2023-06-05 at 3:19 PM UTC
i miss golllum.
that spic was funny.
2023-06-07 at 5:16 AM UTC
I'd probably go with the power to be in two places at once maybe by manifesting it.
2023-06-08 at 2:40 AM UTC
Horse Fucker Man
He can turn anyone he wants into a horse and then fuck them, or he can turn himself into a horse and fuck whoever he wants, or he can just make himself and everyone else horses and incite a horse orgy.
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2023-07-09 at 12:05 PM UTC
captain chave a pizza
he is 250 pounds and can shoot BBQ sauce out of his eyes and make girls fall in love with them befre he card crushestheir hart
in the end , he just wanted a 20 out of her purse for a pizza
Villain you say? No..... He is an example we should all follow
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