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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Imma spread my girth across the road like tiananmen square

    I kinda just need an adventure. I was only like 25% kidding. If shit keeps escalating theyll probably institute a draft anyway so we might as well all meet in Poland n form Space Nigger Squadron, kick the dogshit out of wariat and then lead a braveheart charge across the border.

    I've already declared the independent republic of sudostan and we need warm bodies for the front line. You will be provided with 3 hots, a cot and some pot and you will learn how to be a good shot. We got this
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  2. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Imma spread my girth across the road like tiananmen square

    I kinda just need an adventure. I was only like 25% kidding. If shit keeps escalating theyll probably institute a draft anyway so we might as well all meet in Poland n form Space Nigger Squadron, kick the dogshit out of wariat and then lead a braveheart charge across the border.

    I'm down.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Holy shit this threads almost done

    Someone make the next one dedicated to kr0z or some other fallen member

    Slampig central edition or something.
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  4. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    What post# makes 420 again?
  5. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Holy shit this threads almost done

    Someone make the next one dedicated to kr0z or some other fallen member

    Slampig central edition or something.
  6. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Bill Krozby resERECTION edition
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Squeeze that dietpenis juicebox and splooge all over crazykr0z's face while hes high on XTC causing him much malice. OMG!
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  8. Kafka sweaty
    I’m wondering if hell is just a contagious mind virus that can be cured.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Eighteen butt people drive into an Adam's apple.
  10. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m wondering if hell is just a contagious mind virus that can be cured.

    Hell, like guilt, or anxiety, or fear, or pain?

    I've had lots of all four in my life, I learned to overcome them all. I admit pain is the worst, it keeps coming, even when you reject it.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    HALT

    Don't get too

    Hungry
    Angry
    Lonely
    Tired
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  12. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Hell, like guilt, or anxiety, or fear, or pain?

    I've had lots of all four in my life, I learned to overcome them all. I admit pain is the worst, it keeps coming, even when you reject it.



    Originally posted by mmQ HALT

    Don't get too

    Hungry
    Angry
    Lonely
    Tired

    Those 4 wren mentioned as well.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Hell, like guilt, or anxiety, or fear, or pain?

    I've had lots of all four in my life, I learned to overcome them all. I admit pain is the worst, it keeps coming, even when you reject it.

    I think anger is hell and was thinking of that specifically. I’m not sure what fear is really, pain can be managed with just your mind unless you’re talking about emotional pain, I have no clue. Hunger can’t really hurt your soul so that seems superficial. What pain are you talking about?
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  14. Kafka sweaty
    I can feel guilt but don’t because it wouldn’t help anyone, only destroy me, and if people want you to feel guilty then fuck them. I also don’t believe in free will so people can’t be to blame for anything, which makes everyone perfect and loveable, but I don’t have the patience to be understanding toward everyone and don’t want to love people who mistreat me.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're one them pre-determinists, are ya?

    I kind of am too.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Captain falcon is fun to talk to about that. Sometimes

    Agency and all that
  17. Yeah him and his people wipe there asses with they're bare hands there poop is really juicy cause of all the spices there people use, kind of like Mexican terd

    Anyway that's why they get pink eye so much and they gallyvant all around being skinny and smelling ( and "bargaining" )like asshole
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ Captain falcon is fun to talk to about that. Sometimes

    Agency and all that

    He’s not worth talking with
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka He’s not worth talking with

    You were pre determined to say that, anyway. Is anyone worth talking to? It doesn't matter.
  20. Donald Trump Black Hole
    I learned to ignore hunger and lost lots of weight. I learned not to feel so angry, and got a decent job. I learned not to feel so lonely, and got a girlfriend. I still feel tired, but my modafinil shipment is stuck.

    Maybe

    Originally posted by Kafka I think anger is hell and was thinking of that specifically. I’m not sure what fear is really, pain can be managed with just your mind unless you’re talking about emotional pain, I have no clue. Hunger can’t really hurt your soul so that seems superficial. What pain are you talking about?

    Anger isn't hell for me, it feels kinda good. Pain is hell. Hunger can hurt you if you aren't used to it, if you get used to it it's just like feeling too warm in a tropical climate, manageable.

    Originally posted by Kafka I can feel guilt but don’t because it wouldn’t help anyone, only destroy me, and if people want you to feel guilty then fuck them. I also don’t believe in free will so people can’t be to blame for anything, which makes everyone perfect and loveable, but I don’t have the patience to be understanding toward everyone and don’t want to love people who mistreat me.



    Haha, you Calvinist. You goddam Protestant. For Catholics guilt is the motivation to climb Croagh Patrick barefoot and do Lough Derg in the freezing rain. We used to feel most our guilt about having sex before marriage, now I'm not sure, I think it's mostly about not loving blacks and muslims enough or something like that. Pics related, from Lough Derg when I did it. I soaked my feet in Potassium Permanganate solution first to harden them up, so it wasn't too bad.

    Not wanting to love those who mistreat you is a dead giveaway. Wanting to love blacks and muslims and rich catholics (but not protestants, weirdly) who mistreat you is an old catholic dogma.

    "Love those who hate you, unless they're white like you are." Dead giveaway when you think about it.

    Originally posted by mmQ You're one them pre-determinists, are ya?

    I kind of am too.

    Oh goddam, we're surrounded by them.
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