or anything.

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2017-06-10 at 12:04 PM UTC

#30

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

wasting dope is a sin against trianglism.

2017-06-10 at 12:15 PM UTC

#31

NARCassist gollums fat coach

no my child, there's plenty more where that came from

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2017-06-10 at 1:28 PM UTC

#32

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by scron Every time I shit it just falls out in a mushy pile above the water line and one flush is not enough to suck this goopy waste down, the first flush just dissolves it in water the other two process it and I have to scrub the toilet each time its such a mess.

I am toxic waste venom death in my asshole.

make your boyfriends wear condoms, or make them pull out...then you won't have an asshole full of that nasty nigger jiz

2017-06-10 at 1:29 PM UTC

#33

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist any confessions today gonts?

I want you to have my baby

2017-06-10 at 4:26 PM UTC

#34

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by infinityshock I want you to have my baby

im sure you do faggot

2017-06-10 at 4:54 PM UTC

#35

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by niggerlovingcockfagjediprincesswithasmallpenisandgapingasshole im sure you do faggot

hey niggerlovingcockfagjediprincesswithasmallpenisandgapingasshole, i literally just said i wanted him to have my baby.

i literally want you to have my baby too. you know what to do...spread em, bitch, spread em wide cause im goin' deep

2017-06-10 at 9 PM UTC

#36

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

I once razzed a guy's car because he was rude to me.
If you dont know what razzed is it's when you take razer blade and cut through the paint all the way down to the metal.
At first it don't look like much "just a scratch" well after a winter of road salt the bitch opens up like a crack ho's vag with the clap.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.

2017-06-10 at 10:01 PM UTC

#37

Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

Originally posted by NARCassist any confessions today gonts?

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I bought a case of melons, apples, and oranges, went to my high school and threw them all at the building at 4 AM the other night and nobody has cause to think it was me.

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2017-06-11 at 2:05 AM UTC

#38

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by AngryOnion I once razzed a guy's car because he was rude to me.
If you dont know what razzed is it's when you take razer blade and cut through the paint all the way down to the metal.
At first it don't look like much "just a scratch" well after a winter of road salt the bitch opens up like a crack ho's vag with the clap.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.

just kill yourself now you dickless piece of shit.

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2017-06-11 at 2:05 AM UTC

#39

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Zanick I bought a case of melons, apples, and oranges, went to my high school and threw them all at the building at 4 AM the other night and nobody has cause to think it was me.

I dunno, just cum in some ones hair.

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2017-06-11 at 1:28 PM UTC

#40

NARCassist gollums fat coach

where y'all at niggas? this place is dead today. I hope you're all out committing many many sins to confess when you land.

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