2023-02-28 at 3:12 PM UTC
Sandwich Steve: Sandwich Steve is able to summon all forms of bread and bread products within a 10-mile range in order to incapacitate any offenders, much like Boxing Billy is able to enclose criminals in boxes, albeit with the restriction of actually being in the vicinity of bread (which is why since Sandwich Steve has been active, bakeries have been notoriously less susceptible to armed robbery). If the bread in question is sufficiently hard and/or pointy, Sandwich Steve can injure or even knock out offenders, thus reducing his reliance on an abundance of bread at hand. Historically, Sandwich Steve was only able to manipulate dough and flour, but as he matured his powers also hardened. Sometimes Sandwich Steve regrets these "improvements" as dough and flour had a far broader range of applications, from using dough to suffocate assailants to igniting flour to explode it. As with Boxing Billy, his powers often cause more harm than good as the movement of bread typically depletes local stocks and damages buildings in its path.
2023-02-28 at 3:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by faxmachine25052025
Sandwich Steve: Sandwich Steve is able to summon all forms of bread and bread products within a 10-mile range in order to incapacitate any offenders, much like Boxing Billy is able to enclose criminals in boxes, albeit with the restriction of actually being in the vicinity of bread (which is why since Sandwich Steve has been active, bakeries have been notoriously less susceptible to armed robbery). If the bread in question is sufficiently hard and/or pointy, Sandwich Steve can injure or even knock out offenders, thus reducing his reliance on an abundance of bread at hand. Historically, Sandwich Steve was only able to manipulate dough and flour, but as he matured his powers also hardened. Sometimes Sandwich Steve regrets these "improvements" as dough and flour had a far broader range of applications, from using dough to suffocate assailants to igniting flour to explode it. As with Boxing Billy, his powers often cause more harm than good as the movement of bread typically depletes local stocks and damages buildings in its path.
How about Paragraph Pete?
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2023-03-15 at 8:59 PM UTC
Mister Nema-Toad
Has all the powers of a nematode as well as a toad and also of being people's nemesis. If he decides to nemacize you, he will plague you and be your nemesis until you are defeated or he is otherwise satisfied and convinced to leave you alone. Even if he is completely annihilated, he will find a way to return. He has infinite persistence to nemacise you.
His nematode and toad based powers allow him to perform various superhuman feats. He can accelerate his won metabolism when he needs to "boost" himself. As a side effect this causes him to produce more heat and perspiration, which generates more toad sweat, which itself can be imbued with many dangerous and useful properties like acid and psychedelic 5-MAO DMT. He doesn't need to breathe with lungs and can make all his bones flexible to escape holds and locks and slip between obstacles and escape all forms of bonds and containment mechanisms that are not specifically conceived to trap him. He can burrow really fast and can recover and heal from huge damage, to the point where he can even survive being cut in half (his other half doesn't become another living guy though, that's a misconception).
His parasite abilities allow him to quickly threaten even the strongest biotic enemies by allowing him to circuit into their life forces and juices.
He can lash out his big tongue and even use it for parasitic insertion and sapping and spit various kinds of acidic and toxic muscosal discharges. He can jump all over the place and stick to surfaces and shit.
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