2017-06-10 at 9:26 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
the first way drink a gallon and a half of water before you think you might have a drug test
the second way if you are put under any kind of scrutiny of the highest order just get pissed off and start demanding they give you a drug test right then and there (use a high pitched whiny voice) and they probably won't do it because you're being really weird and annoying. And if they decide to do it, they might take awhile to fill out paper work for you to do it and get you ready to do one and that will be at least 15 minutes and when they ask you to give a sample just make your voice even higher pitched and more annoying and say something like "I already went to pee, I asked 15 minutes ago to test me, I can't do it now I already peed, i wanted to it 15 minutes ago"
and just basically act irrational while making rational points.
Then if you are cornered get them to get you a cup and pretend to be pee shy and you can't pee, so they have to throw that drug test cup away because its open and not a sanitary sample, then go back again and do the same thing but ask them to turn on the water on the faucet so you can hear water running to make you pee, and don't pee and waste another 10 bucks from them, then do it again and pee, and pass and laugh at them.
2017-06-10 at 9:38 AM UTC
pull out a knife when they ask you to pee in the cup and start killing everyone around you and when the cops come to arrest you for isis mass shooting just say you thought it was penis inspection day rattox you had a panic attack and thought the NWO was trying to zattox you.
2017-06-10 at 3:33 PM UTC
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2017-06-10 at 4:32 PM UTC
If you drank a gallon and a half of water right before your drug test, you'd die from water toxicity.
2017-06-10 at 4:36 PM UTC
Drinking lots of water doesn't help with piss tests. It's a myth.
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2017-06-10 at 4:53 PM UTC
its the saliva tests they work for
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