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2017-06-10 at 8:30 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-10 at 8:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock youre a fucking idiot…stfu.
freezing alters the detected metabolites, including denatures certain proteins, and will show up on a piss test as a null quicker than submitting a pile of shit in a piss cup
retard
This is wrong. I have used previously frozen urine and successfully passed a U.A.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-10 at 8:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR † I visual piss test? Like they look at your piss and can tell what drugs you take? Really Finny?
Is that how you learned it in the military or was it taste tests back then?
You are retarded.
visual as in the 'observer' taking the sample container from the test-ee can look through the clear or translucent sample container and see the color of the piss, you fucking moron. ffs...stfu, youre an idiot and only making it more painfully apparent to everyone reading your idiocy. your levels of fucktardery really should be a euthanasia offense.
yes, fucker. i am literally (or was) a certified, trained, and qualified piss test taker, observer, and whatever other definition you want to call it.
fucking retarded bosnian dick sucker. go back to boysitgonnahurtwhenitgoezinya and worship allah with your tonsils. -
2017-06-10 at 8:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ This is wrong. I have used previously frozen urine and successfully passed a U.A.
bullshit. youre a fucking retard, that isnt possible unless the test method used simple 'yes' or 'no' test strips that didnt have any validity testing means, most specifically a determination for the proper temperature.
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2017-06-10 at 8:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock bullshit. youre a fucking retard, that isnt possible unless the test method used simple 'yes' or 'no' test strips that didnt have any validity testing means, most specifically a determination for the proper temperature.
you really should stfu, because you dont know what the fuck youre talking about
I'm sorry. Did you just assume that I meant I used LITERAL FROZEN PISS as my sample?
Jesus
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2017-06-10 at 8:52 PM UTCCertified and trained piss test taker.
Oh man. Man man man. This is rich.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-10 at 8:54 PM UTCBill is having a tantrum and his military fantasy is the only thing keeping him from crying while rocking back and forth. Hahahaha...
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2017-06-10 at 8:57 PM UTC
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2017-06-10 at 9 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I'm sorry.
the only accurate thing youve ever posted.
Originally posted by mmQ I'm sorry. Did you just assume that I meant I used LITERAL FROZEN PISS as my sample?
Jesus
Fucking
considering the origin of piss, it is a specific temperature, consistent with every single human being on this planet, within a few fractions of a degree. outside of that temperature range is an indication that the piss being submitted for testing has been altered.
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2017-06-10 at 9:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Certified and trained piss test taker.
Oh man. Man man man. This is rich.
in order for a piss test to be admissible in any sort of legal or judicial process an accurate and recorded chain of custody has to be maintained from the second it leaves the end of someones urethra.
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2017-06-10 at 9:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock the only accurate thing youve ever posted.
considering the origin of piss, it is a specific temperature, consistent with every single human being on this planet, within a few fractions of a degree. outside of that temperature range is an indication that the piss being submitted for testing has been altered.
you fucking retard
Do you know how many fucking countless synthetic piss products are out there and require the user to get the piss to the correct temp before using the product, and have been used successfully, probably MILLIONS of times?
Do you???
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2017-06-10 at 9:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR † Just bring your pissicle with you. Certified piss test master, buttface Bill will carefully taste all the metabolites and waste products out of your sample.
the only pissicle you get is the one filling the insides of your lower digestive tract when your boyfriend doesnt feel like getting up to use the bathroom while hes ass cramming you. -
2017-06-10 at 9:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock in order for a piss test to be admissible in any sort of legal or judicial process an accurate and recorded chain of custody has to be maintained from the second it leaves the end of someones urethra.
you fucking retarded fucktard.
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2017-06-10 at 9:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Do you know how many fucking countless synthetic piss products are out there and require the user to get the piss to the correct temp before using the product, and have been used successfully, probably MILLIONS of times?
Do you???
You are a walking torvalds , that should be your usertitle.
what i do know is that the only thing you know is that youre fucking retarded -
2017-06-10 at 9:06 PM UTC
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2017-06-10 at 9:07 PM UTCThere. You've been reduced to name calling in the face of my facts. You've been ruined.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-10 at 9:08 PM UTC
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2017-06-10 at 9:11 PM UTCI have literally used once frozen piss and passed a standard 10-panel drug test.
You said that's not possible.
I did it. It's possible.
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2017-06-10 at 9:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I have literally used once frozen piss and passed a standard 10-panel drug test.
You said that's not possible.
I did it. It's possible.
1-0 me.
that test would not have been admissible in any sort of judicial process because for it to have passed adulteration the test wouldnt have included the proper verification processes.
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2017-06-10 at 9:18 PM UTCWhat fucking part of I PASSED THE U.A. USING PREVIOUSLY FROZEN PISS are you not comprehending?
I swear to FUCK you try so hard to be right when you have no business doing so. Stick to the topics you know.
You're essentially trying to tell me I don't have legs, when I'm looking right at them.
You made up some nonsense about how freezing changes chemical properties which is mostly bullshit. Professional labs freeze all sorts of stuff, what's up with that?
Goddamn you're embarrassing me.
