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2017-06-10 at 10:55 PM UTC
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2017-06-10 at 10:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock read what i typed idiot. specifically where i said a low-sophistication test will qualify anything that is used as the sample.
i place as much value in internet accounts posted by druggies and junkies as theyre worth.
Except low-sophisticstion tests DON'T qualify ANYTHING. They can easily determine if your sample is diluted or the wrong temperature.
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2017-06-10 at 11:05 PM UTC
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2017-06-10 at 11:08 PM UTCpray allah 5times a day
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2017-06-10 at 11:10 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-10 at 11:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock considering the origin of piss, it is a specific temperature, consistent with every single human being on this planet, within a few fractions of a degree. outside of that temperature range is an indication that the piss being submitted for testing has been altered.
NO, you're a fucking retard.
you fucking retard
LMFAO- the "orgin" of piss... gah! "specific temp" (it's gotta be between 90-100 degrees F- body temp is around 97. room temp and how long it sits before being read/getting up to temp for the strip will have it drop a few degrees so that's why it's 90-100 is the target, FYI), and NO it's not "consistent within a fration of a degree" LMFAO that's fuking retarded. People who work outside, jog, get worked up in the heat often will have a temp in the 99-100 degree range. some people have a body temp slightly low, but STILL once it comes out of your body it is LOSING HEAT and gradually decreasing rapidly, fucktard.
Originally posted by RisiR † Bill is having a tantrum and his military fantasy is the only thing keeping him from crying while rocking back and forth. Hahahaha…
best lulz of the day, Risir.
A visual piss test expert.
(Oh, thanks for um.. giving a fuck. I appreciate it. Oh, and no, PoC didn't put a baby in me, FYI. lol) -
2017-06-10 at 11:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock youre not reading what im typing. did anyone read the part about where ive had training and certification in this shit? like by a real national organization chartered to do this shit? no really…i actually did post that. i checked, just to make sure i was abundantly clear that my qualifications supersede your qualifications as a druggie in this matter.
GC/MS will detect MOST (not all) toxins and MOST (not all) drug metabolites, STORED IN THE PROPER NON-LEECHING CONTAINERS, regardless for about a year, and doesnt give a fuck about being frozen down to about dry-ice temps. but this is GC/MS…do you know how much that shit costs?
freezing WILL denature some of the proteins that are used for markers in tests to determine if a sample has been adulterated or not.
you fucking idiots so concerned with your piss tests are letting those drugs youve ODd on interfere with your thought processing. im fucking saying. that freezing piss. will induce changes to the piss. that will be detected. by aspects of the testing process. specifically designed to identify tests that have been adulterated.
fucking shit. is that fucking clear enough? short sentences of about second grade reading level. you people are fucking stupid.
you know what. fuck you all. i dont know what im talking about. i know nothing about anything and never have and never will. go piss in an ice cube container, freeze it, then when the time comes for a piss test jam it up your piss pipe into your bladder for it to thaw out for later. damn, you showed me.
Yeah, I do know how much GC/MS costs. I've had 26 GC/MS tests done. I have qualifications on this shit I'm not een going to get into here, but omg "I'm certified by a national organization" whoopie... did you get yours out of a cracker jack box, faggot? Probably, that's where most come from anyway. FYI, too to add to this debate, there is no federal standards on how UAs are conducted.
Source me, faggot. seriously, show me one fucking article/journal/source or reliable piece of info from a reputable source where freezing denatures "markers" that would indicate for a drug UA the specimen was "adulterated" in all common UAs done in the USA. Do it, faggot- you can't.
they check for salt content (why dilution is a big one to worry about here). they check to make sure it's real piss. They check some idiot didn't put bleach in it, but by their own storage practices, FREEZING WILL NOT RESULT IN A FAIL EVEN IN GC/MS testing! I KNOW FOR A FACT!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-10 at 11:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon You can tell that Hydro and Bill Krozby would fuck if they ever met, lol
bullshit. I wouldn't fucking touch that faggot, or even what to be in the same fucking state as him. I might put him out of his misery with my .357, but that's as far as I'd go to be in the same proximity as that nigger.
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2017-06-10 at 11:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone bullshit. I wouldn't fucking touch that faggot, or even what to be in the same fucking state as him. I might put him out of his misery with my .357, but that's as far as I'd go to be in the same proximity as that nigger.
Only person I'm fucking is PoC, for the record.
The lady doth protest too much.
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2017-06-11 at 12:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone NO, you're a fucking retard.
LMFAO- the "orgin" of piss… gah! "specific temp" (it's gotta be between 90-100 degrees F- body temp is around 97. room temp and how long it sits before being read/getting up to temp for the strip will have it drop a few degrees so that's why it's 90-100 is the target, FYI), and NO it's not "consistent within a fration of a degree" LMFAO that's fuking retarded. People who work outside, jog, get worked up in the heat often will have a temp in the 99-100 degree range. some people have a body temp slightly low, but STILL once it comes out of your body it is LOSING HEAT and gradually decreasing rapidly, fucktard.
best lulz of the day, Risir.
(Oh, thanks for um.. giving a fuck. I appreciate it. Oh, and no, PoC didn't put a baby in me, FYI. lol)
jesus fucking christ, youre a fucking retard and an idiot. youre a munchausen by proxy afflictee along with a self-admitted junkie, giving your medical knowledge about the same level of dependability as going into burger king and asking the cashier to give you a prostate exam. the only reason im replying to your idiocy is to berate you, not inform you.
youre playing on trivialities and grasping at straws trying to find a flaw in what are industry standards. no, your pathetic little caveat of 'common' doesnt clear you of being labeled as a fucking delusional crackwhore who frequents druggie message boards because ive already specified, specifically, that low-level tests dont catch shit. and no i dont have nor do i intend to google anything about proteins present in urine that adulteration tests will detect if the piss has been adulterated. that doesnt change the fact that freezing piss will cause certain test parameters to cause the test results to be null.
youre talking about temperature ranges and specifications that are acceptable for what i already mentioned as burger-king employee tests. go try that with a TS/SCI holder and their piss test. see how that works out for you. but you wouldnt know anything about that because the only info you have is what you glean off your fellow junkies and crackheads on the assorted pharmaceutical-abuser websites and have never had access to the proprietary techniques practiced by labs that dont test burger king, walmart, and welfare recipients.
i already said a GC/MS doesnt have a single bit of relevance for all practical purposes to freezing down to dry-ice temperatures, yet you continue to harp on that. i specifically said detection-of-alteration-tests, that dont have any association with the actual drug/toxin metabolites. goddam youre stupid.
i dont believe you even mentioned 'salt' content. thats a dead giveaway the extent of your excretory system knowledge is limited to what the other junkies tell you on your druggie forums. youre really an idiot. 'salt' content. im not even justifying that with any sort of a reply, other than to say youre a fucking retarded crackwhore who should have her uterus cauterized and post-partum abortions performed on anything that has ever fallen out of any of your assorted cock sockets.
if i gave half a shit...which i dont...id post pics of my credentials. but i dont. so im not. im going to let you retards play with your yellow snowcones and have fun popping positive. -
2017-06-11 at 12:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon The lady doth protest too much.
He'd be pistoning his cock in and out of your pussy as soon as you set foot in Austin lol.
you need to seriously consider checking your definition of the words you use.
as a public service announcement 'lady' is in no way appropriate to be used in any format where that crackwhore junkie is also mentioned. -
2017-06-11 at 12:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone bullshit. I wouldn't fucking touch that faggot, or even what to be in the same fucking state as him. I might put him out of his misery with my .357, but that's as far as I'd go to be in the same proximity as that nigger.
Only person I'm fucking is PoC, for the record.
if i ever wanted to catch every known STD, along with several novel ones exclusive to your festering cock sockets, id give you a $2 crack rock and some sort of opioid to rent you out...and youd beg for more -
2017-06-11 at 1:21 AM UTCLicensed piss test taker. Lmfao
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2017-06-11 at 1:24 AM UTC
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2017-06-11 at 1:27 AM UTCAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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2017-06-11 at 1:53 AM UTCLol Zip the RAR got humiliated
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2017-06-11 at 1:59 AM UTCwhen you're clean, piss into a bottle with a decent cap and put in freezer ready for when you're getting tested. then just sit it in hot water to defrost on the morning of your test. get it to just a bit above body temp, then keep it in your pants all the way to the test center.
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2017-06-11 at 5:35 AM UTC
