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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I'm actually dying. Like if I went to a Dr. And they said "oh, Mr. Sudo your body is shutting down and you will be dead within a few months" I would be like "Dam, that's what that is, I knew it" and feel like I solved a puzzle where the prize is my death. Like a Japanese game show. Like
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Maybe you should try a different doctor
  3. Originally posted by Sudo I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I'm actually dying. Like if I went to a Dr. And they said "oh, Mr. Sudo your body is shutting down and you will be dead within a few months" I would be like "Dam, that's what that is, I knew it" and feel like I solved a puzzle where the prize is my death. Like a Japanese game show. Like

    They always tell me my blood pressure and labs and blood sugar and stuff are pretty good and I'm like "how?"

    I get a stash of Propranalol now but I don't take them regularly, only as needed.
  4. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm mildly intoxicated in an obscure town in Minnesota.

    Thank you

    Hahaha feed a faggot into a Woodchipper, MmmQister Fargot North Cuckota
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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Don't insult my muse like that. I'll rape you, you gay autistic nigger
  6. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Don't insult my muse like that. I'll rape you, you gay autistic nigger

    Fight me cunt I'll kill you
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Fight me cunt I'll kill you

    fighting is gay like you
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Rogan says he knows today that he was wrong in his thinking that β€˜context’ mattered.
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    6am tom eggs and waffle on the bah

    coffee ready

  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    in a bit of a nostalgic mood

    anyone else remember the Kyrandia games? I don't think the version I played had voice lines

  11. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood fighting is gay like you

    Your mom is gayer than fighting
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    6am tom
  13. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    The only drug we need is vagina
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Someone needs to take this thread behind the woodshed and put it out if it's misery. Like Ol Yeller which I actually saw as a kid because I only had 3 channels so would have to watch whatever was on CBC on Sunday night. Sad!
  15. The WAYDATM thread is the new TRT thread. Good job Octittian.
  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    A thread is only as good as what you faggots contribute, not who authors it. 😌
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fuck I'm so depressed I'm really struggling to get up and go shower. Being around my son makes me happy and really nothing else. I fantasize about faking my death so much I've started to realize how unhealthy that is. Really my biggest problems are typical middle class trappings but goddamn is it ever soul crushing. I feel like if I have to keep living like this or if someone I care about deeply dies I'm gonna go on a spiral. I need a good week-long bender or at least to disappear for that time
  18. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Fuck I'm so depressed I'm really struggling to get up and go shower. Being around my son makes me happy and really nothing else. I fantasize about faking my death so much I've started to realize how unhealthy that is. Really my biggest problems are typical middle class trappings but goddamn is it ever soul crushing. I feel like if I have to keep living like this or if someone I care about deeply dies I'm gonna go on a spiral. I need a good week-long bender or at least to disappear for that time

    You're not middle class you deluded coon. What you need is a good relapse, shoot a fat dose of brown and let that warm, loving feeling of Lady Heroin fuck your entire body.


    Yeeeeeeaaaah.πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸ»
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Fuck I'm so depressed I'm really struggling to get up and go shower. Being around my son makes me happy and really nothing else. I fantasize about faking my death so much I've started to realize how unhealthy that is. Really my biggest problems are typical middle class trappings but goddamn is it ever soul crushing. I feel like if I have to keep living like this or if someone I care about deeply dies I'm gonna go on a spiral. I need a good week-long bender or at least to disappear for that time

    Take a fishing trip alone or something you like doing. Put your feet in some grass. It might do the trick if you just fall off the grid for a whole 24 hrs.
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Dis bish who knows I'm a mopey sack of shit sent me some video off Instagram at 1am last night about "getting your mind right" so I didn't watch it and instead sent her a kissy face emoji and a middle finger emoji which she left on read. I might see if she wants to get a hotel tomorrow idk, I dont even really like her. Or anyone. Or myself. I wonder WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

    2.1 years later and I'm chanelling sploo. RIP I think about him more than anyone else I can think of who died I have never laid eyes on. Fuck too many people I like are dead, THATS MY PROBLEM. I read paradise lost over the last few days and think I'm one of John Milton's muses. Worst post ever
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