The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-01-29 at 3:34 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Sophie Albert Speer did get released in the 60's right? Have you read his work "Inside the Third Reich" it's fascinating all things being equal.

   
   I've been meaning to get some books on him, currently watching a doc on youtube. Fascinating guy.
2. 2020-01-29 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Octavian I've been meaning to get some books on him, currently watching a doc on youtube. Fascinating guy.

   
   Yeah dude you should. If you have a general interest in all things WWII i bet you'll enjoy Hitler's War by David Irving as well.
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3. 2020-01-29 at 4:06 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I could straight up murder people for a living. If only I had an armory, an agency full of clients, and loads of ass holes to kill.
   
   That would be so sweet.
4. 2020-01-29 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Octavian I could straight up murder people for a living. If only I had an armory, an agency full of clients, and loads of ass holes to kill.
   
   That would be so sweet.

   
   Pretty edgy, funnily enough i had a similar thought the other day. I imagined myself just walking up to a sand nigger, pointing a pistol to their forehead and saying: allahu ahkbar motherfucker. And then just shoot them.
5. 2020-01-29 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Sophie Pretty edgy, funnily enough i had a similar thought the other day. I imagined myself just walking up to a sand nigger, pointing a pistol to their forehead and saying: allahu ahkbar motherfucker. And then just shoot them.

   
   Oh no wasn't going for the edge. It was a mere self observation. State sanctioned hitmen must have it good.
6. 2020-01-29 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Octavian Oh no wasn't going for the edge. It was a mere self observation. State sanctioned hitmen must have it good.

   
   Join MI5/6 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
7. 2020-01-29 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #47
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian I could straight up murder people for a living. If only I had an armory, an agency full of clients, and loads of ass holes to kill.
   
   That would be so sweet.

   
   If you saw your best friend or your favorite family member crossing the british border illegally and you were ordered to shoot them would you do it? Not following orders would put your job at risk
8. 2020-01-29 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If you saw your best friend or your favorite family member crossing the british border illegally and you were ordered to shoot them would you do it? Not following orders would put your job at risk

   
   That's not the job I would be applying for.
   
   Let me reiterate: I could be a hitman. Hell I think you would agree you could.
9. 2020-01-29 at 4:31 PM UTC

   #49
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian That's not the job I would be applying for.
   
   Let me reiterate: I could be a hitman. Hell I think you would agree you could.

   
   Would you do it though? Would you shoot someone you care about for money?
10. 2020-01-29 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Would you do it though? Would you shoot someone you care about for money?

    
    No. Loyalty to people i care about is more important to me than money. I know you weren't asking me, but i answered anyway.
11. 2020-01-29 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Would you do it though? Would you shoot someone you care about for money?

    
    Yes
12. 2020-01-29 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Just kidding, as if.
13. 2020-01-29 at 4:38 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Lol i am drinking vodka, i just realized why i don't like alcohol. Sure the hangover can suck, but i'm emotionally unstable as it is. But when i drink the rational part of my brain that tries to reel in the crazy gets subdued, and i am consumed by impulses and thoughts.
    
    Insights from alcohol, who'd have thunk it?
14. 2020-01-29 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #54
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I got asked that question at an employment council thing. It was about morality and jobs. Like some people don't join the military or work in a slaughterhouse for moral reasons but they encouraged us to find our moral limit in terms of work because it could open up opportunities we never thought about before or some shit.
15. 2020-01-29 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]

    Originally posted by mmQ What is wrong with me

    
    nothing at all. you just don't wanna be a black kittie anymore. become a lakers kobe colored kittie with a #8 stomped in your buttatwoterries
16. 2020-01-29 at 5:29 PM UTC

    #56
    jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman
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17. 2020-01-29 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Sophie Join MI5/6 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    
    what's the difference between them, fam?
    
    
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994

    
    thanked so I can find it again
18. 2020-01-29 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Cheyes what's the difference between them, fam?

    
    IIRC one is civil intel the other military intel.
19. 2020-01-29 at 6:23 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Sophie I always cringe when i hear people say: "I have a personal relationship with my Lord and Creator". But i kind of get where they're coming from. Organized religion kind of sucks, but not so much that we should do away with it. (inb4FedoraPosts)

    
    its like creating a tulpa
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Sudo SWIM purchased a buncha ammo and then fondled a chinese chop suey while watching John Wick and then read about environmental issues and is now going to pray the gay away

    
    probs gonna buy another gun with my tax return cuz it's gonna be a huge one especially with my amended one I fucked up from last year which will make it a lot bigger. Could buy 2 but I don't really feel like storing a long gun cause I lost the key to the lock on my door
    
    i wish I didn't ruin my eyes. they seem to be getting worse again. that's a huge part of the reason why I feel less inclined to keep living
    
    Also I might be able to con the guy who hit me's insurance to pay to fix whatever's wrong with my suspension from hittin curbs so that's neat. Otherwise tax return prob go to that cause I'm too deep in this car to throw it away
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20. 2020-01-29 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Fucks sake I have to go a breast clinic next month to scan this lump under my nipple.