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  1. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    metaman

    he metas the other heroes until jesus does his taxes and krishna writes his comics
  2. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    The When

    She can determine when events happened but not whether or not they happened.

    She can move some events past the heat death of the universe or before the Big Bang.

    She can't determine where they happened but she can make them happen at a point in time where they are wherever she wants, but that may not necessarily coincide with when she actually wants to place it.

    She cannot determine the When of events that have not occurred yet because she doesn't know them, only move past events into the future.
  3. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    The Where

    Sister of The When, determines The of events that have occured.

    Together they are the Sisters SpaceTime

    They moved the whole Big Bang (a past event) past the Heat Death of the Universe and thus created a self sustaining universe cycle where they can gain more information and thus power every cycle.

    However they are far from being readily cooperative. They are both very jealous of each other. The Where is very intelligent and cunning but the When can give herself infinite time to consider any event if she wants.

    Eternity is their chess game.
  4. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    The What

    Distant patriarch who determines which events occur and which do not.

    Both Sisters are his wives and he plays their jealousy against each other. He visits either only occasionally. They both live on opposite sides of reality and do not know what he does when he is not present with them. He wanders around and makes every decision, serving as the engine of their chess game.

    He resides within UnReality, the realm of CounterFact.

    Every event that didn't happen looms over Reality as a sort of shadow of potentiality and from here he can turn on and off the lights that cast these shadows.
  5. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Opiate man

    He lives in a sewer drain and posses lich-like qualities with a phylactary containing his life force somewhere deep in the depth of his cities sewage system.

    He's like an opposite super hero, he gains super smell/speed/junky senses when in withdrawal, which is usually daily unless he can pan handle enough money or resort to other petty crimes to fund his habit. If left in withdrawal for 24 hours he turns into a giant sweaty snorlax-like creature that literally just rolls around and writhes in pain until his next fix.
  6. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    The Why

    A Child.

    It is The Reason behind the reason. Everything is for it. All facts are a colorful tapestry to be presented to the child. If the child laughs, the tapestry looks good. If the child cries, it is bad.

    It is simultaneously the most influential being in that all of existence is for it but also the most helpless and powerless being in it. All it may do is exist and either laugh or cry. It determines nothing. Everything is determined for it but not by it. It can only Be.
  7. Balloon Man. When confronted, he expands to the point of an entire city block, then explodes with an ear-splitting bang, knocking down skyscrapers, telephone poles and water towers all across the area.
  8. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Mr Spectral Line

    Represents the color spectrum, like a rainbow, like some kind of gay guy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Originally posted by Balloon Man Mr Spectral Line

    Represents the color spectrum, like a rainbow, like some kind of gay guy

    That didn't scare me.
  10. Originally posted by Balloon Man Mr Spectral Line

    Represents the color spectrum, like a rainbow, like some kind of gay guy

    spectral is MR.CONTORSIONIST.

    his superpowers are the ability to perform mental, moral, ideological and spiritual gymnastics that not even olympic gold medalist gymnasts on steroid could perform.
  11. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Rentboy

    He pays his rent/mortgage and all his bills on time every month without fail.

    The son of Employed Man who actually earns a living thus requiring no financial support from mommy or the gobment.
  12. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't scare me.

    Yes it did.
  13. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny spectral is MR.CONTORSIONIST.

    his superpowers are the ability to perform mental, moral, ideological and spiritual gymnastics that not even olympic gold medalist gymnasts on steroid could perform.

    Yea he can definitely contort his ass around some dick too
  14. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Haahaa poop is funny
  15. Originally posted by Balloon Man Yea he can definitely contort his ass around some dick too

    Don't make me have to pop you.
  16. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don't make me have to pop you.

    with your contortionists ass ?
  17. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don't make me have to pop you.

    Why don't you pop my dick in your ass?
  18. Originally posted by Balloon Man Why don't you pop my dick in your ass?

    Do you have any idea who I am?
  19. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Wait qmr is da ghey?
  20. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you have any idea who I am?

    Mr Buttcock?
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