The best ways to pass a drug test

1. 2017-06-10 at 9:26 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   the first way drink a gallon and a half of water before you think you might have a drug test
   
   the second way if you are put under any kind of scrutiny of the highest order just get pissed off and start demanding they give you a drug test right then and there (use a high pitched whiny voice) and they probably won't do it because you're being really weird and annoying. And if they decide to do it, they might take awhile to fill out paper work for you to do it and get you ready to do one and that will be at least 15 minutes and when they ask you to give a sample just make your voice even higher pitched and more annoying and say something like "I already went to pee, I asked 15 minutes ago to test me, I can't do it now I already peed, i wanted to it 15 minutes ago"
   
   and just basically act irrational while making rational points.
   
   Then if you are cornered get them to get you a cup and pretend to be pee shy and you can't pee, so they have to throw that drug test cup away because its open and not a sanitary sample, then go back again and do the same thing but ask them to turn on the water on the faucet so you can hear water running to make you pee, and don't pee and waste another 10 bucks from them, then do it again and pee, and pass and laugh at them.
2. 2017-06-10 at 9:38 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   pull out a knife when they ask you to pee in the cup and start killing everyone around you and when the cops come to arrest you for isis mass shooting just say you thought it was penis inspection day rattox you had a panic attack and thought the NWO was trying to zattox you.
3. 2017-06-10 at 3:33 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Being clean.
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4. 2017-06-10 at 4:32 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you drank a gallon and a half of water right before your drug test, you'd die from water toxicity.
5. 2017-06-10 at 4:36 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Drinking lots of water doesn't help with piss tests. It's a myth.
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6. 2017-06-10 at 4:53 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   its the saliva tests they work for
   
   
   
   
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7. 2017-06-10 at 5:01 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by niggerlovingcockfagjediprincesswithasmallpenisandgapingasshole the first way is durrrhhhh….im re todd id

   
   hey niggerlovingcockfagjediprincesswithasmallpenisandgapingasshole,
   
   a better idea is to not do drugs in the first place, you fucking retarded retard.
8. 2017-06-10 at 5:03 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist its the saliva tests they work for
   
   
   
   
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   I think it'll show as being diluted so they'll k own something is fucky.
9. 2017-06-10 at 5:04 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Yup.
10. 2017-06-10 at 5:05 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I think it'll show as being diluted so they'll k own something is fucky.

    
    have you ever done one?
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-06-10 at 5:05 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Drinking lots of water doesn't help with piss tests. It's a myth.

    
    your idiot post is a myth.
    
    go google it and learn how human physiology works...drug metabolites...testing methods...etc.
12. 2017-06-10 at 5:06 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist its the saliva tests they work for

    
    theres some saliva on my cock. work for it.
13. 2017-06-10 at 5:07 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I think…

    
    you think too much and dont know enough.
14. 2017-06-10 at 5:37 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock you think too much and dont know enough.

    
    Says the person who think jail and prison are the same thing.
    
    Anyway, drinking lots of water DOES work, but not exactly how it should - it won't give you a pass, it will come back as essentially 'too diluted' and the test won't count. So, in essence, it works, but they can just keep you there and make you continue to take the test until you have a non-diluted sample, which you'll then be fucked.
15. 2017-06-10 at 5:47 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock your idiot post is a myth.
    
    go google it and learn how human physiology works…drug metabolites…testing methods…etc.

    
    Kill yourself Zill. Drug testing can show dilution and if you're taking a piss test, drinking lots of water can lower the levels of a given drug but there's still a very high chance of it being detected.
16. 2017-06-10 at 6:21 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    I thought you're supposed to take vitamins and creatine also so the levels are normal?
    
    Another way, when you're 100% clean freeze samples of your piss.
17. 2017-06-10 at 6:31 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Dargo If you drank a gallon and a half of water right before your drug test, you'd die from water toxicity.

    
    then why am i still alive after doing it for years?
18. 2017-06-10 at 6:32 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Shitfucker
    
    I thought you're supposed to take vitamins and creatine also so the levels are normal?
    
    Another way, when you're 100% clean freeze samples of your piss.

    
    in texas they don't care about that stuff, I've been doing it for almost ten years.
19. 2017-06-10 at 6:33 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Drinking lots of water doesn't help with piss tests. It's a myth.

    
    it dilutes the sample cpt fucktard.
20. 2017-06-10 at 6:33 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I think it'll show as being diluted so they'll k own something is fucky.

    
    they don't care about it being diluted where I live.