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2017-06-10 at 9:39 PM UTCAdditionally, here's the FIRST result on a Google search of 'using frozen piss for drug test.'
https://drugs-forum.com/threads/my-experience-using-old-frozen-urine-to-beat-drug-tests.277147/
Wow! They too were able to get their sample up to the appropriate temp! They must be geniuses!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-10 at 9:42 PM UTCI heard that just keeping it next to your body (like in ur pants) for a long time before the test is the way to go.
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2017-06-10 at 9:43 PM UTC
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2017-06-10 at 9:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Additionally, here's the FIRST result on a Google search of 'using frozen piss for drug test.'
https://drugs-forum.com/threads/my-experience-using-old-frozen-urine-to-beat-drug-tests.277147/
Wow! They too were able to get their sample up to the appropriate temp! They must be geniuses!
jesus.
fucking.
christ. -
2017-06-10 at 9:48 PM UTC
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2017-06-10 at 10:08 PM UTCto anyone who isnt a fucking retard and genuinely may need to have their piss tested when its 'dirty':
ive already posted a basic, uncomplicated explanation for why you shouldnt use frozen piss on a test. the facts regarding that havent changed.
frozen, clean piss will pass a simplistic test, such as the ones used for low-end employment requirements where nothing more than barely-useful test strips are dipped into the piss sample by minimum-wage illegal immigrants who will even screw that up at double-digit-percentage rates.
frozen piss will not pass a sophisticated test, such as the ones used by various organizations to determine substance abuse by individuals holding high level security clearances. freezing piss will alter many of the traits, such as the detected metabolites, denaturing some proteins, pH, to the degree that it is detectable and result in a null for the test. the point is, freezing piss will leave detectable markers that a real test will detect.
reading forums that contain accounts from druggies, then placing faith in what they post, really isnt the best way to preserve ones freedom in the event of needing to pass a piss test. -
2017-06-10 at 10:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby the first way drink a gallon and a half of water before you think you might have a drug test
the second way if you are put under any kind of scrutiny of the highest order just get pissed off and start demanding they give you a drug test right then and there (use a high pitched whiny voice) and they probably won't do it because you're being really weird and annoying. And if they decide to do it, they might take awhile to fill out paper work for you to do it and get you ready to do one and that will be at least 15 minutes and when they ask you to give a sample just make your voice even higher pitched and more annoying and say something like "I already went to pee, I asked 15 minutes ago to test me, I can't do it now I already peed, i wanted to it 15 minutes ago"
and just basically act irrational while making rational points.
Then if you are cornered get them to get you a cup and pretend to be pee shy and you can't pee, so they have to throw that drug test cup away because its open and not a sanitary sample, then go back again and do the same thing but ask them to turn on the water on the faucet so you can hear water running to make you pee, and don't pee and waste another 10 bucks from them, then do it again and pee, and pass and laugh at them.
This is the most faggoty, retarded bullshit I've ever heard regarding "passing a drug test". THis is the shit cuck-faggot-niggers do to "not" pass a drug test, like you.
1. get piss from someone who's clean. Works whether they watch or not if you're an OG nigga, like me.
2. Don't do drugs in prep for testing if at all possible. (sucks, but it's the only sure fire way to pass.)
3. Dilution can work, just be careful how much you dilute and be aware of your usage, because this plays a big roll in how long it takes to clean up, or dilute.
"Flushing" has never worked for me and I don't feel confident to do that. I'd rather go in with clean piss and know I can pass. It's not hard. Make sure temp is correct, and make sure you got clean piss- simple. It's not hard to bullshit around even if you're being watched if you know what you're doing and not a faggot-retard, so Bill Krozby, I don't think you should attempt this, you certainly will drop the ball (or cup of piss in this case). -
2017-06-10 at 10:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock to anyone who isnt a fucking retard and genuinely may need to have their piss tested when its 'dirty':
ive already posted a basic, uncomplicated explanation for why you shouldnt use frozen piss on a test. the facts regarding that havent changed.
frozen, clean piss will pass a simplistic test, such as the ones used for low-end employment requirements where nothing more than barely-useful test strips are dipped into the piss sample by minimum-wage illegal immigrants who will even screw that up at double-digit-percentage rates.
frozen piss will not pass a sophisticated test, such as the ones used by various organizations to determine substance abuse by individuals holding high level security clearances. freezing piss will alter many of the traits, such as the detected metabolites, denaturing some proteins, pH, to the degree that it is detectable and result in a null for the test. the point is, freezing piss will leave detectable markers that a real test will detect.
reading forums that contain accounts from druggies, then placing faith in what they post, really isnt the best way to preserve ones freedom in the event of needing to pass a piss test.
This is not true. Frozen piss works just fine. It works for GC/MS and for immunoassays. Maybe I am wrong on SOME, but for all my research, freezing doesn't denature. it's how the places store the piss for retesting anyway. I know this for fact. -
2017-06-10 at 10:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock to anyone who isnt a fucking retard and genuinely may need to have their piss tested when its 'dirty':
ive already posted a basic, uncomplicated explanation for why you shouldnt use frozen piss on a test. the facts regarding that havent changed.
frozen, clean piss will pass a simplistic test, such as the ones used for low-end employment requirements where nothing more than barely-useful test strips are dipped into the piss sample by minimum-wage illegal immigrants who will even screw that up at double-digit-percentage rates.
frozen piss will not pass a sophisticated test, such as the ones used by various organizations to determine substance abuse by individuals holding high level security clearances. freezing piss will alter many of the traits, such as the detected metabolites, denaturing some proteins, pH, to the degree that it is detectable and result in a null for the test. the point is, freezing piss will leave detectable markers that a real test will detect.
reading forums that contain accounts from druggies, then placing faith in what they post, really isnt the best way to preserve ones freedom in the event of needing to pass a piss test.
I just provided the first example of others also passing tests with frozen urine. This isn't about professional lab testing. Even my probation office just used 10-panel tests that if you passed, they had no reason to send it into a lab. -
2017-06-10 at 10:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone This is not true. Frozen piss works just fine. It works for GC/MS and for immunoassays. Maybe I am wrong on SOME, but for all my research, freezing doesn't denature. it's how the places store the piss for retesting anyway. I know this for fact.
youre not reading what im typing. did anyone read the part about where ive had training and certification in this shit? like by a real national organization chartered to do this shit? no really...i actually did post that. i checked, just to make sure i was abundantly clear that my qualifications supersede your qualifications as a druggie in this matter.
GC/MS will detect MOST (not all) toxins and MOST (not all) drug metabolites, STORED IN THE PROPER NON-LEECHING CONTAINERS, regardless for about a year, and doesnt give a fuck about being frozen down to about dry-ice temps. but this is GC/MS...do you know how much that shit costs?
freezing WILL denature some of the proteins that are used for markers in tests to determine if a sample has been adulterated or not.
you fucking idiots so concerned with your piss tests are letting those drugs youve ODd on interfere with your thought processing. im fucking saying. that freezing piss. will induce changes to the piss. that will be detected. by aspects of the testing process. specifically designed to identify tests that have been adulterated.
fucking shit. is that fucking clear enough? short sentences of about second grade reading level. you people are fucking stupid.
you know what. fuck you all. i dont know what im talking about. i know nothing about anything and never have and never will. go piss in an ice cube container, freeze it, then when the time comes for a piss test jam it up your piss pipe into your bladder for it to thaw out for later. damn, you showed me. -
2017-06-10 at 10:37 PM UTC
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2017-06-10 at 10:39 PM UTCHaha all your words mean shit in the face of the thousands of us who have passed piss tests with previously frozen piss.
Better luck next time. -
2017-06-10 at 10:40 PM UTC
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2017-06-10 at 10:41 PM UTCI know. Thank you.
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2017-06-10 at 10:42 PM UTC
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2017-06-10 at 10:45 PM UTCReduced to your shit posting self.
Just like jail isn't prison, instant drug tests aren't the same as lab tests.
You are really bad at discerning between things that are similar but not alike. -
2017-06-10 at 10:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Reduced to your shit posting self.
Just like jail isn't prison, instant drug tests aren't the same as lab tests.
You are really bad at discerning between things that are similar but not alike.
as in...youre a cocksucking faggot and discerning between you being a cocksucker, or a faggot.
makes sense. -
2017-06-10 at 10:50 PM UTCWhy can't you just accept that it's very possible and not all that difficult to pass a drug test with previously frozen urine?
Are you that weak that you're unable to accept thousands of first-hand accounts of it successfully taking place?
Dang man. Dang dang dang I will get my religious people to pray for you. -
2017-06-10 at 10:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone This is the most faggoty, retarded bullshit I've ever heard regarding "passing a drug test". THis is the shit cuck-faggot-niggers do to "not" pass a drug test, like you.
1. get piss from someone who's clean. Works whether they watch or not if you're an OG nigga, like me.
2. Don't do drugs in prep for testing if at all possible. (sucks, but it's the only sure fire way to pass.)
3. Dilution can work, just be careful how much you dilute and be aware of your usage, because this plays a big roll in how long it takes to clean up, or dilute.
"Flushing" has never worked for me and I don't feel confident to do that. I'd rather go in with clean piss and know I can pass. It's not hard. Make sure temp is correct, and make sure you got clean piss- simple. It's not hard to bullshit around even if you're being watched if you know what you're doing and not a faggot-retard, so Bill Krozby, I don't think you should attempt this, you certainly will drop the ball (or cup of piss in this case).
You can tell that Hydro and Bill Krozby would fuck if they ever met, lol -
2017-06-10 at 10:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Why can't you just accept that it's very possible and not all that difficult to pass a drug test with previously frozen urine?
Are you that weak that you're unable to accept thousands of first-hand accounts of it successfully taking place?
Dang man. Dang dang dang I will get my religious people to pray for you.
read what i typed idiot. specifically where i said a low-sophistication test will qualify anything that is used as the sample.
i place as much value in internet accounts posted by druggies and junkies as theyre worth.
