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2021-09-15 at 1:18 AM UTCcaptain homo. consecrating homosexuality, one cock at a time.
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2021-09-15 at 1:28 AM UTCfor research purposes.
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2021-09-15 at 12:39 PM UTCFord Mustache: he has handlebar mustache that can be "revved" up and that release his flatulence from his tailpipe in great burst to allow him to ride with no vehicle.
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2021-09-17 at 11:07 AM UTCButternigger Chobra:
Simon Lazarus was once a respected black family man who made his name as the owner of a successful popcorn factory.
But one night while inspecting his boiling vats of butter for quality up close from a walkway with no guardrails, his romance with premium buttery flavor turned to tragedy, as his heel struck a wayward fleck of butter that had popped from the bubbling vats.
Simon was prepared for this and had faced this before, so steadied himself immediately. But this time there was a factor he was not prepared for: you guessed it, it was a storm of cosmic radiation that struck him at very moment, shocking his brain and mutating him, turning his passion for quality popcorn into a lust for well balanced butter alone.
So it was that Simon Lazarus embarked on his campaign of corporate conquest, taking over the nation and then the world's dairy supplies like a buttery dragon.
But in hours of darkness, Simon would return to his old first butter factory to fulfill in his twisted secret. It produced and stored only butter now, in vast refrigerated storehouses.
What was known by few and avoided their suspicion in any case, was that these storehouses also had a lower extent, not hidden but inconspicuous, difficult to find and easy to miss.
The lights there were low powered and a dim red to avoid drawing any suspicion and to keep the environment cold. And within stood rows upon rows upon columns of lipidic human statues, with a gloss to their perfectly crafted skin and look of euphoria upon their faces.
In the middle of the warehouse, at the focus of all their games, there was an assemblage of furniture that resembled a bedroom: a bed, a desk, a chair, a sofa.
With a wave of his fingers Simon had animated the statue he had named Simone, brought her to the sofa and seated her, facing him, upon his lap, lowering her to penetrate her buttery, slick vagina with his fat throbbing nigger cock. She began to moan, then whimper, then silently cry as it stretched then tore her butterpussy as he fucked her vigorously, licking her delicious perky tits as she rode him. He began to suck them, then nibble, then bite into them, chomping directly into her buttery body and swallowing mouthfuls of it as she began to scream. He grabbed her neck and slammed it into the arm of the couch, decapitating her and leaving her squirting liquid butter from her neck with his every thrust while her head went silent but stared at her own body being violently raped. He turned her around and began to fuck her neckhole while taking bites out of her thighs and then mouthfuls of her ass and cummed thunderously down her esophagus.
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2021-09-19 at 12:01 AM UTC$1000 Bill
Used to be known as $100 Bill till he grew 10x stronger.
He is fueled by the sheer power of money, all money nearby is directed towards him and flows outwards as pure gold dust 1000x the value.
He has a money gun that can cut thru anything. -
2021-09-19 at 1:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmG $1000 Bill
Used to be known as $100 Bill till he grew 10x stronger.
He is fueled by the sheer power of money, all money nearby is directed towards him and flows outwards as pure gold dust 1000x the value.
He has a money gun that can cut thru anything.
This could be his theme song.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-09-19 at 3:26 AM UTC
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2021-09-19 at 3:34 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-09-19 at 4:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you consider highlighting, right clicking, and selecting search while you are already sitting at your keyboard "going out of your way" it is little wonder you don't own a car.
i dont own a car because it isnt economically or timely viable.
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2021-09-19 at 4:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i dont own a car because it isnt economically
^Translation: "I am a broke dick"
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny or timely viable.
^Translation: "I learnt to engrish from Ricky on The Trailer Park Boys"
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i live in densely populated area which means traffic jams are routine.
^Translation: "Because I am a broke dick I live in an urban toilet with no traffic control, parking, or security. -
2021-09-19 at 4:23 AM UTC
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2021-09-19 at 4:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny doesnt sounds as bad as you imagine it is.
I don't have to imagine it. I have see it in NYC, Chicago, Minneapolis. LA, Las Vegas, Tampa, and many other cities I have travelled to for work and other purposes.
But maybe you can answer this. Why is it you poor people always complain you have nothing but then when there is a flood or a hurricane you claim you lost everything?
