2021-09-13 at 10:09 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
The noisy invisible man. His super power is he can turn invisible at will. But his weakness is that whenever he is invisible every noise he makes is amplified x 100.
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2021-09-13 at 10:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
The noisy invisible man. His super power is he can turn invisible at will. But his weakness is that whenever he is invisible every noise he makes is amplified x 100.
Damn that could be a strength rather than a weakness. He could start hollering and blow out eardrums, collapse buildings etc.
But still a nerf to his stealth.
Good concept.
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2021-09-14 at 12:42 PM UTC
Dead Man's Game:
Can form a "soul wager" with anyone over card games and other games of chance.
2021-09-14 at 4:35 PM UTC
Gong Kong:
A yeti who hails from the mountains of Tibet. He was rescued by monks of an ancient temple after his mother was killed by poachers. They took him in and taught him martial arts. His natural beastly power was honed with finesse and control and he quickly became the temple's greatest warrior, then its guardian and symbol.
His job was to strike the gongs for the temple and they gave him bigger and heavier gongs to keep up with his rapidly developing strength. Such was the intensity of his strikes that the gong would ring out over the mountains and make the peaks drop their snow. The hammer he wields to do so has been passed down from ancient Chinese times, forged from metals recovered from a meteor. To give it further heft, he keeps it wrapped to a chain. He can also use the chain to make it a swinging meteor hammer. The chain is also used to augment his monkey like agility, to swing from and climb things, as well as a whip.
Unfortunately his time at the temple was not to end peacefully: one day a prideful cyborg disciple ends up slaughtering the rest of the monks before turning upon the head of the temple, Shao Gong, who fights valiantly but is ultimately defeated by the cyborg.
With his dying breath, he casts an ancient Chinese spell that teleports Gong Kong away for his own protection.
Gong Kong remembers he must not seek revenge, so what he seeks instead is to bring the cyborg to justice.
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2021-09-14 at 4:39 PM UTC
The plumper
Special power. Able to eat 2 XL papa johns pizza in one sitting.
2021-09-14 at 4:42 PM UTC
Orange Man
He has the power to kill people with his speech.
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2021-09-14 at 5:46 PM UTC
captain pakistan.
he groom bacha bazis so that they become good boys.
2021-09-14 at 5:54 PM UTC
Wow, Vinny plagiarizing...I'm not angry, I'm disappointed.
2021-09-14 at 7:30 PM UTC
Chairman Meow
Chair at an elementary school by day, lawn shitting cat by night.
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2021-09-14 at 9:45 PM UTC
Citrus Viper:
A ninja who is powered by Vitamin C and citric acid. He can simply touch an object and absorb it's vitamin C and citric acid and catalyse then into energy for movement and strength.
However by abusing his powers without replenishing with an appropriate fuel source, he will develop scurvy.
Usually seen carrying a pack full of limes, oranges and lemons. Has small batteries made of pure powdered vitamin C supplements and citric acid. Using these substances in their pure forms releases a lot of energy and puts great strain on his body so these are more for a final power boost than for consistent usage.
