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  1. Gay-faggot man...

    He's a man who fucks homophobes in the ass...

    he's basically a male rapist.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you have any idea who I am?

    Will
  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Will

    That's crazy.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's crazy.

    But true
  5. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    The Rain Bowman

    A wandering legendary archer of unknown origins, motives or specific nature.

    He wields a bow made of Adamant Yew, the strongest and most unyielding wood with nevertheless immense capacity for flexion if adequate force is applied.

    Adamant Yew grows only in the Dragon Woods of Bavaria, which themselves sit atop the hostile peak of Mount G (the specific location is a closely guarded secret). It grows on geological timescale and survive a only because it is one of the strongest metamaterials known to man. It is ultra dense and destroys most humans tools upon applications of force. It is a live wood with active regenerative fungal symbiotes that prevent any attempt at progressive abrasion.

    Only one Adamant Yew is ever known to have been felled and harvested in the Raheshi Incident of 1977, wherein the Rain Bowman annihilated the base of the tree (codename "Exeter") with a single karate chop. He then hauled the lumber to an unknown location, evading satellite imagery with his keen eye.

    He then fashioned the tree into one massive bow as well as countless arrowheads. With this how he can fire a single shot around the curve of the earth and back to land at his feet if he so chooses.

    He can even hit the moon and other planets and even the sun. One time he missed and hit another galaxy, it died.

    His arrow shot can annihilate even an M1 Abrams tank in 1 hit and keep going and even penetrate and destroy 100000000 tanks (nobody knows the upper limit, he destroyed all the tanks in the world in one shot).

    He can even shoot down fighter jets in flight if he wants, that's how accurate he is.

    Most importantly he can shoot arrow so fast that it looks like whole arrow RAIN is coming and his signature move is to shoot arrow so fast it starts refracting sunlights and makes a rainbow so people call him the Rain Bowman for both reason.

    He likes ramen.
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  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Balloon Man The Rain Bowman

    A wandering legendary archer of unknown origins, motives or specific nature.

    He wields a bow made of Adamant Yew, the strongest and most unyielding wood with nevertheless immense capacity for flexion if adequate force is applied.

    Adamant Yew grows only in the Dragon Woods of Bavaria, which themselves sit atop the hostile peak of Mount G (the specific location is a closely guarded secret). It grows on geological timescale and survive a only because it is one of the strongest metamaterials known to man. It is ultra dense and destroys most humans tools upon applications of force. It is a live wood with active regenerative fungal symbiotes that prevent any attempt at progressive abrasion.

    Only one Adamant Yew is ever known to have been felled and harvested in the Raheshi Incident of 1977, wherein the Rain Bowman annihilated the base of the tree (codename "Exeter") with a single karate chop. He then hauled the lumber to an unknown location, evading satellite imagery with his keen eye.

    He then fashioned the tree into one massive bow as well as countless arrowheads. With this how he can fire a single shot around the curve of the earth and back to land at his feet if he so chooses.

    He can even hit the moon and other planets and even the sun. One time he missed and hit another galaxy, it died.

    His arrow shot can annihilate even an M1 Abrams tank in 1 hit and keep going and even penetrate and destroy 100000000 tanks (nobody knows the upper limit, he destroyed all the tanks in the world in one shot).

    He can even shoot down fighter jets in flight if he wants, that's how accurate he is.

    Most importantly he can shoot arrow so fast that it looks like whole arrow RAIN is coming and his signature move is to shoot arrow so fast it starts refracting sunlights and makes a rainbow so people call him the Rain Bowman for both reason.

    He likes ramen.

    9/10
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  7. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker 9/10

    👍💯♥️
  8. Originally posted by Balloon Man The Rain Bowman

    A wandering legendary archer of unknown origins, motives or specific nature.

    He wields a bow made of Adamant Yew, the strongest and most unyielding wood with nevertheless immense capacity for flexion if adequate force is applied.

    Adamant Yew grows only in the Dragon Woods of Bavaria, which themselves sit atop the hostile peak of Mount G (the specific location is a closely guarded secret). It grows on geological timescale and survive a only because it is one of the strongest metamaterials known to man. It is ultra dense and destroys most humans tools upon applications of force. It is a live wood with active regenerative fungal symbiotes that prevent any attempt at progressive abrasion.

    Only one Adamant Yew is ever known to have been felled and harvested in the Raheshi Incident of 1977, wherein the Rain Bowman annihilated the base of the tree (codename "Exeter") with a single karate chop. He then hauled the lumber to an unknown location, evading satellite imagery with his keen eye.

    He then fashioned the tree into one massive bow as well as countless arrowheads. With this how he can fire a single shot around the curve of the earth and back to land at his feet if he so chooses.

    He can even hit the moon and other planets and even the sun. One time he missed and hit another galaxy, it died.

    His arrow shot can annihilate even an M1 Abrams tank in 1 hit and keep going and even penetrate and destroy 100000000 tanks (nobody knows the upper limit, he destroyed all the tanks in the world in one shot).

    He can even shoot down fighter jets in flight if he wants, that's how accurate he is.

    Most importantly he can shoot arrow so fast that it looks like whole arrow RAIN is coming and his signature move is to shoot arrow so fast it starts refracting sunlights and makes a rainbow so people call him the Rain Bowman for both reason.

    He likes ramen.

    dalit lore
  9. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dalit lore

    Is that a good or bad thing idk
  10. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I'm a superhero
  11. Originally posted by Balloon Man Is that a good or bad thing idk

    depends on your caste
  12. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny depends on your caste

    What means caste?
  13. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Mystery Allotmin

    He can allot anything.
  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    He likes ramen cuz he is also Ramen Bowlman
  15. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Part 1: Chong Ping, Master Of The Sun

    Before he attained immortality, Chong Ping was an ancient Chinese scholar and scientist in ancient China during the ancient Chinese era and he specialized in the study of optics.

    His specialization was in the creation of lenses by the use of flowing water. In doing so he created many knock-on technological advances such as for irrigation and water elevation to maintain a constant flow in his water lens machines.

    While his scientific achievements were impressive, he wanted to create larger engineering super projects that would require an impractical quantity of resources and thus had to justify them to the emperor as having implications for military research.

    To demonstrate the military potential of his research, he gained an impressive initial grant and command over a waterfall that was famous for a special alignment with the sun on a particular day that had come to be known as the Ching Festival.

    He carved the waterfall to form a giant solar lens that would create a solar death beam on the day of the Ching Festival, focused on a point before the waterfall.

    Construction of the lens was complete and the day of the festival drew near however Chong Ping's rival scientist Xing Jing (who was the leading authority in mirrors to rival Chong Ping's advanced understanding of lenses and would later come to be known as the Master Of The Moon) framed him for solar rape and stealing energy from the Sky God Quang Ji, angering him which would surely cause drought in the following season.

    The Emperor was greatly displeased and sentenced Chong Ping to the ironic punishment of being fried by his own death ray on the day of the Ching Festival.

    Chong Ping 's hands and legs were bound and he was placed upon the stone pedestal where his own marvel and wonder would turn him to ash.

    Chong Ping waited like this for eight hours. He was placed upon the pedestal when it was still dark and watched the legendary Ching Sunrise from the greatest of all views, through the thin focusing mist of the waterfall. He watched the sun creep over the horizon and turn the sky and the water and the mist around him to a brilliant dance of opalescent fire and slowly ascend towards it zenith, where it would turn him to a cinder.

    But as it approached its peak and Chong Ping began to tremble and convulse and shriek and wail through his bindings for mercy and for reprieve, he was once again humbled by Quang Ji's announcement; "none but I can dispense the fury of the sky!"

    Quang Ji spoke this in a clap of thunder, as a storm erupted and obscured the sky and the sun that hung in it.

    And so it was, by cloud, that Chong Ping's calculations were thwarted and his life was spared.

    But so also was brutally exposed the flaw in his technology and the hubris of his methodology: ultimately, it could work only by the favor of the sky but no man under heaven could control Quang Ji's favor.

    Or so it was stated in his tribunal, as he was sentenced to another execution, this time for his profligate misuse of public funds for his failed project.

    Chong Ping disagreed but the court did not weigh upon matters of science. Only of legality.

    In his prison cell while awaiting his execution, a hooded and masked stranger came to visit Chong Ping in the dead of night.

    "Chong Ping!" He whispered. "Could the artifice of man produce a bright enough lantern?"

    Chong Ping's eyes widened. Even with his voice muffled, it could only be Xing Jing.

    "Yes!" He exclaimed, but then the realization came to him we with his rival's smile "... But I will need your mirrors!"
  16. Originally posted by Balloon Man Part 1: Chong Ping, Master Of The Sun

    Before he attained immortality, Chong Ping was an ancient Chinese scholar and scientist in ancient China during the ancient Chinese era and he specialized in the study of optics.

    His specialization was in the creation of lenses by the use of flowing water. In doing so he created many knock-on technological advances such as for irrigation and water elevation to maintain a constant flow in his water lens machines.

    While his scientific achievements were impressive, he wanted to create larger engineering super projects that would require an impractical quantity of resources and thus had to justify them to the emperor as having implications for military research.

    To demonstrate the military potential of his research, he gained an impressive initial grant and command over a waterfall that was famous for a special alignment with the sun on a particular day that had come to be known as the Ching Festival.

    He carved the waterfall to form a giant solar lens that would create a solar death beam on the day of the Ching Festival, focused on a point before the waterfall.

    Construction of the lens was complete and the day of the festival drew near however Chong Ping's rival scientist Xing Jing (who was the leading authority in mirrors to rival Chong Ping's advanced understanding of lenses and would later come to be known as the Master Of The Moon) framed him for solar rape and stealing energy from the Sky God Quang Ji, angering him which would surely cause drought in the following season.

    The Emperor was greatly displeased and sentenced Chong Ping to the ironic punishment of being fried by his own death ray on the day of the Ching Festival.

    Chong Ping 's hands and legs were bound and he was placed upon the stone pedestal where his own marvel and wonder would turn him to ash.

    Chong Ping waited like this for eight hours. He was placed upon the pedestal when it was still dark and watched the legendary Ching Sunrise from the greatest of all views, through the thin focusing mist of the waterfall. He watched the sun creep over the horizon and turn the sky and the water and the mist around him to a brilliant dance of opalescent fire and slowly ascend towards it zenith, where it would turn him to a cinder.

    But as it approached its peak and Chong Ping began to tremble and convulse and shriek and wail through his bindings for mercy and for reprieve, he was once again humbled by Quang Ji's announcement; "none but I can dispense the fury of the sky!"

    Quang Ji spoke this in a clap of thunder, as a storm erupted and obscured the sky and the sun that hung in it.

    And so it was, by cloud, that Chong Ping's calculations were thwarted and his life was spared.

    But so also was brutally exposed the flaw in his technology and the hubris of his methodology: ultimately, it could work only by the favor of the sky but no man under heaven could control Quang Ji's favor.

    Or so it was stated in his tribunal, as he was sentenced to another execution, this time for his profligate misuse of public funds for his failed project.

    Chong Ping disagreed but the court did not weigh upon matters of science. Only of legality.

    In his prison cell while awaiting his execution, a hooded and masked stranger came to visit Chong Ping in the dead of night.

    "Chong Ping!" He whispered. "Could the artifice of man produce a bright enough lantern?"

    Chong Ping's eyes widened. Even with his voice muffled, it could only be Xing Jing.

    "Yes!" He exclaimed, but then the realization came to him we with his rival's smile "… But I will need your mirrors!"

    gay and extreme defilation of my culture.

    it would have been less gayer had there been castration by sun rays.
  17. Sweet African Astronaut
    Evaluation by ChatGPT AI

    Analysis:

    The story is a historical-fictional account of the Chinese scientist Chong Ping and his pursuit of creating large-scale engineering projects. It is an interesting story that blends science, history, and mythology. The story is set in ancient China and is based on the concept of optics and lenses. The story is also centered around the theme of hubris and its consequences.

    The protagonist, Chong Ping, is a talented scientist and engineer who wants to create large-scale projects but needs to justify them as having military applications to gain resources from the emperor. He creates a solar death ray using a waterfall and solar lenses, but his rival scientist, Xing Jing, frames him for solar rape and stealing energy from the Sky God Quang Ji. This leads to Chong Ping's execution by his own invention. The story then takes a twist when Quang Ji thwarts Chong Ping's calculations by causing a storm and exposing the flaw in his technology. Chong Ping is sentenced to another execution, and his rival Xing Jing comes to visit him in prison with a proposal that sets the stage for Part 2.

    The story is well-paced and engaging. The setting and historical context are well described, and the concept of creating lenses using flowing water is an interesting one. The author does a good job of blending science and mythology to create a unique story. The characters are well-developed, and their motivations and actions are understandable. The story has a clear theme of hubris and its consequences, which is an important lesson for everyone.

    Evaluation:

    Overall, the story is well-written and engaging. The author has done a good job of blending science, history, and mythology to create a unique story. The characters are well-developed, and their motivations and actions are understandable. The pacing of the story is good, and the twists and turns keep the reader engaged. The theme of hubris and its consequences is well conveyed and is an important lesson for everyone.

    Constructive Criticism:

    One area where the author could improve is in the clarity of the writing. There are some sentences that could be rephrased to make them clearer. For example, the sentence "To demonstrate the military potential of his research, he gained an impressive initial grant and command over a waterfall that was famous for a special alignment with the sun on a particular day that had come to be known as the Ching Festival" could be rephrased to "To demonstrate the military potential of his research, he gained an impressive initial grant and was given command over a waterfall that aligned with the sun on a particular day known as the Ching Festival."

    Another area where the author could improve is in the use of adjectives. While descriptive language is important in creating vivid imagery, the overuse of adjectives can make the writing feel cluttered. For example, the sentence "He watched the sun creep over the horizon and turn the sky and the water and the mist around him to a brilliant dance of opalescent fire" could be rephrased to "He watched the sun rise over the horizon, turning the sky, water, and mist into a dance of fire."

    Overall, the story is well-written and engaging, and the author has done a good job of blending science, history, and mythology to create a unique story. With some minor improvements in clarity and the use of adjectives, the writing could be even stronger.

    Other aspects:

    The story is well-structured and has a clear beginning, middle, and end. The pacing is good, and the twists and turns keep the reader engaged. The use of mythology adds depth and interest to the story. The author has done a good job of creating a historical context for the story, which adds to its authenticity. The characters are well-developed, and their motivations and actions are understandable
  18. Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    super mega man

    all the powers of every "man" from megaman like guts man, cut man, shark man, leaf man.

    hundreds of mans

    thats his power , kinda like ben 10

    which was actually an allegory about plurals btw like how my life as a teenage robot was about trannies

  19. Boxing Billy

    Has the power to put anything inside an arbitrary amount of boxes, adding or removing boxes as needed to impede foes and enemies. However, each box generated the amount of trees in the world is slowly depleted. Can Boxing Billy achieve world peace without having to sacrifice the Amazon Rainforest?

    Origin story: one day on a school field trip to the Box Factory Billy got lost on a conveyor belt and learnt the secret of cardboard psychosynthesis
  20. Billy needs to learn to think outside the box.
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